PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a super heavyweight MMA rules bout between Jimmy Young (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Ron Jeremy (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). The crowd seem to be enjoying Jeremy's choice of entrance music: I'm sexy and I know it by LMFAO. Young has a slight injury, which hopefully won't affect the fight too much. Both these guys have really solid chins. Will we see a standup war or will they both decide that a knockout is unlikely and try to win the fight elsewhere?

Young
vs
Jeremy

175 cm
29
158 lbs
18 - 9 - 1

175 cm
34
145 lbs
24 - 15 - 1

Good wrestling
Excellent boxer
Cardio machine

Good wrestler
Excellent MT
Fast

Alpha Male

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the super heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 18 - 9 - 1, fighting out of London, Jimmy Young!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 24 - 15 - 1, fighting out of London, Ron Jeremy!
The judges for this bout are Paul Tew, Colin Fotheringham and James Atkins.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Young with poor footwork there. He got himself in a bit of a tangle, enabling Jeremy to score with a decent uppercut.
Young tries for a takedown but Jeremy sees it coming a mile off and avoids it easily.
Jeremy misses with a straight right.
Young tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Jeremy was well out of range. Poor timing from Young.
Young fakes a head punch and goes low to the body. Nicely done.
Jimmy Young seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Young throws a decent looking leg kick but it doesn't land clean.
A big right from Young misses.
A head kick from Jeremy lands but Young takes it in his stride.
Young is breathing heavily.
Young will need to close the distance a bit before he attacks - that leg kick was thrown from too far away.
Jeremy moves away from the strike by Young.
Young misses with a body shot.
Young avoids the head kick by Jeremy.
Jeremy jabs away that one connects to the head of his opponent.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
A jab from Young finds it's way through Jeremy's defenses.
Jeremy thuds a mid kick into his opponent's body. That will wear on Young if he has to take too many more of those.
Young takes a kick to the side of the head.

Young is rocked!
Jeremy misses with an uppercut. Young saw that one coming.
Oh Young is still all over the place! His legs are completely gone! Will he be able to recover?!!
Young tries to land a front kick but Jeremy steps back. That was a bit too telegraphed.
Jeremy drops Young with a huge uppercut! Young drops to the floor like a sack of potatoes. Jeremy is raining down punches and the ref stops the fight! This one is all over!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:58 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Ron Jeremy!
Ron Jeremy decided to thank the fans in attendance for making a great atmosphere. It seemed to go down pretty well.