PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a lightweight MMA rules bout between Despicable Oh Dae Su (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Ronald McDonald (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Oh Dae Su comes to the cage accompanied by Turn down the What. McDonald comes into a darkened arena with his song building. EARTH CRISIS: DESTROY THE MACHINES kicks in, the lights come on and the crowd goes wild! What a showman! I'm sure you'll be fascinated to know that I was talking to some pointless Z list celebrity before the fight and he thought that Ronald McDonald was going to win. Let's see if he was right.

Oh Dae Su
vs
McDonald

173 cm
37
165 lbs
32 - 13 - 2

181 cm
36
167 lbs
32 - 17 - 0

Good wrestling
World class boxer
Cardio machine

Good wrestler
World class MT
Heavy handed

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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the lightweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 32 - 13 - 2, fighting out of Helsinki, Despicable Oh Dae Su!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 32 - 17 - 0, fighting out of Los Angeles, Ronald McDonald!
The judges for this bout are Donald Grub, Richard Clark and Steven Brown.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Oh Dae Su swings for the body but McDonald moves out of range.
Despicable Oh Dae Su seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Oh Dae Su looks for a takedown but McDonald sprawls well.
A chopping leg kick lands by Oh Dae Su.
Oh Dae Su lands a lovely overhand right.
Oh Dae Su swings and misses with a hook to the body.
McDonald scores with a spinning back kick!

Oh Dae Su forces McDonald back against the cage and clinches.
McDonald tries to work over Oh Dae Su's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target.
A head punch blocked on the inside by Oh Dae Su.
Oh Dae Su lands a shot to the body.
A short body shot lands from McDonald as the two fighters clinch.

Oh Dae Su has hold of one of McDonald's legs. McDonald is fighting the takedown attempt but Oh Dae Su gets the trip and lands the takedown into guard.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Oh Dae Su won't allow McDonald to sweep him here.
Oh Dae Su is looking to work some ground and pound but McDonald has wrist control.
Oh Dae Su throws a big elbow that misses.
Oh Dae Su throws a big right hand that misses.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Oh Dae Su working some ground and pound from guard but it's not doing any damage.
Oh Dae Su stops McDonald from standing up.
Oh Dae Su postures up to throw the ground and pound strikes but they don't connect.
Oh Dae Su lands a couple of elbows.
Oh Dae Su prevents McDonald from getting back to his feet.
Oh Dae Su loading up with the ground and pound but he's missing more than he's landing in this flurry.
McDonald is trying to control the position from the bottom.
McDonald pulls Oh Dae Su in close to prevent any damage.
McDonald wants to stand and escape but Oh Dae Su is having none of it.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.

The ref calls for a clean break and stands the fighters back up. Ronald McDonald wasn't active enough on the ground.
McDonald throws a body punch but Oh Dae Su moves out of range.
Oh Dae Su scores with a nice head shot.
McDonald moves out of range of the body kick from Oh Dae Su.
Oh Dae Su throws a nice hook to the body that draws an oooh from the crowd.
Oh Dae Su shoots for a double leg takedown but McDonald sprawls well. He's pushed Oh Dae Su's face into the mat and manages to get back to his feet relatively easily.
Oh Dae Su looks to have improved his striking defense since last time we saw him fight.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Oh Dae Su connects with an inside leg kick.
McDonald moves out of range as Oh Dae Su strikes.
Oh Dae Su has his takedown stuffed
and McDonald connects with a straight left hand counter down the middle.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Despicable Oh Dae Su. That's going to take a lot out of him.
Oh Dae Su moves out of range of the strikes.
McDonald misses with a body shot.
Oh Dae Su walks forward and throws out a flicking leg kick. McDonald checks it nicely though, as he moves to the side.

Oh Dae Su shoots in for a takedown from distance. He catches McDonald napping and manages to drive through into side control!

That's three minutes gone in the round.
McDonald is trying to control Oh Dae Su's posture but Oh Dae Su avoids it.
Oh Dae Su throwing strikes but missing, from side control.
Oh Dae Su misses with the ground and pound.
Oh Dae Su misses with a strike but at least he's keeping busy, looking to cause some damage - that will still help him when it comes to the judges scorecards.
Oh Dae Su controls the position.
Oh Dae Su advances nicely into full mount.
McDonald is trying to get back to his feet but can't.
McDonald tries to hold on but Oh Dae Su postures up.
The fighters are going at a pretty good pace and they're both starting to sweat now.
Oh Dae Su with good strikes from the mount here!
McDonald is trying to escape but when you're mounted that's not too easy.
Oh Dae Su with good strikes from the mount here!

That's four minutes gone in the round.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Oh Dae Su thuds his fist into the canvas! Oooouch!
Oh Dae Su with good strikes from the mount here!
Oh Dae Su lands with some strikes.
Oh Dae Su dominating with strikes here.

McDonald is rocked!
McDonald squirming around on the bottom, looking to escape.
McDonald is still in real trouble! Can Oh Dae Su finish him?
Oh Dae Su has his opponent pinned against the cage, landing some nasty ground and pound that is really making a bit of a mess out of McDonald's face.
Oh Dae Su softens up his opponent with a couple of shots there and then CRACK! One massive shot lands there and McDonald is out cold! Oh Dae Su jumps to his feet and celebrates on the cage with the fans, who are, quite frankly, going absolutely mental!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 4:56 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Despicable Oh Dae Su!
Our winner, Despicable Oh Dae Su, made sure he spent some time buttering up the crowd during his post fight interview, which will no doubt bring him a few more fans.
Ronald McDonald was interviewed post fight and said 'Man, this puts me in a tough position, the cowboner gave me my third loss in a row, I didn't think I was going to get a title shot so fast to be honest.... All excuses aside, I just need to keep winning, or I may have to hang up the butchers apron!'.