PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a middleweight MMA rules bout between Abel Speed (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Memento Mori (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Speed's ring entrance music is that housewives' favourite, Limp Bizkit / Break Stuff. Fingers crossed for an exciting fight - I'm sure both fighters are looking for a nice under the table bonus!

Speed
vs
Mori

182 cm
36
196 lbs
24 - 9 - 1

178 cm
29
197 lbs
17 - 6 - 0

Great wrestler
Excellent boxer
Cardio machine

Good wrestler
Great elbows
Good gas tank

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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 5 rounds, for the middleweight championship of the world!
Introducing the champion to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 24 - 9 - 1, fighting out of Amsterdam, Abel Speed!
And introducing the challenger to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 17 - 6 - 0, fighting out of Amsterdam, Memento Mori!
The judges for this bout are Gwen Towbar, Tiny Johnson and Cecil Peabody.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!

Speed moves into the clinch.
Speed blocks an elbow strike from Mori.
Speed has a couple of punches blocked by Mori.
Mori scores with an uppercut up the middle.
Speed goes for a body shot but it's blocked.
A short body shot lands from Mori as the two fighters clinch.
Speed working aggressively here.
Speed lands a hook that snaps the head of Mori backwards.
Mori tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
Speed blocking some punches.
Speed lands a shoulder strike.
Mori blocks a body shot from Speed.
Speed prevents a body shot from Mori.
Speed tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Mori takes a shot to the head.
Mori blocks an uppercut.
Mori comes over the top with an elbow. That landed flush.
Speed misses with a body punch.
Mori tries to throw a body punch but Speed avoids it by throwing Mori back against the cage.
Speed working on landing some head shots here - that one got through nicely.
A short right from Mori.
Mori misses with a shot to the kidneys.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Speed misses with a hook to the ribs.
Speed has a body lock and is looking for a takedown. Mori is bouncing around trying to prevent the takedown and somehow he has indeed managed to stay on his feet.
Mori throws a punch but it's blocked by Speed.
Good body shot from Mori.
Speed blocks a punch to the side of the head.
Speed changes levels and goes for a takedown here. Mori fights it off and pushes away nicely.
Mori fakes a jab and then connects with a hook.
Speed fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Mori manages to avoid it.
Speed on the wrong end of a vicious looking body shot.
Speed keeping his hands up high there, blocking the jab from Mori.
Mori sizes up Speed with a pawing jab and scores with a straight right down the middle.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Nice defenses there by Mori.
An inside leg kick lands from Mori.
Mori fakes a jab and then connects with a hook.
Mori tries to clinch up.
A punch combination from Speed misses.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Mori looks to land a left hand but Speed moved out of range nicely.
Speed looks to score with a jab to the body but Mori is just out of range.
Speed throws a nice looking combination but Mori bobs and weaves to avoid any damage.
Good leg kick by Mori there. It's the ones that make that thud noise that hurt and that was an almighty thud.
A swing and a miss from Mori.
Speed misses with a left hand

and Mori holds on and brings the fighters into a clinch.
Mori lands with a quick shot inside that doesn't really do much damage.
Speed tried to land a shot to the body but connects with Mori's elbow.
Speed takes an elbow to the temple.

Mori escapes the clinch and we're back to striking.
Speed closes the distance and lands a one-two.

It looks like Memento Mori has been cut.
Speed fails to land with a series of punches.
Speed misses with a body shot.
Mori slips under a jab.
Speed tries to clinch up.
Speed ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Mori moves away.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Speed tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Mori was well out of range. Poor timing from Speed.
Speed needs to keep his hands up - Mori had a free shot at his head there.
Speed takes a shot to the nose. Hopefully that hasn't broken it.
Speed connects with a body shot.
Jab by Mori.
Speed throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Mori waving his hands out in front of him, looking to distract Speed.
Mori is the aggressor but that punch slipped nicely by Speed.
Mori lands a jab to the head.
Mori fakes a jab and throws a low kick but Speed checks it well.
Speed throws a monster uppercut resembling something out of street fighter but it doesn't land.
Speed is looking to wear down Mori with body shots, infact he's throwing more body shots than head shots at the moment.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Speed misses with the combination.
An inside leg kick lands from Mori.
Speed needs to keep his hands up - Mori had a free shot at his head there.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Mori fakes low and throws an overhand right that catches Speed on the side of the head.
A jab from Mori does it's job there.

Mori instigates a clinch.
Mori tries to land a knee to the body but he is off balance and Speed avoids it.
Mori lands an elbow inside.
Speed pushes Mori back against the cage and unloads with a body punch.
Speed misses with the head strike.
Mori makes some space for himself and lands an uppercut.
Speed misses with a hook to the ribs.
Mori lands an elbow that stopped Speed in his tracks for a moment.

It looks like Abel Speed has been cut.
Nice elbow from Mori.
Mori presses Speed against the cage and delivers a mid-strength body shot.
Nice body punch from Speed.
Mori comes over the top with an elbow. That landed flush.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Speed lands a hook to the body. It's hard to tell if that hurt Mori or not.
Speed tries for a takedown but Mori manages to get underhooks.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Abel Speed. That's going to take a lot out of him.
Mori lands with a right to the head.
Speed manages to get underhooks and slows down the pace for a moment.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Memento Mori dominated that round.
Both fighters have cut men working on them during the interval.
That's the end of the interval. I'm sure that seemed a lot quicker than a minute for our two fighters! Back to the action.

Mori with a jab.
Mori with a nice looking leg kick. You could hear that one land in a back row.
Mori throws a body punch but Speed moves out of range.

Mori closes the distance and clinches.
Speed misses with a short punch on the inside.
Mori fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
Mori misses with a punch on the inside.
Mori scores with a shot to the side of Speed's head.
Memento Mori seems to be working more effectively in the clinch in the fight so far.
Speed misses with some punches.
Mori's head jolts backwards as he takes an uppercut right on the button!
Mori has a couple of punches blocked by Speed.
Mori lands a shoulder strike.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.

Mori pushes off and circles away, back to the middle of the mat.
A combination from Speed does no damage.
Mori takes a really solid shot there but just smiles back and shrugs his shoulders.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Mori throws a hook to the side of Speed's head but Speed sees it coming and ducks under it beautifully.
Nice uppercut lands for Speed. That snapped Mori's head back.
Mori keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Mori throws a body kick but he wasn't in range.
Speed checks a low kick from Mori.
Mori loads up on a big right hand but Speed slips the punch.
Mori tries to clinch up against the cage, rushing in to close the distance. Speed manages to break the clinch and circles back to the middle of the mat.
Mori ducks under an overhand right and circles away with a smile on his face.
Mori throws a push kick but Speed slaps the foot to one side.
Mori avoids the body shot from Speed.
Mori displays some good footwork, moving neatly out of range as Speed throws out the jab.
Speed throws a jab but it's blocked by Mori.
Mori displays some good footwork, moving neatly out of range as Speed throws out the jab.
Speed feints a jab promting Mori to slip. Speed then demonstrates his capabilities by jabbing again. Mori slips again and ducks right into an uppercut.

Mori is rocked!
Speed dances in with a quick combination. Mori is being worked over with jabs and crosses. Oooh, a right straight from Speed snaps Mori's head back. Mori stumbles backwards against the cage. Speed steps forward and delivers a right cross that connects with Mori's jaw, simultaneously knocking him out and sending his mouthpiece into the crowd! There's a worthy souvenir for the fans. This one is over folks. Mori just didn't come prepared.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:59 of round 2, we have a winner by way of KO (Punches). Abel Speed!
Abel Speed retains his middleweight title!
Post fight, Abel Speed took to the microphone: 'Forbidden Violence wins again bitches!'.