PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a welterweight MMA rules bout between Eyelove Fucked up (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Courtney King (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Fucked up comes to the cage accompanied by call to prayer. I don't know about you partner, but I'm pumped for this one!

Fucked up
vs
King

178 cm
31
182 lbs
9 - 17 - 1

184 cm
28
185 lbs
6 - 3 - 0

BJJ Purple Belt
Excellent boxer
Experienced

BJJ Blue Belt
Excellent boxer
Heavy handed

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the welterweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 9 - 17 - 1, fighting out of London, Eyelove Fucked up!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 6 - 3 - 0, fighting out of London, Courtney King!
The judges for this bout are Richard Clark, James Glass and James Atkins.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Fucked up jabs King right on the nose. King blinks but takes it well.
King misses with a wild body shot.
Wow, both these guys are really going for it!
King misses with a wild combination.
King thuds his right hand into Fucked up's forehead from close range. That could be painful for both fighters.
King misses with a hook. Fucked up ducked under it nicely.
Fucked up jabs King right on the nose. King blinks but takes it well.
King swings away but doesn't land with a series of punches.
Fucked up misses with a double jab.
Courtney King seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Fucked up uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by King.
Fucked up tries to bum rush King with a series of wild strikes but King uses good footwork to avoid the assault.

Fucked up gets to the clinch - let's see what his plan is here.
Fucked up tries to land a knee to the head but misses.
King wants to break the clinch but can't.
King wants to strike at distance but he can't break free of the clinch.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Fucked up keeps control of King as he tries to wriggle out of the double underhooks.

Fucked up wants the takedown. King is fighting it off but Fucked up persists and manages to bring the fight to the ground, ending up in King's guard against the cage.
Fucked up stops King from standing up.
Fucked up is frustrating his opponent with some stalling tactics from top position.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.

That's one minute gone in the round.
King is looking to get back to his feet but can't, whilst Fucked up is controlling him.
Fucked up sitting in guard here, content to control.

Eyelove Fucked up has forced the referee to step in and bring the fight back to the feet.
King throws a combination but comes up with nothing but fresh air.
King misses the jab.

Fucked up fakes with an overhand right and moves in to clinch with King, pushing him back against the cage.

Fucked up has clasped his hands together around King's back... aaand, he's got a takedown into side control. Nicely done.
King prevents Fucked up from moving into mount.
King is working hard to escape and get back to his feet. After a battle for position, Fucked up asserts his dominance and retains side control.
King seems a little lost for a moment, as Fucked up dominates the positioning.
King wants to get back to his feet but Fucked up drags him back down.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
King wants to get back to his feet but Fucked up is dominant here and he's now got King's back!
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Fucked up slows the pace down here. Having a little breather whilst he's in a dominant position, looking to rest and regain some energy, ready to go for the finish.
King is trying to get back to his feet but Fucked up has full control of the position and if anything, King has just worked his way into a worse spot.

King preventing the rear naked choke attempt from Fucked up.
A bit of a pause in the action here. Fucked up controlling the positon.
King looking to stop the rear naked choke attempt by controlling the hands.
Fucked up controlling from the back.
King has the hand control, trying to stop the rear naked choke.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Fucked up trying to secure his dominant position for a moment - making sure King doesn't escape.
King is trying to stand back up.
Fucked up just keeping the dominant position. He can't wait too long though, otherwise the referee will stand them back up.

Fucked up is working for the choke. He's slipped one arm under the chin. King has to defend the other arm for all he's worth... but Fucked up has managed to get that arm free too and he's tightening the choke! King taps out and looks absolutely disgusted with himself. Fucked up doesn't care though - he's delighted!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 4:57 of round 1, we have a winner by way of Submission (RNC). Eyelove Fucked up!
Post fight, Eyelove Fucked up stared into the camera and said 'Whenever, in their anguish, they try to escape from Hell, back they shall be dragged, and will be told: "Taste the torment of the Conflagration!" Quran 22:19-2'.