PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a lightweight MMA rules bout between Radar Salter (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Bubbles Ticklepants (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Ticklepants has chosen LL Cool J - Mama Said Knock You Out as his entrance music, which hasn't gone down very well with the crowd. Radar Salter has the better chin. Will he look to stand and bang today?

Salter
vs
Ticklepants

180 cm
28
158 lbs
14 - 13 - 0

174 cm
33
171 lbs
18 - 13 - 1

Good wrestling
World class boxer
Cardio machine

Good wrestler
World class MT
Good gas tank

Milwaukee's Best 160

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the lightweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 14 - 13 - 0, fighting out of Amsterdam, Radar Salter!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 18 - 13 - 1, fighting out of Amsterdam, Bubbles Ticklepants!
The judges for this bout are Paulsen Ambrosius, Wagner Zegers and Nard Betker.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Salter lands a nice looking kick to the body. Ticklepants takes a step back to recover.

Ticklepants pushes Salter up against the cage in a clinch.
Salter is looking to break free of the clinch but Ticklepants has double underhooks.

Ticklepants breaks the clinch and we're back to striking at distance.
Salter blocks the body kick.
Salter swinging wildly here.
Ticklepants doesn't manage to clinch there - Salter circles away.

The fight moves into the clinch position.

Ticklepants breaks the clinch.
Salter swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Salter dips down and scores with a jab to the body.
Thud! ouch! good body kick from Salter - that will leave a mark!
Salter swats away the attempt to clinch by Ticklepants.
Salter swinging wildly here.

Ticklepants moves into range and clinches up with Salter.

Ticklepants breaks the clinch and we return to the middle of the mat.
Ticklepants avoids a kick to the body.

Ticklepants closes the distance and presses his opponent up against the cage.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Salter looks like he'd prefer to be striking at range right now.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Salter is trying to break the clinch but Ticklepants is controlling him.

Ticklepants pushes off and circles away, back to the middle of the mat.
Wow, both these guys are really going for it!
A nice combination there by Salter.
Ticklepants tries to close the distance and clinch but Salter swats him to one side with an open hand palm strike and circles away.
Salter thuds a left hand into Ticklepants's body.
Salter keeps the fight on the outside.
A jab lands there for Salter.
Salter will need to tighten up his combinations if he doesn't want to gas himself out, swinging at thin air.
Ticklepants tries to clinch but Salter is having none of it.
Ticklepants doesn't manage to clinch there - Salter circles away.
Salter throws a nice hook to the body that draws an oooh from the crowd.
Salter throws a feint and then finishes with a kick to the body.
Ticklepants tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
Salter waving his hands out in front of him, looking to distract Ticklepants.
Ticklepants takes one to the chin there.
Salter thows a left - swing and a miss!
Ticklepants tries to close the distance and clinch but Salter swats him to one side with an open hand palm strike and circles away.
Ticklepants tries to land a front kick but Salter steps back. That was a bit too telegraphed.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Salter throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
Salter swats away the attempt to clinch by Ticklepants.
We've been told by Salter's head coaches at Soul Supremacy Fight Club - ELITE TRAINERS----$580 that he's been working on his takedown defense in preparation for this fight.

Ticklepants clinches with his opponent.

That's two minutes gone in the round.

Ticklepants breaks the clinch and we return to the middle of the mat.
Salter lands a glancing blow to the side of Ticklepants's head.
An inside leg kick lands from Ticklepants.
Ticklepants throws a sloppy head kick and Salter moves out of range easily.
Salter lands an overhand left. A wild punch that just about connected.
Salter checks a low kick from Ticklepants.

Ticklepants rushes Salter and presses him up against the cage.

Ticklepants breaks the clinch and we're back to striking at distance.
Salter throws a couple of head shots and lands with the final one - a decent hook, which struck Ticklepants on the side of the head.
Ticklepants is looking to clinch.
Ticklepants with poor footwork there. He got himself in a bit of a tangle, enabling Salter to score with a decent uppercut.
Ticklepants takes a hook to the side of the head. I wonder if that's got his ears ringing.
Salter lands a jab to Ticklepants's midsection.
Ticklepants misses with a head kick.
Salter connects with a good right hand that stumbles Ticklepants. Ticklepants circles away out of range and recomposes himself.
Salter connects with a looping left hand that seems like it dazed Ticklepants momentarily.
Salter goes for a high kick. It partially lands.
Salter misses with a body kick.
Salter fakes a head shot and lands one to the body.

Ticklepants rushes Salter and pushes him back against the cage in a clinch.
Salter is trying to break the clinch but Ticklepants has him pressed against the cage.

That's three minutes gone in the round.

Ticklepants breaks from the clinch.
Salter throws a right hand that Ticklepants ducks under and follows up with a left that Ticklepants also avoids with ease.

Ticklepants clinches.

Salter pushes off and circles away, back to the middle of the mat.
Salter lands with a kick to the ribs.
Salter throws a body kick but he wasn't in range.

Salter tries to keep at a distance but Ticklepants has taken the fight into the clinch.

Ticklepants's corner calls for him to break the clinch, which he does.
Ticklepants fails with an attempt to clinch.
Ticklepants fails in his attempt to clinch.
A head kick misses from Ticklepants.
Ticklepants is looking to clinch but Salter is avoiding it.

Ticklepants rushes Salter and presses him up against the cage.

Ticklepants breaks from the clinch.
Ticklepants looks to score with a combo but nothing lands.
Salter dips down and scores with a jab to the body.
Salter slips in close and lands a nice hook before moving back out of range.
Salter lets loose with a powerful body kick. Ticklepants will feel that in the morning.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Salter is moving around nicely and scores here with a single head shot.
Ticklepants with poor footwork there. He got himself in a bit of a tangle, enabling Salter to score with a decent uppercut.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
The fight stays on the outside here - Ticklepants looks like he's thinking about clinching though.
Salter throws a right and a left that both miss.
Ticklepants pulls out of a head kick attempt.
Ticklepants takes a shot to the nose. Hopefully that hasn't broken it.
Salter lands a jab to the head.
Ticklepants looks to land a combination but Salter avoids it well.
Salter throws a shot to the body.
Salter missing with a left hand there. Ticklepants was out of range so wasted energy throwing that one.
Salter's corner calls for a 1, 2 combination and Salter duly obliges.

Ticklepants is rocked!
Salter Rushes Ticklepants and starts throwing punches like they are going out of style! Ticklepants is up against the cage and has nowhere to go. Salter Piles on the pressure and Ticklepants crumples to the floor! This one is all over!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 4:34 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Radar Salter!
A victorious Radar Salter thanked his army of followers in his post fight interview, telling people to make sure they follow him on Twitter.