PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a super heavyweight MMA rules bout between Kostas Lamar (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Move Bitch (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Lamar's ring entrance music is that housewives' favourite, Delirious (Outta My Mind) by Deliri0us. Both fighters look fresh as a daisy as they make their way towards the cage.

Lamar
vs
Bitch

195 cm
25
287 lbs
1 - 0 - 0

225 cm
18
300 lbs
0 - 0 - 0

BJJ Blue Belt
Brawler
Cuts easily

BJJ White Belt
Good kicks
Heavy handed

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the super heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 1 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Los Angeles, Kostas Lamar!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 0 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Los Angeles, Move Bitch!
The judges for this bout are Frank Antenori, Jack Bonds and .

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Lamar throws a looping left and ducks down for a takedown. He's got his arms around Bitch's waist but Bitch gets an underhook and avoids the takedown by throwing Lamar off to one side.
Bitch swats away the attempt to clinch by Lamar.

Lamar shoots in from a long way out. He's driving through with the takedown attempt and he eventually gets it, landing in Bitch's guard.
It looks like the ref is thinking about a standup.
Bitch wants to stand up but Lamar is controlling him.

Lamar drops back looking for a submission - "I'm sorry sir, but I'm gunna break your leg" says Lamar as he cranks on the unfortunate limb! Bitch screams and taps out before any major damage is done! Don't mess with Lamar! Nice submission victory there!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:35 of round 1, we have a winner by way of Submission (Kneebar). Kostas Lamar!
Kostas Lamar decided to go for the less than humble approach in his post fight interview, telling everyone how he is going to conquer the world. The crowd seemed to like it when really that sort of approach could have gone either way.