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Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between dan the tank (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Kyle Broflovski (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). the tank's ring entrance music is that housewives' favourite, ready to fight. Broflovski comes into a darkened arena with his song building. Jew on Christmas kicks in, the lights come on and the crowd goes wild! What a showman! We have two fighters making their debuts here, so let's see who comes out of this one with their first professional victory.
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230 lbs
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BJJ Blue Belt
Basic striking
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Good wrestler
Brawler
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
0 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Los Angeles, dan the tank!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
0 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Los Angeles, Kyle Broflovski!
The judges for this bout are , and Jack Bonds.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Broflovski is looking to clinch but the tank is avoiding it.
the tank shoots in but Broflovski avoids the takedown attempt easily.
the tank tries to close the distance and clinch but Broflovski swats him to one side with an open hand palm strike and circles away.
the tank throws a jab to the body, straight down the pipe. Boom. That sent Broflovski stumbling backwards but he manages to regain his composure quickly.
the tank looks frustrated there after his takedown attempt is stuffed easily.
the tank slips a jab and a cross from Broflovski.
Broflovski throws a combination but it was largely blocked by the tank.
Excellent takedown into side control there by the tank.
the tank is looking for a kimura. He might have it! No, Broflovski has escaped the position, nice work there.
the tank has had enough of the ground for now and decides to stand.
Broflovski throws a half hearted mid kick.
the tank scores with a nice takedown into half guard. Let's see what he's got on the ground.
Broflovski on the receiving end of some nice ground and pound.
the tank looking for a kimura but he'll have to free his other leg if he wants to finish that. Perhaps he's just using it as a distraction technique.
the tank is working hard to pass the guard. He's done it - he's now in full mount! Trouble for Broflovski!
the tank could do with loosing a few pounds - he looks very soft around the mid section, to put it politely.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Broflovski tries to hold on but the tank pushes him away.
the tank unloads with some shots from mount but Broflovski bucks and avoids them well.
Both fighters really going for it on the ground here!
the tank trying to control but Broflovski is having none of it.
the tank is breathing heavily.
the tank looking to ground and pound but Broflovski is blocking nicely.
Broflovski wants to get back to his feet.
Broflovski bucks the tank off and manages to get back to his feet!
A really sloppy takedown attempt there from the tank.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for dan the tank. That's going to take a lot out of him.
Broflovski rushes forward with a series of wild hooks but the tank moves out of range and avoids them all easily.
Broflovski misses with a double jab.
Broflovski closes the distance and clinches up, looking for a takedown. He shifts his weight and gets a nice trip into half guard.
the tank is trying to get back to full guard.
Broflovski is trying to get back to his feet now but his leg is trapped.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Broflovski missing with the ground and pound from half guard.
Broflovski wants to stand up but the tank has a hold of him and won't allow it.
the tank wants to get back to full guard.
Broflovski perhaps working for something from half guard, or maybe not. It looks like he's just sitting there.
Broflovski wants to stand but the tank has hold of a leg and an arm, so he's trapped for now.
Broflovski not doing much here.
Neither fighter is doing enough for the referee's liking and he's decided to stand them back up.
Nice shot by Broflovski.
Broflovski fails to land with the punch combination there - jab, cross, hook, miss, miss, miss.
Broflovski swinging wilding here.
Broflovski looks to land a combination but the tank avoids it well.
Broflovski misses with a jab and misses with a cross straight after too.
Broflovski stuffs the takedown.
Broflovski clinches up with the tank and pushes him back against the cage.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Still in the clinch, Broflovski scores with a nice short uppercut.
Broflovski lands a right hand.
A shot in the inside from Broflovski.
Broflovski lands a right hand.
Broflovski lands a hook that snaps the head of the tank backwards.
Broflovski lands with a short shot to the head.
Still in the clinch, Broflovski scores with a nice short uppercut.
Broflovski lands on the inside with an uppercut.
A shot in the inside from Broflovski.
Broflovski lands with a good tight uppercut to the head.
Broflovski pushes the tank back against the cage and lands a hook to the side of the head.
Broflovski lands with a short shot to the head.
A quick uppercut on the inside from Broflovski.
A quick uppercut on the inside from Broflovski.
Broflovski scores with a nice hook to the head.
Broflovski lands a left hand.
Broflovski lands a hook that snaps the head of the tank backwards.
the tank is rocked!
Broflovski pushes the tank back against the cage and lands a hook to the side of the head.
Oh the tank is still all over the place! His legs are completely gone! Will he be able to recover?!!
Broflovski scores with a shot to the side of the tank's head.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
There's not a lot going on here and the crowd are letting the fighters know they're not willing to tolerate a lack of action.
A nice right hand lands inside from Broflovski.
Stalling in the clinch from Broflovski.
Broflovski lands a nice uppercut.
A short uppercut from Broflovski.
Still in the clinch, Broflovski scores with a nice short uppercut.
the tank takes a shot to the head.
Broflovski lands a right hand that snaps the head of the tank backwards.
A shot in the inside from Broflovski.
Broflovski lands a short shot on the inside that snaps the head of the tank backwards.
A quick uppercut on the inside from Broflovski.
Broflovski lands on the inside with an uppercut.
Broflovski lands with a short shot to the head.
Broflovski makes some space for himself and lands an uppercut.
Broflovski scores with a shoulder strike.
Some stalling of biblical proportions here from Broflovski.
the tank has hold of a leg and is looking for a trip takedown. Broflovski avoids it nicely though and we remain in the clinch.
Broflovski scores with a shoulder strike.
Broflovski lands a right uppercut that snaps the head of the tank backwards.
Broflovski scores with a nice hook to the head.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Kyle Broflovski dominated that round.
The fighters' corners scream their final instructions, as the referee calls time. Here we go, back to the action!
Today's fight clock is brought to you by... OOOH that's a huge shot by Broflovski! the tank is in big trouble here - the ref steps in to save him and this one is all over!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:05 of round 2, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Kyle Broflovski!
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energy
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hype
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pop
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mgr
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