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Coming up we have a light heavyweight MMA rules bout between Quentin Costa (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and BitchFace PoopyPants (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). PoopyPants has chosen Deathly Quiet as his entrance music. Both fighters look fresh as a daisy as they make their way towards the cage.
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215 lbs
16 - 7 - 0 |
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222 lbs
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Good wrestling
Excellent boxer
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the light heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
16 - 7 - 0, fighting out of St Petersburg, Quentin Costa!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
15 - 8 - 0, fighting out of London, BitchFace PoopyPants!
The judges for this bout are Nard Betker, Patrick Alders and Paulsen Ambrosius.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Costa throws a poor cross that misses
and PoopyPants connects with a straight left hand counter down the middle.
PoopyPants needs to keep his hands up - Costa had a free shot at his head there.
PoopyPants uses good footwork to get in and out, landing a nice hook.
We can't be sure of the tactics at this early stage but we have heard that PoopyPants has been working on his takedowns a lot in the buildup to the fight and we can only assume he's going to look to take this to the mat.
Costa moves his head to the side to avoid a jab but walks straight into a cross.
PoopyPants closes this distance looking for a takedown but Costa circles away.
PoopyPants pushing out the jab but it's not landing.
PoopyPants connects with a lovely jab that went straight through the gap between Costa's hands.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Costa takes a body punch that cleary hurt but he's trying not to show any weakness.
Costa throws a big shot that misses.
PoopyPants fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Costa manages to avoid it.
PoopyPants slips a straight right by Costa.
PoopyPants is using his reach advantage to land shots from outside his opponent's range.
Costa falls off balance throwing a combination
and PoopyPants counters with a lovely straight right hand!
PoopyPants gets a clinch.
Costa blocks an elbow strike from PoopyPants.
That's one minute gone in the round.
With the fighters up against the cage, PoopyPants throws an elbow but misses.
PoopyPants pushes off and circles away, back to the middle of the mat.
Costa shoots in for a takedown but PoopyPants shows good takedown defense there and keeps this one on the feet.
PoopyPants has used his reach advantage pretty well so far tonight.
Costa blocks a jab.
Costa misses with a body shot.
PoopyPants slips a straight right by Costa.
PoopyPants moves in looking to clinch but Costa pushes him off.
PoopyPants throws a hook to the side of Costa's head but Costa sees it coming and ducks under it beautifully.
Costa looks to land a left hand but PoopyPants moved out of range nicely.
A swing and a miss from Costa.
PoopyPants throws a hook but Costa blocks it.
Some wild striking there from Costa.
Costa ducks under a wild hook from PoopyPants.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Costa keeping his hands up high there, blocking the jab from PoopyPants.
PoopyPants clinches.
PoopyPants pushes off and fires off an elbow that misses, before clinching up again, against the cage.
PoopyPants pushes off and fires off an elbow that misses, before clinching up again, against the cage.
PoopyPants prevents the takedown attempt.
PoopyPants tries a body shot but Costa blocks it.
PoopyPants breaks from the clinch.
PoopyPants misses with a looping left.
PoopyPants closes the distance and clinches up, looking for a takedown. He shifts his weight and gets a nice trip into half guard.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
If this pace continues, the referee will definitely step in and force a standup.
PoopyPants wants to stand up but Costa is controlling the position.
PoopyPants is looking for a kimura. It's going to be difficult to finish that from half guard though and Costa defends it well.
PoopyPants is looking for a kimura but Costa is holding onto that half guard position, so it's hard for PoopyPants to get the leverage.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
PoopyPants tries to pass the half guard into mount. Costa knows what he's doing though and prevents the attempt.
Costa looking to work for a kimura from the bottom.
Costa actively working from the bottom here.
PoopyPants wants to take a breather but Costa is having none of it.
PoopyPants is trying a forearm choke… I don't think that's going to do much at this level of the game.
PoopyPants seems to be working for a kimura but Costa defends the submission attempt.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Costa tries to get to full guard but PoopyPants has control of the leg.
Costa is working hard here to advance position.
Costa looking for submissions off his back.
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.
Costa is refusing to be controlled, as PoopyPants sits in half guard.
Costa looking to work for a kimura from the bottom.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
BitchFace PoopyPants dominated that round.
The referee calls time. The cornermen exit stage left and we're back to business.
Costa misses with an uppercut
and PoopyPants makes him pay by landing a nice hook to the body before moving out of range.
PoopyPants keeping his hands up high there, blocking the jab from Costa.
PoopyPants misses with a wild body shot.
Costa scores with a jab to the jaw of his opponent.
Good shot there by Costa.
PoopyPants lands with a straight right. Costa didn't see that one coming.
Costa avoids the body shot from PoopyPants.
PoopyPants steps to the side to avoid the strikes from Costa.
Horrible takedown by Costa or perhaps it was just good defense by PoopyPants which made him look bad.
Costa lands with a shot to the body.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Costa takes a swing at PoopyPants's ribcage but misses.
PoopyPants thows a body shot but no joy.
Costa throws a sloppy body shot
letting PoopyPants counter with a right hand.
That's one minute gone in the round.
A looping hook to the body misses from Costa. PoopyPants does a little dance to reset his feet.
Costa shoots in looking for a double leg takedown. PoopyPants defends it nicely.
PoopyPants closes the distance and presses his opponent up against the cage.
Costa wants to take the fight to the mat but PoopyPants manages to get underhooks and keep the fight in the clinch.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Quentin Costa. That's going to take a lot out of him.
PoopyPants manages to break the clinch.
Costa looks for a takedown here. Will he get it? PoopyPants is fending him off so far but Costa persists. Nope, PoopyPants circles away and we're back to standing.
PoopyPants showing good head movement there, avoiding the strikes from Costa.
PoopyPants cracks Costa with a nice right hand that draws applause from the crowd.
Costa lands a jab-cross combination.
PoopyPants drops his hands momentarily and Costa takes advantage with a crisp shot to the head.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Costa misses with a takedown attempt - PoopyPants sprawls well and throws a nice strike on the way out which just misses.
The fight moves into the clinch position.
PoopyPants can't find room to land a body shot as Costa controls the action.
PoopyPants manages to break the clinch.
Costa throws a good cross that connects.
Costa has a takedown stuffed.
PoopyPants ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Costa moves away.
A big right from Costa misses.
Costa ducks under an overhand right and circles away with a smile on his face.
PoopyPants throws a right and a left that both miss.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
PoopyPants throws a nice looking combination but Costa bobs and weaves to avoid any damage.
Costa swings wildly with a couple of big hooks
and PoopyPants counters by clinching up.
PoopyPants breaks the clinch.
PoopyPants has closed the distance and engaged Costa in a clinch.
Costa prevents a body shot from PoopyPants.
PoopyPants breaks the clinch and we return to the middle of the mat.
PoopyPants tries to clinch but is not successful on this occasion.
BitchFace PoopyPants seems to be getting the better of the standup.
PoopyPants dips down and scores with a jab to the body.
PoopyPants tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Costa was well out of range. Poor timing from PoopyPants.
PoopyPants slips a jab from Costa.
PoopyPants throws a body punch but Costa moves out of range.
Costa shoots in for a takedown. He's persisting with it as PoopyPants sprawls well. PoopyPants wins this battle and keeps the fight standing. Costa gets slowly back to his feet.
Costa avoids the body shot from PoopyPants.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Jab by PoopyPants.
PoopyPants looks for a takedown here. Will he get it? Costa is fending him off so far but PoopyPants persists. Nope, Costa circles away and we're back to standing.
Costa jabs at PoopyPants's body.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Boom, another hit is landed. "You're gunna get knocked out" taunts Costa, as that shot connected.
PoopyPants tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Costa was well out of range. Poor timing from PoopyPants.
PoopyPants scores with a body shot.
Costa misses with a series of wild punches.
PoopyPants feints a straight left to the body, then turns around with a flashy move and hits Costas jaw with a dramatic spinning back fist!
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Costa takes a shot right to the bread basket.
Costa walks straight into an uppercut. Luckily it didn't land flush.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
BitchFace PoopyPants showed his class in that round. I'd imagine he'll take it on all the scorecards.
OK. That's time! The bell goes and we're back to the action. This is the final round!
PoopyPants connects with a body shot that sends Costa's belly button to the back.
PoopyPants tries to close the distance and clinch up against the cage but Costa paws at him with a jab and circles away.
PoopyPants misses with a right hand
and Costa counters with a lovely shot to the body.
Costa closes the distance and looks for a trip takedown... aaaand he's got it - Costa lands in his opponent's guard.
PoopyPants is looking for a triangle but Costa pushes his legs off easily.
PoopyPants looking for submissions off his back, moving his hips, looking for an opening.
Costa connects with a couple of short punches.
Costa is pushing down on PoopyPants's leg trying to pass to half guard. PoopyPants is fighting to maintain full guard but Costa has managed to sneak the leg through.
PoopyPants has no desire to be mounted, so is trying to control. Costa is working away from the top position though.
PoopyPants is looking to sinch up a guillotine here but Costa pulls his head out easily.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
PoopyPants tries to roll over but Costa keeps him under control.
That's one minute gone in the round.
PoopyPants trying to hold on to Costa's head to control him but Costa postures up.
PoopyPants actively working from the bottom here.
PoopyPants takes a big intake of breath there - he's definitely tired.
Costa is looking to advance position but PoopyPants won't allow it.
PoopyPants is looking to regain full guard. Not this time though.
Costa wants to control but PoopyPants is keeping him busy.
We've been hearing good reports from Costa's training camp. Apparently he has been rolling around with some good quality BJJ practitioners and has been sharpening his skills. Let's see if that has an impact on the fight today.
Costa sitting and controlling from the half guard.
Costa is working for a kimura but PoopyPants is defending it quite comfortably.
PoopyPants punching from the bottom.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Costa wants to lay and pray for a moment but PoopyPants keeps working.
PoopyPants is trying to get back to full guard.
PoopyPants is looking to sinch up a guillotine here but Costa pulls his head out easily.
Neither fighter is being very active at the moment, with Costa in particular looking to stall.
The referee walks around the fighters to get a better view of the action. Costa lands a nice short elbow.
PoopyPants trying to control but Costa postures up.
Costa is looking for a kimura but he's never going to get it from there.
Costa thumps the canvas. Not on purpose obviously - he just missed PoopyPants's head.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Ground and pound from Costa.
PoopyPants wants to get back to full guard.
Quentin Costa overall seems to be getting the better of the ground position in the fight so far.
PoopyPants actively working from the bottom here.
PoopyPants looking for submissions from an awkward position here.
PoopyPants won't allow Costa to pass to mount.
Both fighters really going for it on the ground here!
PoopyPants is looking to improve his position.
PoopyPants moves into full guard.
PoopyPants working a defensive guard here.
Hammerfist, elbow! yells Costa's corner. There ya go! There ya go!
BitchFace PoopyPants is fighting for a decision - hopefully he's judged it right and he's actually winning the fight.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
PoopyPants looking to sweep here. No luck so far.
PoopyPants looking for a guillotine here but Costa defends easily.
PoopyPants working a defensive guard here.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Costa got a little sloppy there for a moment and PoopyPants has worked his way into a loose triangle - can he finish it?! No, Costa has managed to get both his arms back between PoopyPants's legs - danger averted.
PoopyPants avoiding any damage from the ground and pound.
PoopyPants keeping moving, preventing Costa from controlling successfully.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.
Quentin Costa has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!
If this pace continues, the referee will definitely step in and force a standup.
Costa with a flurry of punches that miss.
And that's the end of the fight!
Quentin Costa showed his dominance in that final round.
I think PoopyPants has won this one but let's see whether the judges agree with me. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.
Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Nard Betker scores the fight 28:29
Judge Patrick Alders scores the fight 28:29
Judge Paulsen Ambrosius scores the fight 28:29
In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... BitchFace PoopyPants!
After winning the bout, BitchFace PoopyPants thanked all his fans and promised he'd do even better in his next fight. The crowd seemed to love his humility.
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