PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a super heavyweight MMA rules bout between Dick Hertz (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Troy Slamen (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Chooooooooon! I think Hertz might be my favorite fighter, now he's come out to PORN MUZIK. Slamen has chosen Jaws Theme as his entrance music. There are an array of beautiful celebrities at ringside tonight! I wonder if any of them paid for their tickets.

Hertz
vs
Slamen

185 cm
24
160 lbs
11 - 4 - 0

183 cm
35
163 lbs
19 - 15 - 0

Good wrestling
Excellent boxer
Cardio machine

Olympic wrestler
Basic striking
Good gas tank

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the super heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 11 - 4 - 0, fighting out of London, Dick Hertz!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 19 - 15 - 0, fighting out of Los Angeles, Troy Slamen!
The judges for this bout are Paul Tew, Andrew Berry and James Ackerman.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Slamen walks straight into an uppercut. Luckily it didn't land flush.
Hertz stuffs the takedown attempt from Slamen. Slamen gets slowly back to his feet.
Hertz scores with a nice right hand.
Hertz fakes high and shoots in for a takedown but Slamen avoids it really well and circles away.
Nice shot by Hertz.
Hertz throws a shot to the body.
Hertz is really turning it up, unleashing another crisp combination which drops Slamen like a ton of bricks! The referee dives in to stop the fight, saving Slamen from another fist facial!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:29 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Dick Hertz!
A loyal slave to those sponsorship dollars, Dick Hertz made sure he mentioned Kemists ↑ 5x160Q, along with how happy he was to win his fight.