PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a lightweight MMA rules bout between Ryan Gelardie (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Zlatan Ibrahimovic (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Gelardie comes to the cage accompanied by domination by pantera. Both these guys have really solid chins. Will we see a standup war or will they both decide that a knockout is unlikely and try to win the fight elsewhere?

Gelardie
vs
Ibrahimovic

175 cm
23
166 lbs
6 - 1 - 0

190 cm
26
135 lbs
5 - 2 - 0

Good wrestling
Counter fighter
Granite chin

BJJ White Belt
Excellent MT
Powerful

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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the lightweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 6 - 1 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Ryan Gelardie!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 5 - 2 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Zlatan Ibrahimovic!
The judges for this bout are Cecil Peabody, Tiny Johnson and Alan Glass.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Gelardie moves out of range as Ibrahimovic throws a body kick.
Ibrahimovic throws a looping overhand right but Gelardie ducks down to avoid it.
Gelardie avoids the head kick by Ibrahimovic.
Ibrahimovic lands with a head kick! That's gotta hurt.
Ibrahimovic lands a body shot.
Ibrahimovic throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
Ibrahimovic tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
Gelardie displays some good footwork, moving neatly out of range as Ibrahimovic throws out the jab.
Ibrahimovic throws out a token jab with nothing on it.
Ibrahimovic thows a left - swing and a miss!
Gelardie ducks under a wild hook from Ibrahimovic.
Ibrahimovic explodes with a nice body kick and back out of range. Nice work.
Ibrahimovic swings away but doesn't land with a series of punches.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Gelardie takes a kick to the side of the head.
Zlatan Ibrahimovic is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.
Ibrahimovic throws the kick towards the body but Gelardie avoids it.
Oooooooooooh, not good. A low kick from Ibrahimovic lands where it shouldn't have, right in the... well, you know what he did? He kicked him in the penis. He's injured, injured bad. The referee sends both fighters to their corners and Gelardie has 5 minutes to recover. He's OK now though... a thumbs up from Gelardie and we're back underway with a touch of gloves.
Gelardie moves out of range of the body kick from Ibrahimovic.
Ibrahimovic looking to take his opponent's legs away with the low kicks.
Ibrahimovic throws out a token jab with nothing on it.
Gelardie displays some good footwork, moving neatly out of range as Ibrahimovic throws out the jab.
Ibrahimovic throws a nice looking combination but Gelardie bobs and weaves to avoid any damage.
Ibrahimovic pulls out of a head kick attempt.
Ibrahimovic is a painfully thin specimen of a man. You do wonder whether a good body kick would snap him clean in two.
A punch combination from Ibrahimovic misses.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Gelardie slips a jab and a cross from Ibrahimovic.
Gelardie checks a leg kick.
Ibrahimovic misses with a head kick.
Ibrahimovic throws a combination but it was largely blocked by Gelardie.
Gelardie with poor footwork there. He got himself in a bit of a tangle, enabling Ibrahimovic to score with a decent uppercut.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Ibrahimovic lands a jab.
A head kick misses from Ibrahimovic.
Ibrahimovic misses with a double jab

and Gelardie counters with a shoot takedown. Ibrahimovic fights it but they end up in guard.
Gelardie advances position into side control!

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Gelardie lands a decent elbow from side control.
Ibrahimovic parries the strikes from Gelardie easily there. Gelardie is wary of posturing up too much because it might enable Ibrahimovic to escape.
Gelardie working the body and head with strikes.
Gelardie working away diligently from side control. Landing strikes effectively there - that will score him some points on the judges scorecards.
Gelardie working the head with strikes.
Gelardie landing strikes.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Ibrahimovic avoids any damage from the ground and pound of Gelardie.
Gelardie in side control lands a nice looking series of punches and elbows.

Ibrahimovic is rocked!
Gelardie cracks Ibrahimovic with a big right hand but Ibrahimovic just smiles back at him and invites him to have another go.
Ibrahimovic is still in real trouble! Can Gelardie finish him?
Gelardie in side control here. He's dropped a big elbow there and Ibrahimovic looks hurt! Oh, he is hurt! Gelardie turns on the heat and pounds him out for a TKO victory! Good killer instinct there!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 4:55 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Ryan Gelardie!
A very excited looking Ryan Gelardie rambled incoherently for about 5 minutes post fight about how awesome he is. It was kinda funny for a while but then everyone got annoyed.
Zlatan Ibrahimovic spoke after the fight, saying 'Revenge is like the sweetest joy next to getting pussy so mothafucka!! i fucking demand a rematch or else get me some pussy to fuck hard.'.