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Coming up we have a light heavyweight MMA rules bout between BitchFace PoopyPants (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Julian Casablancas (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). PoopyPants comes into the arena with Deathly Quiet blaring out of the sound system. Casablancas has chosen Gers Pardoel - Bagagedrager ft. Sef as his entrance music, which hasn't gone down very well with the crowd. Julian Casablancas acknowledges the crowd's support as he enters the cage.
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222 lbs
18 - 8 - 0 |
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219 lbs
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Good wrestling
Great elbows
Insanely flexible |
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World class MT
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the light heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
18 - 8 - 0, fighting out of London, BitchFace PoopyPants!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
14 - 3 - 0, fighting out of London, Julian Casablancas!
The judges for this bout are James Atkins, Daniel Bishop and Andrew Berry.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Casablancas tries to sprawl but PoopyPants drives through with a takedown into half guard.
The referee is pacing around the two fighters - he looks like he's thinking about a standup.
PoopyPants wants to lay and pray for a moment but Casablancas keeps working.
Casablancas tries to kick PoopyPants off but PoopyPants keeps his base steady and stays in half guard.
PoopyPants wants to lay and pray for a moment but Casablancas keeps working.
PoopyPants is trying a forearm choke… I don't think that's going to do much at this level of the game.
Casablancas has managed to escape just enough to sneak back to his feet but PoopyPants is on him like a limpet, forcing Casablancas back against the cage.
Casablancas misses with the head strike.
Casablancas blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
Casablancas escapes the clinch and we're back to striking.
PoopyPants on the receiving end of a decent leg kick there by Casablancas. Casablancas obviously looking to wear him down.
Casablancas misses with a double jab
and PoopyPants counters with a straight right hand.
PoopyPants misses with a right hand
and Casablancas counters with a left and a right that stings PoopyPants.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Good exchange - PoopyPants coming out on top.
A slow jab from PoopyPants misses its intended target.
PoopyPants loads up on a big right hand but Casablancas slips the punch.
PoopyPants lands an overhand left. A wild punch that just about connected.
PoopyPants just misses with a punch to the body.
Casablancas's coach down at Warrior Dogs was telling us pre-fight that they have been working on Casablancas's balance. Obviously they view that as a key factor in the outcome of this fight.
A left and a right from Casablancas both land. Nice combination.
PoopyPants misses with a looping right.
PoopyPants connects with the punch.
PoopyPants has been talking about how he's improved his wrestling in the run up to the fight so let's see if that's enough to sway the balance.
Casablancas swings away but doesn't land with a series of punches.
PoopyPants swings wildly with a right hand that was never going to find it's target.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
PoopyPants stuns Casablancas with a nice body shot, before stepping back out of range.
PoopyPants throws a right hand that misses
and Casablancas counters with a quick right hand to the jaw.
Casablancas rushes forward with a series of wild hooks but PoopyPants moves out of range and avoids them all easily.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
PoopyPants lands a nice shot to the body.
Casablancas misses with a jab and misses with a cross straight after too.
PoopyPants jabbing away but nothing is landing.
PoopyPants swings wildly with a right hand that was never going to find it's target.
Casablancas tries to clinch up but PoopyPants circles away and keeps his distance.
PoopyPants throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
PoopyPants drops Casablancas with a nice combination! PoopyPants dives into Casablancas's guard, looking to finish!
Casablancas is rocked!
PoopyPants wants to control from the top but Casablancas keeps moving.
Casablancas is still in real trouble! Can PoopyPants finish him?
PoopyPants slips nicely into half guard.
PoopyPants sitting and controlling from the half guard.
Casablancas gets full guard.
PoopyPants in full guard, throwing the ground and pound. No damage this time.
Casablancas wants to stand up but PoopyPants is controlling him.
PoopyPants seems content to control from guard here. He's going to have to remain active though if he doesn't want to get stood back up.
PoopyPants advances to half guard.
PoopyPants is working for a submission of some sort.
Casablancas seems to have recovered his senses.
Casablancas looks like he's trying to stand up.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
PoopyPants is working for a kimura but Casablancas is defending it quite comfortably.
PoopyPants is trying for a guillotine from the top but the pressure isn't in the right place so Casablancas is just riding it out for now. PoopyPants eventually gives up the hold.
Casablancas won't allow PoopyPants to pass to mount.
Casablancas is looking to regain full guard. Not this time though.
PoopyPants is looking for a kimura. It's going to be difficult to finish that from half guard though and Casablancas defends it well.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Casablancas is trying to control but can't.
PoopyPants is working for a submission of some sort.
Casablancas gets back to full guard.
PoopyPants trying to control the position from guard on top but Casablancas is wriggling around, looking for whatever he can.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Casablancas is looking to stand up but PoopyPants isn't so interested in that idea.
PoopyPants has to be careful here, sitting in the guard of a superior BJJ player.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
BitchFace PoopyPants dominated that round.
The fighters get back to their feet, the hooter sounds and we're back to the action!
Casablancas is looking to clinch.
Casablancas tries to clinch but PoopyPants moves out of range.
A jab from Casablancas misses.
PoopyPants tries to shoot in for a takedown. He's got hold of a leg but Casablancas swivels and escapes.
PoopyPants throws a shot from downtown. Casablancas moves away and avoids it.
BitchFace PoopyPants seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Casablancas keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
PoopyPants throws a shot to the body.
Casablancas is looking to take this fight into the clinch.
PoopyPants lands a pitter patter jab to the forehead of his opponent.
PoopyPants fakes an overhand right and shoots for a takedown. Casablancas sprawls well initially but PoopyPants persists and gets the takedown into half guard.
This has been an exciting period of action!
PoopyPants is trying to work for a kimura but Casablancas is defending well.
PoopyPants is working for submissions here but there's nothing on.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Casablancas is looking for a sweep. PoopyPants is wise to his cunning plan and keeps the top position.
Casablancas is not content to let PoopyPants control the position.
Casablancas wants to control but PoopyPants is keeping busy and won't allow it.
Casablancas tries to roll over but PoopyPants keeps him under control.
PoopyPants is working for a submission of some sort.
Casablancas is looking to regain full guard. Not this time though.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Casablancas keeping his head moving to avoid the ground and pound.
PoopyPants is trying to control the action in half guard but Casablancas is working away on the bottom, looking perhaps to get back to full guard.
PoopyPants performing his best blanket impression for a moment.
The referee is pacing around the two fighters - he looks like he's thinking about a standup.
PoopyPants wants to free his trapped foot but Casablancas is holding on for dear life with his legs.
PoopyPants seems content to maintain position for now, rather than mounting any offense.
PoopyPants prevents Casablancas from standing back up.
Casablancas is defending against the submission attempts here by PoopyPants.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
PoopyPants not landing any meaningful shots this time.
Casablancas pushes PoopyPants off looking to stand but PoopyPants dives back in and keeps control.
PoopyPants is trying for a guillotine from the top but the pressure isn't in the right place so Casablancas is just riding it out for now. PoopyPants eventually gives up the hold.
Casablancas gets back to full guard.
Casablancas is trying to control the position from the bottom.
Casablancas preventing the ground and pound from doing any damage.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Casablancas manages to escape and get back to his feet.
Casablancas ducks under a wild hook from PoopyPants.
PoopyPants scores with a jab to the jaw of his opponent.
PoopyPants dips down and scores with a jab to the body.
A combination from Casablancas does no damage.
PoopyPants throws a looping overhand right but Casablancas ducks down to avoid it.
BitchFace PoopyPants is winning the standup battle so far.
Casablancas gets cracked there but stands up to it.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
PoopyPants thows a left - swing and a miss!
PoopyPants throws the left hand but Casablancas avoids the punch easily.
PoopyPants throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.
PoopyPants catches Casablancas with a nice straight right. He seems pissed - ooooh, it's on now! On like donkey kong!
PoopyPants misses with a double jab
and Casablancas cracks him with a counter punch right on the button.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
BitchFace PoopyPants dominated that second round.
Well, the break between rounds is over. Let's get back to the scrappin! This is the final round!
Casablancas looks to land a combination but PoopyPants avoids it well.
PoopyPants throws an off balance right hand
and Casablancas counters with a nice body shot.
Casablancas moves away from the strike by PoopyPants.
PoopyPants scores with a jab to the jaw.
Casablancas fails with an attempt to clinch.
PoopyPants waving his hands out in front of him, looking to distract Casablancas.
Casablancas slips under a jab from PoopyPants.
PoopyPants swats away the attempt to clinch by Casablancas.
PoopyPants lands a powerful looking uppercut that connected with his opponent's jaw.
PoopyPants closes this distance looking for a takedown but Casablancas circles away.
Casablancas slips a jab from PoopyPants.
PoopyPants swings and misses with a shot to the body
enabling Casablancas to counter with a crisp jab.
That's one minute gone in the round.
PoopyPants misses with an uppercut.
PoopyPants swings for the body but Casablancas moves out of range.
PoopyPants cracks Casablancas with an open hand slap.
Casablancas tries to clinch but is not successful on this occasion.
PoopyPants avoids a punch combination nicely.
PoopyPants misses the shot to the body.
PoopyPants connects with a good right hand that stumbles Casablancas. Casablancas circles away out of range and recomposes himself.
PoopyPants throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Casablancas misses with a hook. PoopyPants ducked under it nicely.
PoopyPants drops Casablancas with a straight right hand, right on the button! PoopyPants follows him down to the mat and pounds him out with hammerfists until the referee jumps in to end the fight!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:58 of round 3, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). BitchFace PoopyPants!
BitchFace PoopyPants thanked the fans post fight for their support.
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hype
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