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Coming up we have a light heavyweight MMA rules bout between Laz Icarus (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Ragnar Lothbrok (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Chooooooooon! I think Icarus might be my favorite fighter, now he's come out to Flying dutchman. Lothbrok comes into a darkened arena with his song building. I Am A Viking kicks in, the lights come on and the crowd goes wild! What a showman! Over to our ring announcer for the fighter introductions!
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213 lbs
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the light heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
21 - 15 - 0, fighting out of Los Angeles, Laz Icarus!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
2 - 1 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Ragnar Lothbrok!
The judges for this bout are George Francis, Alan Glass and Gwen Towbar.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Lothbrok misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Icarus.
A combination from Icarus does no damage.
Lothbrok dodges the punch combination from Icarus.
Lothbrok feints a jab promting Icarus to slip. Lothbrok then demonstrates his capabilities by jabbing again. Icarus slips again and ducks right into an uppercut.
We've been informed that Lothbrok has been sparring a lot of Muay Thai in the buildup to this fight so let's see if that has an impact on the result.
Icarus misses with a wild combination.
Icarus moves out of range of the strikes.
Icarus wants to clinch.
Icarus lands a jab. Then a cross. Then finally a nice hook to the body. Good work there by Icarus.
Lothbrok scores with a leg kick.
Lothbrok misses the shot to the body.
Lothbrok throws an uppercut from half a mile away. Icarus sees it coming and avoids it easily.
Lothbrok wings a very wild body shot but it does the job and lands to the midsection.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Lothbrok avoids the head kick by Icarus.
Lothbrok uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Icarus.
Lothbrok sizes up Icarus with a pawing jab and scores with a straight right down the middle.
Lothbrok lands a pitter patter jab to the forehead of his opponent.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Lothbrok attempts a low kick but it misses it's target.
Icarus clinches up against the cage.
Lothbrok lands with a left to the head.
Lothbrok tries to circle away but Icarus has him pinned against the cage.
Icarus using the Thai plumb to throw knees but Lothbrok has his back arched nicely, preventing the strike.
Icarus connects with a nasty looking knee right to Lothbrok's face.
Icarus lands a knee to the head.
Lothbrok escapes the clinch and we're back to striking.
Icarus defending well as Lothbrok loads up on a big left hand.
Lothbrok lands with a two punch combination before moving back out of range.
Icarus tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
Icarus dodges the punch combination from Lothbrok.
Icarus has his hands up protecting his head but a hook from Lothbrok finds it's way round the side to connect with Icarus's head.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Lothbrok avoids the clinch attempt nicely.
Lothbrok misses with a straight right.
Lothbrok connects with a slap. Keep your fist closed son.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Icarus misses with a series of wild punches.
Lothbrok connects with a right hand. Icarus shakes it off.
Lothbrok throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Lothbrok scores with a jab.
Icarus throws a right hand that Lothbrok ducks under and follows up with a left that Lothbrok also avoids with ease.
Icarus throws a leg kick which misses Lothbrok's front leg but catches the back leg as Lothbrok tries to avoid it.
Lothbrok throws a lazy right hand but Icarus sees it coming a mile off and sidesteps it easily.
Icarus misses with a series of wild punches.
Nice uppercut there from Lothbrok.
Icarus lands a lovely overhand right.
Icarus tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
Lothbrok with a nice looking leg kick. You could hear that one land in a back row.
Lothbrok moves away from the strike by Icarus.
Icarus misses with a head kick.
Icarus misses with a head kick.
Icarus pushing out the jab but it's not landing.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Lothbrok bobbing and weaving, closes the distance and lands a hook to the side of Icarus's head.
Icarus darts in and clinches Lothbrok up against the cage.
Icarus lands a nice uppercut.
Icarus misses with a body punch.
Lothbrok is looking to break free of the clinch but Icarus has double underhooks.
Icarus throws a blind hook that connects with the side of Lothbroks head.
Lothbrok looks like he'd prefer to be striking at range right now.
Icarus is pushing Lothbrok up against the cage, for a bit of lean and pray action. Action being used the in the loosest possible sense of the word.
Lothbrok lands with a quick shot inside that doesn't really do much damage.
Icarus scores with an uppercut up the middle.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Icarus scores with a nice hook to the head.
Lothbrok is trying to break free.
Lothbrok avoiding damage as Icarus throws knees to the body.
Lothbrok is trying to break the clinch but Icarus has him pressed against the cage.
Lothbrok goes for a body shot but it's blocked.
Lothbrok is looking to break free of the clinch but Icarus has double underhooks.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Icarus tries to land a knee to the head but Lothbrok blocks with his arms.
Lothbrok avoiding damage as Icarus throws knees to the body.
Good anti-grappling being displayed by Lothbrok as Icarus tries to tie him up.
Icarus scores with a shoulder strike.
Icarus tried to land a shot to the body but connects with Lothbrok's elbow.
Icarus taking a breather.
A head punch blocked on the inside by Lothbrok.
Icarus throws a nice elbow but it doesn't land.
Icarus letting Lothbrok take a breather here.
Lothbrok has a couple of punches blocked by Icarus.
Icarus lands with a light punch inside.
Lothbrok avoids the elbow strike from Icarus, against the cage.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Icarus lands a knee to the head.
It looks like Ragnar Lothbrok has been cut.
Icarus with the Thai clinch. He's looking to land a big knee but he's not managed it this time.
Lothbrok breaks from the clinch.
Icarus misses with the combination.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
A close round but Ragnar Lothbrok will probably get the nod.
The cut man is working on Ragnar Lothbrok's cut.
That's the end of the round. The referee orders the cornermen out of the cage so we can get back down to business.
A head kick misses from Icarus.
Icarus throws a leg kick that misses.
Lothbrok throws a low kick but it's checked well by Icarus.
Lothbrok throws a body punch but Icarus moves out of range.
Lothbrok is the aggressor but that punch slipped nicely by Icarus.
Lothbrok showing good head movement there, avoiding the strikes from Icarus.
Icarus will need to tighten up his combinations if he doesn't want to gas himself out, swinging at thin air.
Lothbrok throws a nice looking combination but Icarus bobs and weaves to avoid any damage.
Icarus keeping his hands up high there, blocking the jab from Lothbrok.
Lothbrok misses with a looping right.
Lothbrok bobs and weaves and throws out a fast jab that snaps Icarus's head backwards.
Lothbrok throws the left hand but Icarus avoids the punch easily.
Ragnar Lothbrok seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Lothbrok misses with a lunging right hand
and Icarus holds on and brings the fighters into a clinch.
Lothbrok is trying to force a seperation but Icarus has the dominant position.
Lothbrok can't find room to land a body shot as Icarus controls the action.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Lothbrok has had enough of the clinch but Icarus keeps him there for the moment.
Lothbrok tries to work over Icarus's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target.
Icarus throws a vicious knee straight up the middle but Lothbrok blocks it with crossed arms.
Lothbrok is trying to break the clinch but Icarus is controlling him.
Icarus misses with a knee to the head.
Icarus lands with a light punch inside.
Icarus tries to land a knee to the head but Lothbrok blocks with his arms.
A head punch blocked on the inside by Icarus.
Lothbrok scores with an uppercut up the middle.
Icarus throws a knee to the head but misses.
Lothbrok manages to break the clinch.
Lothbrok cracks Icarus with a good shot that sees him stumbling back into the cage.
Icarus takes a solid shot to the body. That one hurt him but he's trying not to show it.
Lothbrok showing good head movement there, avoiding the strikes from Icarus.
Lothbrok looks to throw the jab but Icarus is out of range.
Lothbrok stooping low to avoid any incoming strikes and then lunges in with an uppercut come cross that lands flush.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Icarus keeping his hands up high there, blocking the jab from Lothbrok.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Icarus misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
Icarus lands with a head kick! That's gotta hurt.
Icarus slips a jab and a cross from Lothbrok.
Lothbrok cracks a nice hook into Icarus's ribs.
A combination from Lothbrok does no damage.
Lothbrok throws an off balance right hand
and Icarus counters with a head kick.
Icarus is on the wrong end of a nice combination from Lothbrok.
Lothbrok throws a hook to the side of Icarus's head but Icarus sees it coming and ducks under it beautifully.
Icarus steps to the side to avoid the strikes from Lothbrok.
A head kick misses from Lothbrok.
Lothbrok swings widly with a right hand
and Icarus counters with a straight right hand.
Lothbrok smiles there as he lands a nice right hand right on the button.
Lothbrok with a jab.
Lothbrok pushing out the jab but it's not landing.
A head kick misses from Icarus.
Laz Icarus is looking to throw some combinations by the looks of things.
Icarus throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Icarus goes to the watering hole and comes back with a big thumbs up from the judges as he scores a three punch combo.
Lothbrok pushing out the jab but it's not landing.
Lothbrok punishes Icarus's body with a nice straight punch.
Icarus avoids the head kick by Lothbrok.
The fight stays on the outside here - Icarus looks like he's thinking about clinching though.
Lothbrok bobbing and weaving, closes the distance and lands a hook to the side of Icarus's head.
Lothbrok throws the left hand but Icarus avoids the punch easily.
Icarus sees a low kick coming and goes to check it, but it's actually a body kick and it thuds into his unprotected ribs.
Lothbrok misses the shot to the body.
Icarus throws the left hand but Lothbrok avoids the punch easily.
Lothbrok lands with a cross.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Icarus scores with a punch to the head.
Lothbrok throws a body punch but Icarus moves out of range.
Icarus staying out of range there.
Icarus fails to land with a series of punches.
Icarus has not gone for a single takedown so far in this fight, which seems like a very strange tactic when you consider that he has the superior wrestling and BJJ.
Icarus jabbing away but nothing is landing.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Lothbrok throws a body kick but he wasn't in range.
Icarus just misses with a punch to the body.
A swing and a miss from Lothbrok.
Lothbrok throws a hook but Icarus avoids it easily.
A combination from Icarus does no damage.
A punch combination from Lothbrok misses.
Lothbrok bobs and weaves and throws out a fast jab that snaps Icarus's head backwards.
Icarus throws a sloppy head kick and Lothbrok moves out of range easily.
Boom, another hit is landed. "You're gunna get knocked out" taunts Lothbrok, as that shot connected.
Lothbrok throws a series of punches but Icarus avoids them all with ease.
Lothbrok takes a step towards his opponent and connects with a left hand, before circling away.
A big right from Lothbrok misses.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
A head kick misses from Lothbrok.
Icarus misses with the combination.
Lothbrok swings away but doesn't land with a series of punches.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Ragnar Lothbrok showed his class in that round. I'd imagine he'll take it on all the scorecards.
The cut man is working on Ragnar Lothbrok's cut.
The minute break is over - no more time for sponges and pep talks - back to the action! This is the final round!
Lothbrok checks a low kick from Icarus.
Nice uppercut lands for Lothbrok. That snapped Icarus's head back.
Lothbrok takes a shot to the eye socket. That's gotta hurt.
Lothbrok throws a sloppy head kick
and Icarus counters by moving into the clinch. Good anticipation by Icarus.
Icarus with an attempt at a knee that misses.
Lothbrok takes a knee right on the jaw!
Lothbrok tries to stall but Icarus uses the opportunity to gain a better position.
Lothbrok wants to break free. God knows he wants to breaaaak freeee.
Icarus blocking some punches.
Lothbrok's corner calls for him to break the clinch, which he does.
Icarus blocks a head kick by Lothbrok.
Jab from Icarus.
Icarus throws a head kick that misses.
Lothbrok looks to land a combination but Icarus avoids it well.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Icarus tries to clinch up against the cage, rushing in to close the distance. Lothbrok manages to break the clinch and circles back to the middle of the mat.
Icarus rushes forward with a series of wild hooks but Lothbrok moves out of range and avoids them all easily.
Icarus has his hands up protecting his head but a hook from Lothbrok finds it's way round the side to connect with Icarus's head.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Icarus ducks under an overhand right and circles away with a smile on his face.
Icarus swinging wildly here.
Lothbrok throws a right and a left that both miss.
Icarus lunges in with swinging rights and lefts but Lothbrok circles away quickly and effectively.
Jab from Lothbrok.
Icarus cracks Lothbrok with an open hand slap.
Lothbrok throws an uppercut from half a mile away. Icarus sees it coming and avoids it easily.
Icarus throws a combination but comes up with nothing but fresh air.
Lothbrok swings for the body but Icarus moves out of range.
A swing and a miss from Lothbrok.
Ragnar Lothbrok seems to be getting the better of the standup.
Lothbrok lands a nice shot that snaps Icarus's head back.
Lothbrok throws a lazy uppercut
and Icarus counters with a three punch combo that has Lothbrok backing up. Lothbrok nods at Icarus to acknowledge the strikes.
Lothbrok scores with a sloppy punch to the body. Not much technique there but it did the business.
Lothbrok moves into range and throws a lovely three punch combination.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Icarus bobs and weaves well there to avoid the strikes.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Lothbrok lunges in with swinging rights and lefts but Icarus circles away quickly and effectively.
Lothbrok circles away from the clinch attempt.
Icarus tries to clinch there but Lothbrok circles away.
Icarus looks like he's developed a pretty tasty lump over his left eye. He'll need to avoid taking much more damage to that.
Lothbrok dodges the punch combination from Icarus.
Lothbrok lunges in with an uppercut that skims his opponent's chin.
Lothbrok throws a half hearted mid kick.
Lothbrok swats away the attempt to clinch by Icarus.
Laz Icarus has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!
Icarus rushes forward with a series of wild hooks but Lothbrok moves out of range and avoids them all easily.
Lothbrok swats away the attempt to clinch by Icarus.
Icarus moves forwards but Lothbrok connects with a nice, crisp jab.
Icarus's corner calls for a 1-2. Icarus obliges with the 1 part as he scores the single shot and moves back out of range.
Lothbrok throws a leg kick which misses Icarus's front leg but catches the back leg as Icarus tries to avoid it.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Lothbrok misses the shot to the body.
Lothbrok connects with a crisp jab.
Lothbrok takes a push kick to the midsection and stumbles backwards.
Icarus ducks under an overhand right and circles away with a smile on his face.
Icarus misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
Icarus scores with a nice strike.
Icarus pulls out of a head kick attempt.
Both fighters are breathing heavily.
Icarus misses with a wild combination.
Lothbrok misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
Lothbrok misses with a straight right.
A jab from Lothbrok finds it's way through Icarus's defenses.
Icarus misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
Icarus is using his height advantage well here, landing a good percentage of his punches.
Lothbrok misses with a lunging right hand
and Icarus counters with a quick right hand to the jaw.
Some wild striking there from Icarus.
Icarus misses with a jab, cross combination.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Icarus shakes his hands off, looking to compose himself, but takes a jab to the jaw whilst he does it.
Lothbrok scores with a nice body kick.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Lothbrok missing with a left hand there. Icarus was out of range so wasted energy throwing that one.
Lothbrok scores with a jab.
Lothbrok throws a lazy uppercut
and Icarus counters nicely by changing levels and landing a hook to the body.
Icarus slips under a jab.
Icarus misses with a jab and misses with a cross straight after too.
Lothbrok connects nicely with a jab. Noted by the judges no doubt.
Lothbrok misses with a hook.
Lothbrok throws a head kick but Icarus moves out of range.
Lothbrok swings away but doesn't land with a series of punches.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Icarus tries to close the distance and clinch up but Lothbrok swats him away and circles back towards the center.
Icarus scores to the head and body with a nice combination!
Ragnar Lothbrok is fighting for a decision - hopefully he's judged it right and he's actually winning the fight.
Icarus fails to land with the punch combination there - jab, cross, hook, miss, miss, miss.
Lothbrok misses with a head kick.
And that's the end of the fight!
I would just about give that final round to Ragnar Lothbrok.
I've got Lothbrok winning every round here. Surely the decision will go his way and he'll pick up a well deserved decision victory. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.
Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge George Francis scores the fight 27:30
Judge Alan Glass scores the fight 27:30
Judge Gwen Towbar scores the fight 27:30
In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Ragnar Lothbrok!
Ragnar Lothbrok decided to thank the fans in attendance for making a great atmosphere. It seemed to go down pretty well.
Laz Icarus was interviewed post fight and said 'I love Putin vodka, bear and comrade Stalin. '.
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