PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a super heavyweight kickboxing rules bout between Machine Cannon (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Dodelike Slag (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Cannon kept the crowd waiting but all that was forgotten when his ring entrance music started. The incomparable musical genius that is Fall out boy - Light em up. Machine Cannon has a significant reach advantage - let's see if he can make it count.

Cannon
vs
Slag

205 cm
25
265 lbs
2 - 5 - 0

190 cm
26
198 lbs
2 - 7 - 1

Excellent boxer
Big right hand

Good kicks
Knockout power

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the super heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 2 - 5 - 0, fighting out of The Island, Machine Cannon!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 2 - 7 - 1, fighting out of The Island, Dodelike Slag!
The judges for this bout are Sandra Marshall, Michael Johnstone and Santiago Holmes.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Cannon wants to clinch.

Slag tries to keep at a distance but Cannon has taken the fight into the clinch.

Cannon pushes off and circles away, back to the middle of the mat.
Cannon takes a head kick and keeps coming.

It looks like Machine Cannon has been cut.

Cannon rushes Slag and presses him up against the ropes.
A short right from Cannon.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.

Slag breaks the clinch and we're back to striking at distance.

Cannon instigates a clinch.
Cannon lands with a short head shot on the inside.
Cannon working some nice short punches in the clinch.

Cannon escapes the clinch and we're back to striking.

Slag darts in and clinches Cannon up against the ropes.
Cannon lands with a light punch inside.

It looks like Dodelike Slag has been cut.
Cannon lands with a right to the head.

Slag is rocked!

Slag breaks from the clinch.

Cannon rushes Slag and pushes him back against the ropes in a clinch.

Cannon creates a bit of space for himself and unleashed what can only be described as a tiger uppercut, straight out of Street Fighter! Slag crashes to the mat! Can he make it back to his feet in time? 3,4,5, yes, he's made it back to his feet. He seems OK so it looks like we're going to continue!
Slag is still on wobbly legs! Can Cannon finish him?

Slag moves into the clinch.
Slag throws a head punch that misses.
Cannon lands a hook that snaps the head of Slag backwards.
Cannon throws a blind hook that connects with the side of Slags head.
Slag looking to stall.

That's one minute gone in the round.

Cannon breaks the clinch and we return to the middle of the mat.

Slag closes the distance and clinches.
Cannon creates a bit of space for himself and unleashed what can only be described as a tiger uppercut, straight out of Street Fighter! Slag crashes to the mat! Can he make it back to his feet in time? 3,4,5,6... it doesn't look like he's going to make it! Slag face plants back to the mat and the referee calls off the fight! Cannon takes it with a brutal technical knockout!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:15 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Punch). Machine Cannon!
Machine Cannon spent the whole post fight interview bigging himself up. It didn't go down that well with the fans after a while as they thought it was a bit arrogant.