PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a middleweight MMA rules bout between Dory Raly (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Pan Goatboy (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Goatboy is bobbing his head along to his entrance song: Bill Hicks - Goat boy. Dory Raly is staring across the cage at his opponent, tweaking his nipples... Tweaking his own nipples that is.

Raly
vs
Goatboy

184 cm
19
193 lbs
1 - 1 - 0

188 cm
28
190 lbs
10 - 4 - 0

BJJ Blue Belt
Excellent MT
Granite chin

Good wrestler
Excellent boxer
Heavy handed

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 5 rounds, in the middleweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 1 - 1 - 0, fighting out of New York, Dory Raly!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 10 - 4 - 0, fighting out of Los Angeles, Pan Goatboy!
The judges for this bout are Don Winkell, Jack Bonds and .

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Goatboy fakes a head shot and lands one to the body.
Raly throws a low kick but his opponent is out of range.
Raly throws a jab when Goatboy was well out of range.
Goatboy feints with a shoulder and throws a nice leg kick to Raly's calf.
Raly connects with the punch.
Goatboy is looking to score with low kicks.
Goatboy throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Goatboy ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Raly moves away.
Goatboy misses with a wild body shot.
Raly avoids a lazy jab quite easily.
A jab from Goatboy does it's job there.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Goatboy takes a thudding leg kick, right into the meat of the thigh.
Goatboy lands a jab to Raly's midsection.
Dory Raly seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Goatboy avoids the clinch attempt nicely.
Goatboy misses with the combination.
Goatboy takes a step back and watches a body kick go sailing past his mid section.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Raly misses with a wild body shot.
The fight stays on the outside here - Raly looks like he's thinking about clinching though.
Goatboy checks a leg kick nicely.
Raly misses with a left hand
and Goatboy counters nicely by changing levels and landing a hook to the body.
Goatboy takes a kick to the side of the head.
Goatboy tries a low kick but Raly avoids it.
Raly drops his hands momentarily and Goatboy takes advantage with a crisp shot to the head.
Raly throws a head kick that connects with a bit of head and a bit of hand.
Goatboy connects nicely with a jab. Noted by the judges no doubt.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Goatboy misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
Goatboy takes a push kick to the midsection and stumbles backwards.
Goatboy has a nice red mark on his side after a thudding body kick by Raly.
Goatboy misses with a low kick.
Raly moving in and out of range nicely, whilst landing the scoring shot.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Raly doesn't manage to clinch there - Goatboy circles away.
Raly misses with a head kick.
Raly lands a nice looking body kick.
Goatboy is throwing a lot of body shots here, looking to wear down Raly rather than just go for the knockout.
Raly tries to clinch but is not successful on this occasion.
Goatboy throws a big shot that misses.
Goatboy throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Raly avoids the body shot from Goatboy.
Raly throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
Goatboy thows a left - swing and a miss!
Raly buckles his opponent's knee momentarily with a nice leg kick.
Goatboy swings for the body but Raly moves out of range.
Raly thuds a mid kick into his opponent's body. That will wear on Goatboy if he has to take too many more of those.
Raly lands a leg kick and bounces back out of range.
The fight stays on the outside here - Raly looks like he's thinking about clinching though.
Raly with poor footwork there. He got himself in a bit of a tangle, enabling Goatboy to score with a decent uppercut.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Raly throws an ugly left hook that misses
and Goatboy counters with a stiff right hand.
Goatboy with a body punch. A glancing blow.
Goatboy misses with a hook
and Raly cracks him with a counter punch right on the button.
Raly throws a head kick that misses
and Goatboy counters with a lovely shot to the body.
Raly thumps Goatboy with a low kick.
Raly lunges in with swinging rights and lefts but Goatboy circles away quickly and effectively.
The fighters circling - Goatboy throws out the jab but it was never going to land.
Raly tries to clinch there but Goatboy circles away.
Raly throws a front kick aimed at Goatboy's knee but Goatboy avoids it well.
Raly tries to clinch there but Goatboy circles away.
Goatboy catches Raly with a nice straight right. He seems pissed - ooooh, it's on now! On like donkey kong!
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Raly moves into range and connects with a jab.
Goatboy misses with a double jab.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Goatboy uses good head movement to avoid the hook from Raly.
A thudding body kick lands there by Raly!
Raly connects with a high kick.
Raly connects with an inside leg kick.
Raly throws a nice outside leg kick.
A big left from Raly misses.
Raly throws a combination but it was largely blocked by Goatboy.
Goatboy thows a body shot but no joy.
Raly moves in looking to clinch but Goatboy pushes him off.
Goatboy misses with a straight right.
Raly tries to score with an inside leg kick but telegraphs it and Goatboy is able to avoid easily.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Raly throws a combination but it was largely blocked by Goatboy.
Raly misses with an attempted mid kick.
Raly scores with a slapping inside leg kick.
Raly lands with an uppercut that bounces Goatboy off the cage and back into range.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

A close round but Pan Goatboy will probably get the nod.
That's the end of the round. The referee orders the cornermen out of the cage so we can get back down to business.

Goatboy misses with a looping right.
Raly throws a head kick that half lands.
Raly moves in looking to clinch but Goatboy pushes him off.
Goatboy throws a shot from downtown. Raly moves away and avoids it.
Goatboy moves out of range as Raly throws a body kick.
Raly misses with a kick to the body.
Raly moves away from the strike by Goatboy.
Goatboy lands with a slapping head kick.
Goatboy scores with a jab to the jaw.

Raly is rocked!
Goatboy misses with a hook. Raly ducked under it nicely.
Oh Raly is still all over the place! His legs are completely gone! Will he be able to recover?!!
Goatboy throws a monster uppercut resembling something out of street fighter but it doesn't land.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Goatboy misses with a straight left.
A big right from Goatboy misses.
Goatboy throws a hook to the side of Raly's head but Raly sees it coming and ducks under it beautifully.
Goatboy misses with a straight left.
Raly seems to have got his legs back now.
Raly misses with a hook. Goatboy ducked under it nicely.
Raly lands with an overhand left.
Goatboy takes a really solid shot there but just smiles back and shrugs his shoulders.
Goatboy drops a shoulder and throws an uppercut that cracks Raly right on the button. Raly goes down! Goatboy follows him to the mat and finishes the job with more strikes! Goatboy gets the win via TKO!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:55 of round 2, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Pan Goatboy!
Post fight, an emotional Pan Goatboy said ' If you want a rematch come and find me at WSCA, bitch!'.