PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a super heavyweight MMA rules bout between Bleh Wha (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Drew Pinksy (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Wha's entrance music is Super Bon Bon - Soul Coughing. A fine choice. Both fighters look fresh as a daisy as they make their way towards the cage.

Wha
vs
Pinksy

225 cm
30
300 lbs
22 - 16 - 0

213 cm
38
285 lbs
46 - 33 - 1

Decent wrestler
World class boxer
Cardio machine

Excellent grappler
World class MT
Good gas tank

Bad Man Clothing

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the super heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 22 - 16 - 0, fighting out of Rio de Janeiro, Bleh Wha!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 46 - 33 - 1, fighting out of Rio de Janeiro, Drew Pinksy!
The judges for this bout are Alexandre Firmino, Felipe Paraventi and Emerson Jorge.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Wha uses good head movement to avoid the hook from Pinksy.

Wha moves into range and clinches up with Pinksy.
Wha prevents Pinksy from breaking the clinch.
Pinksy swings wildly with an uppercut but Wha uses good head movement to avoid it.
Pinksy wants to strike at distance but he can't break free of the clinch.
Our sources have told us that Wha has been working on his knees in the buildup to the fight.
Wha keeps control of Pinksy as he tries to wriggle out of the double underhooks.
A short right hand to the side of the head by Pinksy.
Wha misses with some punches.
Wha softening up his opponent with strikes, against the cage.
Pinksy wants to get back to striking at distance but Wha won't allow it.
Pinksy is trying to force a seperation but Wha has the dominant position.
The fighters are pressed against the cage, as the pace of the fight slows.
Wha lands a shoulder strike that jolts his opponent's head backwards.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Pinksy is trying to work out of this bad position, with his back against the cage.
Pinksy wants to push off and get back to the center of the mat but Wha has him pressed against the cage.

Wha breaks from the clinch.
Wha slips a straight right by Pinksy.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Nice cross by Wha.

It looks like Drew Pinksy has been cut.
Pinksy swings for the body but Wha moves out of range.
Pinksy lands a jab to Wha's midsection.
Wha misses with an attempted mid kick.
Pinksy misses with a jab and misses with a cross straight after too.
Pinksy misses with a body shot.
Wha takes a swing at Pinksy's ribcage but misses.
Pinksy scores with a jab to the jaw.
Pinksy misses with an uppercut

and Wha counters with a crisp one two that drops Pinksy! Wha thinks about following him to the mat for a moment but instead steps back and waves Pinksy to his feet! Pinksy is in big trouble!
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Pinksy scores with a sloppy punch to the body. Not much technique there but it did the business.
Wha fails in his attempt to clinch.
Pinksy throws a head kick that misses.
Pinksy slips a jab from Wha.
Pinksy thuds a left hand into Wha's body.
Wha tries to close the distance and clinch but Pinksy swats him to one side with an open hand palm strike and circles away.
Pinksy pulls out of a head kick attempt.
Nice body kick from Pinksy.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Wha stuns Pinksy with a nice body shot, before stepping back out of range.
Wha lands a nice hook to Pinksy's body. Pinksy takes it in his stride and looks to land his own strikes.
Wha fakes a head shot and lands one to the body.
Pinksy misses with a hook.

Wha moves into the clinch.

Pinksy breaks the clinch and we return to the middle of the mat.
Wha misses with a hook. Pinksy ducked under it nicely.

Wha has managed to clinch.
Pinksy avoiding damage as Wha throws knees to the body.
Kneeeeees! The crowd are calling for knees to the body. Wha obliges.
Wha lands with a short punch from the clinch.
Both fighters working to control the clinch.

Wha breaks the clinch.

Wha closes the distance and presses his opponent up against the cage.

Wha pushes off and circles away, back to the middle of the mat.
Pinksy avoids a punch combination nicely.

That's three minutes gone in the round.

The fight moves into the clinch position.
Wha controlling the action here for a moment.
Wha works for underhooks and lands a body shot in the process.
Wha digs a right hand underneath Pinksy's ribcage. Pinksy let out a lung full of air as it connected.
Pinksy looks winded!
Pinksy looks like he'd prefer to be striking at range right now.
Wha has Pinksy pressed against the cage, preventing Pinksy from circling away and getting back to striking at range.
Wha lands with a short punch from the clinch.

Pinksy is rocked!
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Wha lands a big knee to the head and Pinksy goes down! Wha pounces and finishes the fight with strikes! He jumps to his feet and celebrates with the crowd!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3:50 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Bleh Wha!
After winning the bout, Bleh Wha thanked all his fans and promised he'd do even better in his next fight. The crowd seemed to love his humility.