PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Boris The Bullettooth (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Reg Throb (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Throb comes into a darkened arena with his song building. Sexes On Fire kicks in, the lights come on and the crowd goes wild! What a showman! Over to our ring announcer for the fighter introductions!

The Bullettooth
vs
Throb

200 cm
26
248 lbs
3 - 1 - 0

190 cm
26
225 lbs
1 - 6 - 0

Good wrestling
World class MT
Cardio machine

BJJ White Belt
Excellent boxer
Powerful

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 3 - 1 - 0, fighting out of Los Angeles, Boris The Bullettooth!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 1 - 6 - 0, fighting out of Los Angeles, Reg Throb!
The judges for this bout are Don Winkell, Jack Bonds and Timothy Bukovac.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Bullettooth bobbing and weaving, closes the distance and lands a hook to the side of Throb's head.
Boris The Bullettooth seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Bullettooth lands an overhand left. A wild punch that just about connected.
Throb swings away but doesn't land with a series of punches.
Bullettooth fakes a couple of low kicks, before throwing one on the third attempt. It connects and Throb has to reset his feet before getting ready to engage.
Bullettooth lands a slapping body shot.
Throb throws a head kick that misses

and Bullettooth holds on and brings the fighters into a clinch.
Throb is working for a takedown up against the cage. He can't get it on this occasion though.
Throb takes a shot to the head.
Bullettooth lands a right hand.

It looks like Reg Throb has been cut.
Bullettooth lands a nice looking hook to the body, against the cage.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Bullettooth lands a right hand.
Throb is looking to break free of the clinch but Bullettooth has double underhooks.
A short right from Bullettooth.
Bullettooth works on Throb's body with a couple of short punches.
Bullettooth lands a hook to the side of the head.
Bullettooth lands a hook to the side of the head.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Bullettooth lands a right uppercut that snaps the head of Throb backwards.
Bullettooth works for underhooks and lands a body shot in the process.
Throb looks winded!
Bullettooth lands a hook to the side of the head.
Bullettooth creates some distance for himselfand unleashes a massive uppercut that sends Throb's eyes rolling into the back of his head! Throb drops to his knees and Bullettooth pours it on with more strikes until the referee steps in to end the bout!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:26 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Boris The Bullettooth!
A loyal slave to those sponsorship dollars, Boris The Bullettooth made sure he mentioned FinnFighter Nutrition (Five 160Q supps!), along with how happy he was to win his fight.