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Coming up we have a middleweight MMA rules bout between Yossi Avitan (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Eyeonly Fuckwell (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Fuckwell has chosen call to prayer as his entrance music. Both fighters look fresh as a daisy as they make their way towards the cage.
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World class MT
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the middleweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
23 - 5 - 0, fighting out of New York, Yossi Avitan!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
20 - 11 - 1, fighting out of London, Eyeonly Fuckwell!
The judges for this bout are Marco Blurström, Arvi Lind and Johanna Lukiainen.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Avitan moves out of range of the strikes.
Avitan missing with a left hand there. Fuckwell was out of range so wasted energy throwing that one.
Avitan takes a shot right to the liver - Bas would have been proud of that punch.
Fuckwell's corner calls for a 1-2. Fuckwell obliges with the 1 part as he scores the single shot and moves back out of range.
Avitan looks to have improved his striking defense since last time we saw him fight.
A jab from Fuckwell does it's job there.
Avitan lands a nice hook to Fuckwell's body. Fuckwell takes it in his stride and looks to land his own strikes.
Fuckwell is the aggressor but that punch slipped nicely by Avitan.
Fuckwell swings away with a body shot that misses
and Avitan counters with a one-two to the body.
Fuckwell misses with a wild body shot.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Nice body punch from Fuckwell.
Fuckwell keeping his hands up high there, blocking the jab from Avitan.
Avitan uses good footwork to get in and out and land a nice right hand before Fuckwell has time to react.
Avitan displays some good footwork, moving neatly out of range as Fuckwell throws out the jab.
Avitan throws a leg kick
and Fuckwell counters with a quick right hand to the jaw.
Fuckwell misses with a hook. Avitan ducked under it nicely.
Fuckwell staying out of range there.
Fuckwell throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Fuckwell lands a jab-cross combination.
Avitan ducks under a wild hook from Fuckwell.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Avitan is the aggressor but that punch slipped nicely by Fuckwell.
Fuckwell with a body punch. A glancing blow.
Avitan has his hands up protecting his head but a hook from Fuckwell finds it's way round the side to connect with Avitan's head.
Avitan cracks Fuckwell with a right hand to the side of the head.
A telegraphed right hand from Avitan misses the target.
A punch combination from Avitan misses.
Fuckwell throws a lazy right hand but Avitan sees it coming a mile off and sidesteps it easily.
Avitan doesn't react quick enough there as he takes a shot to the body.
A decent looking body kick lands there for Avitan.
Avitan throws a head kick but Fuckwell moves out of range.
Fuckwell staying out of range there.
Fuckwell misses with a body shot.
Fuckwell swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Avitan moves into range and connects with a jab.
Fuckwell swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Fuckwell does a little shimmy and throws a leg kick. The leg kick missed by a considerable margin though, making him look a little bit silly for doing the shimmy.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Avitan throws a looping overhand right but Fuckwell ducks down to avoid it.
Fuckwell connects with an inside leg kick.
Fuckwell motions for Avitan to come forward. Fuckwell throws a leg kick but it misses it's target.
Fuckwell cracks Avitan with a right hand to the side of the head.
Fuckwell ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Avitan moves away.
Fuckwell takes a big uppercut there. He seems a bit wobbly but no, he's OK.
It looks like Eyeonly Fuckwell has been cut.
Fuckwell scores with a reasonable looking shot to the body. Avitan doesn't seem bothered though.
Avitan defending well as Fuckwell loads up on a big left hand.
Fuckwell tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
Fuckwell thuds a left hand into Avitan's body.
Avitan fakes low and throws an overhand right that catches Fuckwell on the side of the head.
Avitan swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Avitan looks to land a body kick but Fuckwell moved away.
A decent looking cross lands there for Fuckwell.
Avitan ducks under an overhand right and circles away with a smile on his face.
Avitan moves into range and lands a nice leg kick.
Avitan throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
A lazy body kick from Avitan
enabling Fuckwell to counter with a crisp jab.
Fuckwell digs a good hook to Avitan's body.
A lazy left from Fuckwell finds it's target.
Fuckwell just misses with a punch to the body.
Jab by Fuckwell.
Fuckwell will need to close the distance a bit before he attacks - that leg kick was thrown from too far away.
We've been informed that Fuckwell has been working hard on his conditioning in the buildup to the fight.
Fuckwell stuns Avitan with a nice body shot, before stepping back out of range.
Fuckwell fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Avitan manages to avoid it.
Avitan throws a lazy right hand but Fuckwell sees it coming a mile off and sidesteps it easily.
Avitan checks a leg kick nicely.
Avitan misses with a leg kick
and Fuckwell cracks him with a counter punch right on the button.
Fuckwell connects with an inside leg kick.
Avitan scores with a nice body kick.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Fuckwell tries a head kick but it misses.
Fuckwell swings and misses with a shot to the body
and Avitan counters with a stiff right hand.
Fuckwell throws a leg kick but Avitan checks it.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Avitan takes a thudding leg kick, right into the meat of the thigh.
Avitan avoids the body shot from Fuckwell.
Avitan slips a straight right by Fuckwell.
Avitan has his front leg slapped to the side - a nice low kick landing there from Fuckwell.
Fuckwell misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Avitan.
Fuckwell takes a body kick right on the floating rib. Ouchie.
Fuckwell connects nicely with a jab. Noted by the judges no doubt.
A big left from Fuckwell misses.
Avitan pushing out the jab but it's not landing.
Avitan looks to score with a jab to the body but Fuckwell is just out of range.
Avitan throws a monster uppercut resembling something out of street fighter but it doesn't land.
Fuckwell throws a solid leg kick but Avitan takes the impact on his shin and smiles at Fuckwell.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Fuckwell throws a series of punches but Avitan avoids them all with ease.
Fuckwell throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Fuckwell throws a body punch but Avitan moves out of range.
Fuckwell scores with a sloppy right hand. Avitan should have avoided that one.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
A close round but Eyeonly Fuckwell will probably get the nod.
The cut man is working on Eyeonly Fuckwell's cut.
That's the end of the interval. I'm sure that seemed a lot quicker than a minute for our two fighters! Back to the action.
Fuckwell takes one to the side of the head.
Avitan checks a leg kick.
Eyeonly Fuckwell seems to be getting the better of the standup.
Avitan staying out of range there.
Fuckwell steps to the side to avoid the strikes from Avitan.
Fuckwell jabbing away but nothing is landing.
Nice body punch from Fuckwell.
Fuckwell defending well as Avitan loads up on a big left hand.
Fuckwell throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
A punch combination from Fuckwell misses.
Fuckwell misses the jab.
Fuckwell takes a jab on the nose. He smiles like he loves it and keeps coming.
Fuckwell uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Avitan.
Avitan throws out a loose jab but Fuckwell uses good head movement to avoid it.
A looping hook to the body misses from Fuckwell. Avitan does a little dance to reset his feet.
Fuckwell bobbing and weaving, closes the distance and lands a hook to the side of Avitan's head.
Fuckwell lands a leg kick that knocks Avitan off balance momentarily.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Avitan throws the left hand but Fuckwell avoids the punch easily.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Fuckwell lands a nice shot that snaps Avitan's head back.
A head kick misses from Fuckwell.
Fuckwell gets cracked with a nice right hand there by Avitan.
Avitan misses with a straight left.
Fuckwell tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Avitan was well out of range. Poor timing from Fuckwell.
Avitan keeping his hands up high there, blocking the jab from Fuckwell.
Fuckwell takes a shot to the body in his stride.
Avitan throws a big shot that misses.
Avitan throws a leg kick but Fuckwell sees it coming and checks it nicely.
Fuckwell tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Avitan was well out of range. Poor timing from Fuckwell.
Fuckwell uses good footwork to avoid the strikes from Avitan.
Avitan throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Avitan throws a monster uppercut resembling something out of street fighter but it doesn't land.
Avitan throws a leg kick but he was too far away and it doesn't land.
Fuckwell throws a hook but Avitan avoids it easily.
Fuckwell thows a body shot but no joy.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Fuckwell looks to score with a jab to the body but Avitan is just out of range.
Fuckwell jabs away that one connects to the head of his opponent.
Fuckwell misses with a hook. Avitan ducked under it nicely.
Fuckwell fakes a jab and then connects with a hook.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Avitan misses with a lunging right hand
and Fuckwell counters with a stiff right hand.
Fuckwell lands with a good body shot.
Fuckwell swings for the body but Avitan moves out of range.
Avitan takes a shot to the body in his stride.
Fuckwell thows a body shot but no joy.
Avitan avoids the body shot from Fuckwell.
Fuckwell tests Avitan's chin there with a solid looking shot.
Fuckwell thuds his right hand into Avitan's forehead from close range. That could be painful for both fighters.
Avitan throws out a loose jab but Fuckwell uses good head movement to avoid it.
Avitan staying out of range there.
Fuckwell checks a low kick from Avitan.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Fuckwell misses with a wild body shot.
A shot to the liver by Avitan. Beautiful body shot.
Fuckwell finds nothing but air with that leg kick attempt.
Fuckwell throws a nice looking combination but Avitan bobs and weaves to avoid any damage.
Fuckwell misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Avitan.
Avitan connects with a right hand. Fuckwell shakes it off.
Fuckwell connects with a nice looking jab.
Avitan looks to throw the jab but Fuckwell is out of range.
Avitan jabs Fuckwell right on the nose. Fuckwell blinks but takes it well.
Nice defenses there by Avitan.
Avitan throws the kick towards the body but Fuckwell avoids it.
Avitan blocks a head kick by Fuckwell.
Avitan misses with a straight right.
Avitan throws a solid leg kick but Fuckwell takes the impact on his shin and smiles at Avitan.
Fuckwell throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Fuckwell misses with a left hand
and Avitan counters with a good low kick that Fuckwell was not able to check.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Avitan scores with a jab. Fuckwell acknowledges it with a nod of the head.
Avitan keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Avitan fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Fuckwell manages to avoid it.
Fuckwell connects with an inside leg kick.
Fuckwell misses with a jab, cross combination.
Avitan looks to land a left hand but Fuckwell moved out of range nicely.
Fuckwell misses with a series of wild punches.
Eyeonly Fuckwell seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
A chopping leg kick lands by Fuckwell.
Fuckwell takes a jab right on the kisser.
A big right from Fuckwell misses.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Fuckwell just misses with a punch to the body.
Avitan looks to land a right hand but Fuckwell moved out of range.
Avitan fakes with the hands and throws a leg kick but Fuckwell is out of range.
Fuckwell stumbles momentarily as he takes a strong leg kick from Avitan.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
That was a close second round but I would say that Yossi Avitan will probably get the nod.
The cut man is working on Eyeonly Fuckwell's cut.
OK. That's time! The bell goes and we're back to the action. Ladies and gentlemen, this is the final round!
Fuckwell tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
Fuckwell loads up on a big right hand but Avitan slips the punch.
Fuckwell scores with a head kick. Avitan tried to block it but didn't get his arm up in time.
Avitan tries to move into range but Fuckwell moves to the side and lands with a nice right hand.
Fuckwell moves out of range of the body kick from Avitan.
Fuckwell takes a solid shot to the body. That one hurt him but he's trying not to show it.
Avitan throws an overhand right that lands on Fuckwell's shoulder, as Fuckwell tries to avoid the shot.
Avitan connects with a crisp jab.
A jab from Fuckwell does it's job there.
Fuckwell looks to land a left hand but Avitan moved out of range nicely.
Fuckwell ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Avitan moves away.
Fuckwell blocks a jab.
Fuckwell misses with a head kick.
A big left from Avitan misses.
Avitan checks a leg kick.
Fuckwell on the wrong end of a nice low kick. He's acting like it's no big deal but he doesn't want to take many more of those.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Avitan scores with a jab to the jaw of his opponent.
Fuckwell pushing out the jab but it's not landing.
Avitan blocks a low kick nicely.
Fuckwell finds nothing but air with that leg kick attempt.
A telegraphed right hand from Fuckwell misses the target.
Fuckwell misses the shot to the body.
Avitan throws a low kick, looking for Fuckwell's leg but Fuckwell calmly moves out of range.
Fuckwell fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Avitan manages to avoid it.
Avitan throws a jab when Fuckwell was well out of range.
Avitan slips a jab and a cross from Fuckwell.
Fuckwell misses with a hook
and Avitan finishes the little exchange by landing a big kick to the body.
Fuckwell takes a big intake of breath there - he's definitely tired.
Avitan bobs and weaves well there to avoid the strikes.
Fuckwell swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Fuckwell jabbing away but nothing is landing.
Fuckwell looks to score with a jab to the body but Avitan is just out of range.
Avitan is looking to slow Fuckwell down with leg kicks.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Fuckwell lands with a nice combination. Avitan backs away looking to recover.
Avitan tries to land a front kick but Fuckwell steps back. That was a bit too telegraphed.
Avitan looks like he's developed a pretty tasty lump over his left eye. He'll need to avoid taking much more damage to that.
Avitan connects with an inside leg kick.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Avitan paws at his opponent with the jab and then lunges in with a straight, right on the button.
Fuckwell misses with a hook
and Avitan counters with a straight right hand.
Fuckwell is rocked!
Avitan lets loose with a powerful body kick. Fuckwell will feel that in the morning.
Avitan misses with an uppercut. Fuckwell saw that one coming.
That kick from Avitan tenderised Fuckwell's leg. Fuckwell is trying to keep his angry face on.
Fuckwell checks the leg kick nicely there.
Avitan moves out of range as Fuckwell strikes.
Avitan throws a monster uppercut resembling something out of street fighter but it doesn't land.
Avitan cracks the inside of Fuckwell's front leg.
Avitan fakes and then throws a beautiful body shot. Fuckwell looks a bit winded and takes a step backwards to take a breath.
Avitan jabs away that one connects to the head of his opponent.
Fuckwell is still on wobbly legs! Can Avitan finish him?
Fuckwell walks into a picture perfect straight right hand from Avitan! He's gone down face first to the canvas, unconscious before he even hit the floor! Ohhhh. My. Goodness! That boys and girls was a beautiful knockout! Give that man a biscuit!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 3:59 of round 3, we have a winner by way of KO (Punch). Yossi Avitan!
Yossi Avitan decided to thank the fans in attendance for making a great atmosphere. It seemed to go down pretty well.
Eyeonly Fuckwell was interviewed post fight and said 'It's at times like this, one must reach deeply into his soul,challenge his heart, feel new courage, endure the fuck pain and say 'FUCK ISLAM AND MOHAMMED WAS A PEDOPHILE''.
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