PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a bantamweight MMA rules bout between Mistah Muzzlefist (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Eat Weed (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Both fighters will be looking to make this an exciting fight for the fans, I'm sure!

Muzzlefist
vs
Weed

182 cm
25
144 lbs
2 - 0 - 0

174 cm
18
133 lbs
3 - 4 - 1

BJJ Blue Belt
Solid Muay Thai
Big heart

Powerful takedowns
Counter fighter
Powerful

Speedy Supps + Laundry

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the bantamweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 2 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Sydney, Mistah Muzzlefist!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 3 - 4 - 1, fighting out of Sydney, Eat Weed!
The judges for this bout are Skip Squint, Damien Edna and Topper Green.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Muzzlefist tries to clinch there but Weed circles away.
Muzzlefist wants to clinch up but Weed keeps it at a distance.
Muzzlefist wants to clinch.
Muzzlefist tries to clinch but Weed is having none of it.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Muzzlefist looks to clinch

and Weed counters with a nice double leg into guard.
Muzzlefist wants to sweep but no luck.
Muzzlefist working the defensive guard well to avoid strikes from Weed.
Weed has the superior BJJ but he's also working some ground strikes into his gameplan.
Muzzlefist wants to control here, rather than go for any submissions from the bottom. At least for now.
Muzzlefist really does look like a pencil wearing a pair of gloves. Let's hope he has a gameplan to suit that ridiculous body shape.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Weed won't allow Muzzlefist to sweep him here.
Weed postures up to throw the ground and pound strikes but they don't connect.
Muzzlefist working the defensive guard well to avoid strikes from Weed.
Weed throws a big elbow that misses.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
Weed works over Muzzlefist with some ground and pound from guard.
Muzzlefist wants to sweep here but Weed controlling him for the moment.
Muzzlefist is working the butterfly guard. He manages to land a nice scissor sweep and is now in half guard on the top. Nice move.
Muzzlefist wants to get back to his feet.
Muzzlefist prevents Weed from improving his position.

That's two minutes gone in the round.

Weed looking for submissions from an awkward position here.

Weed actively working from the bottom here.
Weed is looking for a sweep. Muzzlefist is wise to his cunning plan and keeps the top position.

Weed looking for submissions off his back.

Muzzlefist escapes and gets back to his feet.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Muzzlefist tries to clinch but Weed moves out of range.
Weed keeps the fight on the outside.
Muzzlefist wants to clinch up but Weed keeps it at a distance.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Muzzlefist scores with a head kick.
Muzzlefist is looking to take this fight into the clinch.
Muzzlefist throws a head kick that looked like it stung.
Weed takes a head kick and shrugs it off.
Muzzlefist lands with a kick to the temple. Weed shrugs as if to say "is that all you've got?"

That's four minutes gone in the round.
The fight stays on the outside here - Muzzlefist looks like he's thinking about clinching though.
Mistah Muzzlefist seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.

Muzzlefist gets to the clinch - let's see what his plan is here.
Weed tries to pull guard but Muzzlefist holds him up against the cage and eventually Weed drops back down to his feet.

Weed jumps guard and drags Muzzlefist to the mat. He's obviously going to be looking for submissions off his back.
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.
Muzzlefist trying to stand up but can't free himself from Weed's guard.

Weed looking for a guillotine here but Muzzlefist defends easily.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

A close round but Eat Weed will probably get the nod.
The corners get their ten second warning. Both fighters stand from their stools and stare eachother down, ready to get back to the action.

Muzzlefist drives through and clinches with Weed against the cage.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Muzzlefist using the Thai clinch to land knees to the body.
Muzzlefist working on landing some head shots here - that one got through nicely.
Muzzlefist is defending well against a takedown attempt.
Weed takes a shot to the head.
Weed can't get the takedown.

Muzzlefist manages to break the clinch.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Muzzlefist doesn't manage to clinch there - Weed circles away.
Muzzlefist doesn't manage to clinch there - Weed circles away.

Muzzlefist clinches up against the cage.

Muzzlefist pushes off and circles away, back to the middle of the mat.
Muzzlefist wants to clinch up but Weed keeps it at a distance.
Muzzlefist throws a nice head kick!
Muzzlefist doesn't manage to clinch there - Weed circles away.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Weed keeps the fight on the outside.
Weed avoids the clinch attempt nicely.
Jab, cross, leg kick. Nice combination by Muzzlefist!
We've been informed that Weed has been working hard on his conditioning in the buildup to the fight.

Muzzlefist has Weed up against the cage in a clinch.

Weed gets control of Muzzlefist's arms and successfully pulls guard. Weed will no doubt be looking for submissions off his back.
Weed has a closed guard, preventing Muzzlefist from standing up.

Muzzlefist decides to stand up and beckons his opponent to follow.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Muzzlefist tries to clinch but Weed moves out of range.
Muzzlefist fails with an attempt to clinch.
Muzzlefist doesn't manage to clinch there - Weed circles away.
Muzzlefist lands a nice looking kick to the body. Weed takes a step back to recover.
Muzzlefist is looking to clinch but Weed is avoiding it.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
The crowd are showing their displeasure at the lack of action as loud boos ring out around the arena.
Muzzlefist closes the distance looking to clinch

and Weed decides to take the opportunity to score a takedown. He's landed in Muzzlefist's guard.
Muzzlefist trying to control the position here.
The crowd applaud the fighters efforts here as the round comes to an end.
Weed postures up and lands some nice ground and pound.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Mistah Muzzlefist dominated that second round.
The referee calls time. The cornermen exit stage left and we're back to business. Let's get this one finished - here comes the final round!

Muzzlefist tries to clinch up against the cage, rushing in to close the distance. Weed manages to break the clinch and circles back to the middle of the mat.
Muzzlefist is looking to clinch.
Muzzlefist displaying good standup as he scores with a three punch combination.

Muzzlefist darts in and clinches Weed up against the cage.
Muzzlefist lands a knee to the body.
Muzzlefist connects with a knee to the head.
Muzzlefist lands a body punch.
Muzzlefist lands on the inside with an uppercut.
Weed is working on a leg, looking for a takedown but Muzzlefist is defending well.

Muzzlefist pushes off and circles away, back to the middle of the mat.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Muzzlefist tries to clinch up but Weed circles away and keeps his distance.
Muzzlefist tries to clinch up

and Weed counters with a nice double leg into side control. Muzzlefist won't be happy with that.

Weed is trying to get an arm triangle but Muzzlefist is defending well.
The fighters are starting to perspire pretty heavily.
Muzzlefist wants to control but Weed postures up.
Eat Weed has got the better of the ground game so far.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Weed scores with a couple of nice shots to the head there. The referee takes a look at Muzzlefist to see if he's OK.
Muzzlefist is working to avoid the ground and pound but Weed connects with a decent elbow.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Muzzlefist is looking for a sweep.

Weed is looking for a kimura. He might have it! No, Muzzlefist has escaped the position, nice work there.

Weed is looking to finish here, going for an Americana. Muzzlefist knows the correct defense though, so he's OK.
Weed takes a big intake of breath there - he's definitely tired.
Weed looking to punish the body of his opponent here but Muzzlefist is avoiding damage well.
Weed misses with an attempted head punch from side control.
Muzzlefist manages to work his way to half guard, despite Weed's best efforts.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
The two fighters exchange a few words. I couldn't hear what they were saying but maybe it's more fun if you make it up yourself. Weed connects with a nice short shot to Muzzlefist's temple.

Weed looking for a kimura but he'll have to free his other leg if he wants to finish that. Perhaps he's just using it as a distraction technique.
Nice strikes from Weed there.

Weed is working for a kimura but Muzzlefist is defending it quite comfortably.
Weed prevents Muzzlefist from standing back up.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Muzzlefist holds on for dear life, maintaining half guard for now.
Weed throwing punches and elbows but they're not doing any damage.
Muzzlefist trying to hold on to Weed's head to control him but Weed postures up.
Weed throwing shots but they're hitting the canvas more than the man.
Muzzlefist is concentrating on defense, preventing Weed from advancing position.
If this pace continues, the referee will definitely step in and force a standup.
Weed sitting in half guard, looking to land shots. Muzzlefist defending well though.
Weed thows a huge punch but Muzzlefist dodges it nicely.
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.

Weed wants to work for an arm triangle but Muzzlefist is really keeping half guard well and defending the submission attempt.

Weed looking for a kimura but he'll have to free his other leg if he wants to finish that. Perhaps he's just using it as a distraction technique.

And that's the end of the fight!
Eat Weed comfortably won the final round on my scorecard.
I think Weed has won this one but let's see whether the judges agree with me. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Skip Squint scores the fight 28:29
Judge Damien Edna scores the fight 28:29
Judge Topper Green scores the fight 28:29

In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Eat Weed!
In his post fight interview, Eat Weed started talking himself up. Luckily his charisma kept the crowd on side and gave him a good reception.