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Coming up we have a super heavyweight MMA rules bout between Jack Potatos (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Stand Bang (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Bang is bobbing his head along to his entrance song: Mike Tyson clip from Hangover. Stand Bang will no doubt be looking to use his reach advantage to good effect.
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260 lbs
25 - 19 - 0 |
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225 cm
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300 lbs
17 - 26 - 0 |
Good wrestling
Excellent boxer
Insanely flexible |
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Good wrestler
World class boxer
Heavy handed |
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the super heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
25 - 19 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Jack Potatos!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
17 - 26 - 0, fighting out of Los Angeles, Stand Bang!
The judges for this bout are Tiny Johnson, Cecil Peabody and Stewart Dunkirk.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Bang throws a jab, cross combination which is slipped
and Potatos counters with a stiff right hand.
Bang throws a right and a left that Potatos avoids nicely.
Potatos avoids the body shot from Bang.
Bang uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Potatos.
Potatos misses with a head kick.
Bang throws a right and a left that Potatos avoids nicely.
Potatos misses the shot to the body.
Bang throws a hook but Potatos blocks it.
Bang lands a jab, followed by a cross and another cross, as Potatos backs up against the cage.
It looks like Jack Potatos has been cut.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Bang looks shocked there as he takes a right hand to the temple.
Bang swings for the body but Potatos moves out of range.
Bang tries to bum rush Potatos with a series of wild strikes but Potatos uses good footwork to avoid the assault.
Potatos throws a front kick that sends Bang stumbling back into the cage.
Bang darts in trying to clinch
letting Potatos counter with a right hand.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Bang falls off balance throwing a combination
and Potatos counters with a straight punch to the midsection.
Potatos digs a good hook to Bang's body.
Bang looks winded!
Bang swings away but doesn't land with a series of punches.
Bang misses with a body punch
and Potatos counters with a quick right hand to the jaw.
Potatos dodges the punch combination from Bang.
Potatos scores with a big left there. The judges will like that one.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
No joy there for Bang, who threw a few shots but didn't land.
Potatos is looking to slow Bang down with leg kicks.
Potatos lands with a good body shot.
Today's fight clock is brought to you by... OOOH that's a huge shot by Potatos! Bang is in big trouble here - the ref steps in to save him and this one is all over!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:05 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Jack Potatos!
A relieved looking Jack Potatos thanked the fans for their support and gave the usual line about them being amazing. They seemed to believe that he actually meant it.
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energy
A | B |
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hype
A | B |
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pop
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mgr
A | B |
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FIGHT
RATING
72% |
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