PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a super heavyweight MMA rules bout between George Foreman (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Evander Holyshit (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Holyshit is bouncing up and down as he enters the arena, backed by You're gonna die!. Over to our ring announcer for the fighter introductions!

Foreman
vs
Holyshit

200 cm
31
275 lbs
28 - 15 - 1

196 cm
35
263 lbs
35 - 21 - 1

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World class boxer
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 4 rounds, in the super heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 28 - 15 - 1, fighting out of St Petersburg, George Foreman!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 35 - 21 - 1, fighting out of Helsinki, Evander Holyshit!
The judges for this bout are Frank Antenori, Jack Bonds and .

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Holyshit misses with a looping right.
Holyshit takes a body punch but keeps moving.
Foreman on the wrong end of an overhand right that came out of nowhere.
Holyshit keeps the fight on the outside.
Holyshit misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Foreman.
Foreman lands a slapping body shot.
Foreman misses with a body shot.
Foreman avoids the body shot from Holyshit.
Holyshit dips down and scores with a jab to the body.
Holyshit misses with a hook.
Foreman is pinned up against the cage taking some big shots here. The referee is looking closely deciding whether he should stop the fight.
Holyshit fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Foreman manages to avoid it.
A looping hook to the body misses from Foreman. Holyshit does a little dance to reset his feet.
Holyshit looks to land a body kick but Foreman moved away.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Nice body punch from Foreman.
Foreman throws a shot to the body.
Holyshit pivots, looking for a leg kick but Foreman is out of range and Holyshit settles back down.
Holyshit throws a hook to the side of Foreman's head but Foreman sees it coming and ducks under it beautifully.
Holyshit cracks a nice hook into Foreman's ribs.
Holyshit takes a swing at Foreman's ribcage but misses.
Holyshit lands a jab to the nose.
Foreman throws a nice hook to the body that draws an oooh from the crowd.
Foreman is looking to wear down Holyshit with body shots, infact he's throwing more body shots than head shots at the moment.
Foreman throws a right and a left that both miss.
Holyshit fails with a takedown attempt.
Holyshit uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Foreman.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Holyshit looks to land a left hand but Foreman moved out of range nicely.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Foreman tries to move into range but Holyshit moves to the side and lands with a nice right hand.
Holyshit swats away the attempt to clinch by Foreman.
Holyshit throws a right hand that misses
and Foreman connects with a straight left hand counter down the middle.
A looping hook to the body misses from Foreman. Holyshit does a little dance to reset his feet.
Foreman sees a low kick coming and goes to check it, but it's actually a body kick and it thuds into his unprotected ribs.
Holyshit fakes with a right hand and throws a good leg kick, right into the thigh. That had to hurt Foreman.
A jab lands there for Holyshit.
Foreman jabs at Holyshit's body.
Foreman takes a push kick to the midsection and stumbles backwards.
Holyshit throws a body kick but he wasn't in range.
Foreman throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Foreman fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Holyshit manages to avoid it.
A looping hook to the body misses from Holyshit. Foreman does a little dance to reset his feet.
Foreman lands a right hook to the body.
Foreman connects with the punch.
Foreman thows a body shot but no joy.
Holyshit lands a jab, followed by a cross and another cross, as Foreman backs up against the cage.
Holyshit misses with a wild body shot.
Holyshit throws a hook but Foreman avoids it easily.
Foreman misses with a jab to the body
and Holyshit counters with a one-two to the body.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Holyshit tries a head kick but it misses.
Foreman doesn't manage to clinch there - Holyshit circles away.
Holyshit lands with a kick to the ribs.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Holyshit misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Foreman.

Holyshit looks for a takedown. He's got it. We're now in half guard.
Holyshit trying to pass the guard but Foreman defending well.
Foreman has no desire to be mounted, so is trying to control. Holyshit is working away from the top position though.
Foreman avoiding damage under a succession of punches from Holyshit.
We've been hearing good reports from Foreman's training camp. Apparently he has been rolling around with some good quality BJJ practitioners and has been sharpening his skills. Let's see if that has an impact on the fight today.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Foreman trying to control here.
Holyshit looks towards his corner to check for any instructions. The corner give him nothing to work with, so he cracks Foreman with a short hammerfist. I guess that's as good as any advice he could get in this position.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Evander Holyshit dominated that round.
That's the end of the round. The referee orders the cornermen out of the cage so we can get back down to business.

Holyshit misses with a looping left.
Holyshit misses with an uppercut.
A looping hook to the body misses from Foreman. Holyshit does a little dance to reset his feet.
Foreman misses with the combination.
Foreman misses with a body shot.
Foreman swings for the body but Holyshit moves out of range.
Foreman moves out of range of the strikes.
No joy there for Foreman, who threw a few shots but didn't land.
Holyshit misses with a hook
and Foreman counters with a stiff right hand.
Foreman thows a body shot but no joy.
Holyshit catches Foreman with a nice straight right. He seems pissed - ooooh, it's on now! On like donkey kong!

That's one minute gone in the round.
Holyshit throws a jab when Foreman was well out of range.
Foreman cracks Holyshit with a hook to the jaw. Both fighters smile at eachother and high-five before getting back down to business.
A looping hook to the body misses from Holyshit. Foreman does a little dance to reset his feet.
George Foreman is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.
Holyshit darts in and out, connecting with a jab.
Holyshit shoots in for a takedown - he's clinched up with Foreman but Foreman pushes him off and we're back to square one.
Holyshit scores with a three punch combo!
Nice cross by Holyshit.

Holyshit shoots in for a takedown and gets it.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Holyshit is thwarting Foreman's attempts to control the position.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Holyshit prevents Foreman from improving his position.
Foreman blocking the ground and pound attempt from Holyshit.
Foreman is trying is best to control the position here.
Holyshit thumps the canvas. Not on purpose obviously - he just missed Foreman's head.
Holyshit tries to pass the half guard into mount. Foreman knows what he's doing though and prevents the attempt.
Holyshit trying to control the action but Foreman is working from the bottom.
Foreman keeping his head moving to avoid the ground and pound.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Holyshit is scoring with some nice ground and pound from the dominant position.
Foreman is trying to defend against the ground and pound but Holyshit scores with a couple of nice shots.
Foreman is doing well to avoid being mounted. He's controlling the position at the moment.
Holyshit missing with the ground and pound from half guard.
Holyshit is looking to take a break and control but Foreman is keeping him honest, looking to work from the bottom.
Foreman wants to improve his position but Holyshit is controlling well.
Holyshit is looking to take a break and control but Foreman is keeping him honest, looking to work from the bottom.

That's four minutes gone in the round.

Foreman has one foot on Holyshit's thigh - he pushes off and manages to get back to his feet.
Holyshit tries for a takedown but Foreman sees it coming a mile off and avoids it easily.
Holyshit looks frustrated there after his takedown attempt is stuffed easily.
George Foreman has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Evander Holyshit.
Foreman misses with a two punch combination.
Evander Holyshit seems to be getting the better of the standup.
Foreman jabs at Holyshit's body.
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.
Holyshit throws a quick inside leg kick.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Foreman misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Holyshit.
Holyshit comes forward and lands a shot to the body, then darts back out of range.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Evander Holyshit showed his class in that round. I'd imagine he'll take it on all the scorecards.
Well, the break between rounds is over. Let's get back to the scrappin!

Holyshit scores with the left hand. Foreman knows he should have avoided that one.
Foreman works Holyshit's body with a nice hook.
Holyshit throws an ugly left hook that misses
enabling Foreman to counter with a crisp jab.
Well, he's not going to score with shots like that. A lazy body kick attempt from Holyshit.
Foreman swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Holyshit swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Holyshit scores with a jab to the head.
Holyshit changes levels and scores with a jab to the body.
Holyshit throws a jab when Foreman was well out of range.
Holyshit lands a leg kick and bounces back out of range.
Holyshit listening to his corner there, landing a nice uppercut.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Danga de danga de dang - Foreman scores with a four punch combination!

That's one minute gone in the round.
Good work by Foreman as he checks the leg kick.
Foreman throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Foreman misses with a body shot

and Holyshit counters with a nice single leg takedown and he's in Foreman's guard now.
Holyshit looking to pass the guard.
Holyshit throwing elbows and punches but not connecting, as Foreman works some decent striking defense from the bottom.
Foreman looking for a sweep. Not yet Foreman, not yet.
Foreman working the defensive guard well to avoid strikes from Holyshit.
Holyshit with a flurry of punches that miss.
Holyshit stops Foreman from standing up.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Foreman can't keep his opponent in guard - Holyshit advances to half guard, no doubt looking to mount.
Foreman gets full guard.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Holyshit stops Foreman from standing up.
Foreman avoiding any damage from the ground and pound.
Holyshit postures up to throw the ground and pound strikes but they don't connect.
Foreman manages to sweep nicely, so he's now on top. Holyshit manages to get himself to full guard.
Holyshit tries to land a sweep but no joy.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
Holyshit seems keen to control rather than go for a submission, at least for now.
Holyshit has a closed guard, preventing Foreman from standing up.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Holyshit trying to control the position here.
Foreman trying to control but Holyshit is working from the bottom.

Foreman got a little sloppy there for a moment and Holyshit has worked his way into a loose triangle - can he finish it?! No, Foreman has managed to get both his arms back between Holyshit's legs - danger averted.
Foreman wanted to stand there but Holyshit had control of the position.
A real slowdown in the pace of the fight for a moment, as Holyshit holds on and takes a little breather.
Holyshit wants to sweep here but Foreman controlling him for the moment.
Holyshit has the superior BJJ but he's also working some ground strikes into his gameplan.

That's four minutes gone in the round.

George Foreman has forced the referee to step in and bring the fight back to the feet.
Foreman ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Holyshit moves away.
Holyshit throws a head kick that looked like it stung.
Holyshit fakes a jab and scores with a low kick.
Foreman lands a jab to Holyshit's midsection.
Foreman misses the shot to the body.
Foreman keeping his hands up high there, blocking the jab from Holyshit.
Donk. Foreman catches Holyshit right on the button with a cross.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Holyshit lets loose with a powerful body kick. Foreman will feel that in the morning.
The crowd cheers as Holyshit lands an impressive looking overhand right. Foreman doesn't seem phased though.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Evander Holyshit really dominated that round.
That's the end of the interval. I'm sure that seemed a lot quicker than a minute for our two fighters! Back to the action. This is the final round!

Holyshit throws a hook but Foreman avoids it easily.
Foreman walks straight into a jab right on the nose. That one stung - he's blinking and trying to clear his head.
Foreman takes one on the chin but keeps coming.
Holyshit takes a swing at Foreman's ribcage but misses.
Nice uppercut there from Holyshit.
Foreman lands a glancing blow to the side of Holyshit's head.
Holyshit tries to drive through with a takedown attempt but Foreman defends well and Holyshit ends up having to push Foreman into the cage where they will battle it out in the clinch.
Foreman takes a knee to the side of the body.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Holyshit.
Foreman lands a right hand that snaps the head of Holyshit backwards.
Holyshit misses with a hook from the clinch.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Still in the clinch, Holyshit scores with a nice short uppercut.
Holyshit lands with a short punch from the clinch.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Foreman's head jolts backwards as he takes an uppercut right on the button!
Holyshit digs a right hand into Foreman's ribs. Those have got to be taking their toll on Foreman's gas tank.
Holyshit misses with a hook to the ribs.
Holyshit throws a vicious knee straight up the middle but Foreman blocks it with crossed arms.
Holyshit misses with a hook from the clinch.
Holyshit lands a shoulder strike that jolts his opponent's head backwards.
Holyshit slows down the pace here.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Holyshit.
Foreman's head jolts backwards as he takes an uppercut right on the button!
This has been an exciting period of action!
Foreman lands with a left to the head.
Holyshit throws a vicious knee straight up the middle but Foreman blocks it with crossed arms.
A hook to the body from Foreman.
Holyshit is absolutely dripping with sweat - he looks exhausted.
A nice right hand lands inside from Foreman.
Foreman lands an uppercut.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Holyshit throws a vicious knee straight up the middle but Foreman blocks it with crossed arms.
Foreman blocks a punch to the side of the head.
A shot in the inside from Foreman.
A shot in the inside from Foreman.
Holyshit throws a head punch that misses.
Holyshit fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
Foreman trying to control the position but instead, Holyshit has worked for underhooks and has pushed Foreman into the cage.
Holyshit has a couple of punches blocked by Foreman.
A quick uppercut on the inside from Foreman.
Holyshit swings wildly with an uppercut but Foreman uses good head movement to avoid it.
Foreman misses with a body punch.
Holyshit doesn't land with the attempted body shot.
Holyshit misses the knee to the body. Nice hip positioning from Foreman.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Holyshit tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
Foreman has a couple of punches blocked by Holyshit.
Evander Holyshit seems to be working more effectively in the clinch in the fight so far.
Holyshit scores with a shoulder strike.
Foreman lands a left hand that snaps the head of Holyshit backwards.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Holyshit.
Holyshit struggles to land a body shot inside as Foreman controls his hands.
Foreman misses with a shot to the kidneys.
A bit of stalling here from Foreman.
Holyshit misses the knee to the body. Nice hip positioning from Foreman.
Foreman struggles to land a body shot inside as Holyshit controls his hands.
Good anti-grappling being displayed by Holyshit as Foreman tries to tie him up.
Holyshit throws a knee to the head but misses.
Holyshit scores with a shot to the side of Foreman's head.
Holyshit looking to throw knees to the head but Foreman is blocking nicely.
George Foreman has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!
Holyshit's head jolts backwards as he takes an uppercut right on the button!
Foreman works on Holyshit's body with a couple of short punches.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Foreman blocking some punches.
Holyshit swings away with an uppercut that misses.
A shot in the inside from Holyshit.
A short right from Foreman on the inside.
Foreman fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
Foreman digs a right hand into Holyshit's ribs. Those have got to be taking their toll on Holyshit's gas tank.
Holyshit misses with a knee strike.
Holyshit tries to land a knee to the head but Foreman blocks with his arms.
Holyshit blocks a body shot from Foreman.
Foreman lands a right uppercut that snaps the head of Holyshit backwards.
Foreman lands with a right to the head.
Holyshit is looking to score with knees to the body. Maybe he'll change it up and go body then head. Foreman is defending well for now.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Foreman is trying to slow down the pace in the clinch, to catch his breath.
Holyshit tries a body shot but Foreman blocks it.
Evander Holyshit is fighting for a decision - hopefully he's judged it right and he's actually winning the fight.
Holyshit working aggressively here.

And that's the end of the fight!
I would just about give that final round to Evander Holyshit.
Well Holyshit has outworked and out performed his opponent in all aspects of the game today. He was simply too good and the decision should be no more than a formality. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 4 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Frank Antenori scores the fight 36:40
Judge Jack Bonds scores the fight 37:40
Judge Percy O'Donnell scores the fight 36:40

In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Evander Holyshit!
A victorious Evander Holyshit thanked his army of followers in his post fight interview, telling people to make sure they follow him on Twitter.