PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Steve Austin (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Bart Simpson (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Austin has a slight injury, which hopefully won't affect the fight too much. Bart Simpson is the more experienced fighter, so let's see if that makes a difference tonight.

Austin
vs
Simpson

190 cm
25
252 lbs
2 - 0 - 0

183 cm
25
275 lbs
2 - 1 - 0

Decent wrestler
Brawler
Very strong

Decent wrestler
Counter fighter
Heavy handed

Bushido Fuku

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, for the heavyweight championship of the world!
Introducing the champion to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 2 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Steve Austin!
And introducing the challenger to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 2 - 1 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Bart Simpson!
The judges for this bout are George Francis, Cecil Peabody and Frank Dennis.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Austin takes a big uppercut there. He seems a bit wobbly but no, he's OK.
Austin moves to clinch but Simpson breaks away

and Simpson lands a stunning uppercut that sends Austin to the mat!

Austin is rocked!
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Simpson slows the pace down in half guard.
Oh Austin is still in real trouble! Will he be able to recover?!!
Simpson takes advantage of the dominant position to land a couple of big hammer fists.
Austin trying to control but Simpson postures up.
Simpson not throwing his punches with enough precision this time.
Simpson missing with the ground and pound from half guard.
Both fighters really going for it on the ground here!
Austin blocking the ground and pound attempt from Simpson.
Simpson missing with some ground and pound from the half guard.
Simpson throwing shots but Austin is blocking nicely.
Simpson lands a big elbow from half guard. That looks like it's hurt Austin quite badly. Austin pulls Simpson in close trying to recover. Simpson postures up and lands two really hard shots that put Austin on queer street! The ref takes a look and decides to call an end to the fight! Possibly an early stoppage but Austin doesn't seem to be complaining too much.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:45 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Bart Simpson!
Bart Simpson is the new heavyweight champion!
Bart Simpson very nearly forgot to thank Nippon Outfitters amongst all the excitement of his win but just as the interview came to a close, he screamed their name. Hopefully he'll get a few nice freebies in the mail as a thank you.