PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a light heavyweight MMA rules bout between BitchFace PoopyPants (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Gevorg Petrosyan (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). PoopyPants comes to the cage accompanied by Deathly Quiet. Petrosyan is bouncing up and down as he enters the arena, backed by No Turning Back - Stand and Fight. This should be a great matchup!

PoopyPants
vs
Petrosyan

197 cm
28
222 lbs
17 - 8 - 0

185 cm
27
216 lbs
11 - 11 - 1

Good wrestling
Great elbows
Insanely flexible

Good wrestler
Excellent MT
Good gas tank

Milwaukee's Best Nutrition

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the light heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 17 - 8 - 0, fighting out of London, BitchFace PoopyPants!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 11 - 11 - 1, fighting out of London, Gevorg Petrosyan!
The judges for this bout are William Gold, Daniel Bishop and Donald Grub.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
PoopyPants ducks right into an uppercut from Petrosyan.
Petrosyan throws a monster uppercut resembling something out of street fighter but it doesn't land.

The fight moves into the clinch position.
PoopyPants lands a body punch.
PoopyPants lands a nice elbow.
Petrosyan swings away with an uppercut that misses.
PoopyPants is looking for a takedown up against the cage. Petrosyan gets underhooks though and prevents the takedown attempt.
Petrosyan trying to control the position but instead, PoopyPants has worked for underhooks and has pushed Petrosyan into the cage.
PoopyPants blocking some punches.

PoopyPants gets control of Petrosyan's arms and successfully pulls guard. PoopyPants will no doubt be looking for submissions off his back.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!

Petrosyan is trying to work a guillotine from the top, or something like that? Don't know how he thinks he's going to get a finish from there.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
PoopyPants managing to control the position.

PoopyPants has his feet on Petrosyan's thighs here. He's pushed Petrosyan off and worked for a very quick armbar from the bottom! He's flipped onto his stomach and he's cranking hard on the arm! Petrosyan screams in pain and taps out! This one is all over!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:59 of round 1, we have a winner by way of Submission (Armbar). BitchFace PoopyPants!
After winning the bout, BitchFace PoopyPants thanked all his fans and promised he'd do even better in his next fight. The crowd seemed to love his humility.