PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a featherweight MMA rules bout between Ronald Donald (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Kraal The Bouncer (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Donald comes to the ring accompanied by Mac Miller - Donald Trump . The Bouncer has chosen WHERE THE SLIME LIVES as his entrance music. Kraal The Bouncer will no doubt be trying to keep this one on the feet, where he has a distinct advantage.

Donald
vs
The Bouncer

176 cm
26
145 lbs
10 - 5 - 0

172 cm
27
148 lbs
13 - 10 - 0

Good wrestling
Solid boxing
Granite chin

Good wrestler
World class boxer
Good gas tank

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the featherweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 10 - 5 - 0, fighting out of Tokyo, Ronald Donald!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 13 - 10 - 0, fighting out of Hilo, Kraal The Bouncer!
The judges for this bout are Yukihiro Shimada, Tatsuya Matsuyama and Yasuomi Hirokawa.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!

Donald takes the fight into the clinch.

The Bouncer escapes the clinch and we're back to striking.
The Bouncer has been working on his striking defense in training and it's paying off as Donald is landing a low percentage of strikes.
A punch combination from Donald misses.
Donald goes for a double leg but The Bouncer avoids the attempt and the two fighters end up clinched against the ropes as The Bouncer continues to drive forward.
The Bouncer content to slow the pace in the clinch.
The Bouncer tries to stall but Donald uses the opportunity to gain a better position.
Donald is looking for a takedown up against the ropes. The Bouncer gets underhooks though and prevents the takedown attempt.

The Bouncer escapes the clinch and we're back to striking.
Donald takes a shot to the body in his stride.
The Bouncer throws the left hand but Donald avoids the punch easily.
Donald has his takedown stuffed
enabling The Bouncer to counter with a crisp jab.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Ronald Donald. That's going to take a lot out of him.
Donald walks into a left hand.
The Bouncer fakes and then throws a beautiful body shot. Donald looks a bit winded and takes a step backwards to take a breath.
The Bouncer connects with a crisp jab.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
The Bouncer misses the shot to the body.
The Bouncer circles away from the clinch attempt.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Donald avoids the body shot from The Bouncer.
The Bouncer throws a right and a left that both miss.
Donald blocks a jab.
Donald moves out of range of the strikes.
The Bouncer keeps the fight on the outside.
The Bouncer keeps the fight on the outside.
Kraal The Bouncer is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.
Donald fails with the takedown
and The Bouncer counters with a crisp hook to the side of the head.
The Bouncer changes levels and scores with a jab to the body.
The Bouncer connects with a lovely right hand, straight down the pipe.
The Bouncer lands a nice shot to the body.
Donald ducks under a wild hook from The Bouncer.
The Bouncer throws a sloppy body shot
and Donald counters with a nice uppercut.
Donald fakes high and shoots in for a takedown but The Bouncer avoids it really well and circles away.
Donald walks into a straight right hand from The Bouncer.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
The Bouncer connects with a single shot there.

It looks like Ronald Donald has been cut.
The Bouncer stuns Donald with a nice body shot, before stepping back out of range.
This is turning into a torrid day at the office for Donald. He's trying desperately to land a takedown but he's failing miserably and getting slapped silly on the feet to compound his misery.
The Bouncer scores with a jab to the body.
Donald doesn't succeed with the takedown
and The Bouncer counters with a one-two to the body.
The Bouncer fakes a head shot and lands one to the body.
Donald takes a shot to the nose. Hopefully that hasn't broken it.
Donald avoids the body shot from The Bouncer.

Donald bobs and weaves into range and then changes levels and scores with a nice takedown into side control.
We've had a lack of effective grappling in the last minute or so, which could well see a referee standup.
Donald trying to control the action but The Bouncer is working from the bottom.
The Bouncer wants to control but Donald postures up.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Donald wants to control but The Bouncer is keeping him busy.
The Bouncer wants to control but Donald postures up.
The Bouncer is looking to reverse the position.
The Bouncer trying to remain calm as Donald controls from the top position.
Who's going to make the next move?
The Bouncer tries to improve position but can't.

That's four minutes gone in the round.

Neither fighter is doing enough for the referee's liking and he's decided to stand them back up.
Donald tries to clinch up.

Donald dives in and scores a takedown into The Bouncer's guard.
The Bouncer controls Donald momentarily but Donald frees himself.

Donald decides to stand up and beckons his opponent to follow.
Donald throws a looping left and ducks down for a takedown. He's got his arms around The Bouncer's waist but The Bouncer gets an underhook and avoids the takedown by throwing Donald off to one side.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Donald misses with a double jab
and The Bouncer makes him pay by landing a nice hook to the body before moving out of range.
A jab lands there for The Bouncer.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Donald tries to close the distance and clinch up but The Bouncer swats him away and circles back towards the center.
Donald tries to clinch but The Bouncer is having none of it.
The Bouncer defends well against a solid takedown attempt from Donald.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Kraal The Bouncer dominated that round.
The cut man is working on Ronald Donald's cut.
That's the end of the interval. I'm sure that seemed a lot quicker than a minute for our two fighters! Back to the action.

The Bouncer scores with a body shot.
Donald uses decent footwork to sidestep a right hand from The Bouncer.
The Bouncer's jab looks to have found its range, popping Donald under the eye.
The Bouncer throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
The Bouncer tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Donald was well out of range. Poor timing from The Bouncer.
Donald fails with a takedown attempt from distance.
The Bouncer throws a poor cross that misses
and Donald counters with a stiff right hand.
Donald fails miserably with a takedown attempt.
The Bouncer displays good takedown defense there as he swats away a double leg from Donald.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Ronald Donald. That's going to take a lot out of him.
The Bouncer lands with a shot to the body.
Donald looks for a takedown here. Will he get it? The Bouncer is fending him off so far but Donald persists. Nope, The Bouncer circles away and we're back to standing.
The Bouncer lands with a shot to the body.
Both fighters are absolutely exhausted here.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
The Bouncer bobs and weaves and throws out a fast jab that snaps Donald's head backwards.

That's one minute gone in the round.
The Bouncer is moving around nicely and scores here with a single head shot.
Donald misses with a takedown attempt
and The Bouncer counters with a lovely straight right hand!
The Bouncer connects with a crisp jab.
The Bouncer connects with a good right hand that stumbles Donald. Donald circles away out of range and recomposes himself.
The Bouncer checks a low kick from Donald.
The Bouncer scores with a body shot.
The Bouncer scores with a jab.
Donald is pinned up against the ropes taking some big shots here. The referee is looking closely deciding whether he should stop the fight.

Donald is rocked!
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Donald gets cracked there but stands up to it.
Oh Donald is still all over the place! His legs are completely gone! Will he be able to recover?!!
Kraal The Bouncer seems to be getting the better of the standup.
The Bouncer catches Donald with a right, a left, a right. It's raining punches and Donald forgot an umbrella! Another punch and he's down. This one is over!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:45 of round 2, we have a winner by way of KO (Punches). Kraal The Bouncer!
Kraal The Bouncer very nearly forgot to thank TFP Graphics - Pit Inc amongst all the excitement of his win but just as the interview came to a close, he screamed their name. Hopefully he'll get a few nice freebies in the mail as a thank you.