PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Gunnar Jensen (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Adelbert Gainsborough (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Jensen comes to the cage accompanied by Devour . Gainsborough has chosen Dope - Debonaire as his entrance music, which hasn't gone down very well with the crowd. Fingers crossed for an exciting fight - I'm sure both fighters are looking for a nice under the table bonus!

Jensen
vs
Gainsborough

196 cm
33
232 lbs
16 - 8 - 1

199 cm
24
270 lbs
3 - 3 - 0

Good wrestling
Excellent boxer
Insanely flexible

Good wrestler
Excellent MT
Good gas tank

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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 16 - 8 - 1, fighting out of Sydney, Gunnar Jensen!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 3 - 3 - 0, fighting out of Montreal, Adelbert Gainsborough!
The judges for this bout are Ron Honeybunn, Steve Erwin and Damien Edna.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Gainsborough looks shocked there as he takes a right hand to the temple.

Jensen tries to keep at a distance but Gainsborough has taken the fight into the clinch.
Gainsborough goes for a body shot but it's blocked.
Gainsborough softening up his opponent with strikes, against the cage.
A quick uppercut on the inside from Jensen.
Gainsborough pushes Jensen back against the cage and unloads with a body punch.
I was talking to Jensen's coach per-fight and he was telling me that they'd been working on the clinch in the runup to this fight.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Jensen makes some space for himself and lands an uppercut.
Gainsborough lands a left hand.
Jensen taking a breather.
Gainsborough scores with a hook to the body.
Jensen throws a punch but it's blocked by Gainsborough.
Jensen blocks a body shot from Gainsborough.
Gainsborough slowing the pace effectively.
Jensen digs a right hand underneath Gainsborough's ribcage. Gainsborough let out a lung full of air as it connected.
Gainsborough tried to land a shot to the body but connects with Jensen's elbow.
Jensen tries for a takedown. No joy.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Jensen.
Jensen looking to stall.
Gainsborough misses with a hook from the clinch.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Gainsborough lands a nice uppercut.
Jensen tries for a takedown. No joy.
A nice left hand lands by Gainsborough.
Gainsborough fails to pull guard.
Jensen blocks a body shot from Gainsborough.
Gainsborough tries to land a shot to the body but it's blocked.
Gainsborough tries to land a shot to the body but it's blocked.
Jensen lands a hook to the side of the head.
Gainsborough trying to control the position but instead, Jensen has worked for underhooks and has pushed Gainsborough into the cage.
Jensen tries for a takedown but Gainsborough manages to get underhooks.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Gunnar Jensen. That's going to take a lot out of him.
Jensen swings away with an uppercut that misses.
Gainsborough tries to land a shot to the body but it's blocked.
Jensen wants to push off and get back to the center of the mat but Gainsborough has him pressed against the cage.
Gainsborough works for underhooks and lands a body shot in the process.
Jensen is breathing heavily.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Gainsborough lands a hook that snaps the head of Jensen backwards.
Jensen tries to score a body lock takedown but Gainsborough shows good agility there to stay on his feet.
Gainsborough lands a body punch in the clinch.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Some stalling of biblical proportions here from Gainsborough.
Gainsborough lands with a light punch inside.
Jensen takes a shot to the head.
Gainsborough has Jensen pressed against the cage, preventing Jensen from circling away and getting back to striking at range.
A head punch on the inside from Jensen fails to land.
A head punch on the inside from Jensen fails to land.
Jensen blocking some punches.
Gainsborough throws a hook to the body. More of an arm punch but it's all scoring with the judges.
Jensen wants to stall.
Gainsborough is trying to maintain a safe position but Jensen gets an underhook and turns Gainsborough into the cage.
Gainsborough working some nice short punches in the clinch.
Gainsborough stays in close to his opponent and throws a right hand to the body.
Gainsborough working on landing some head shots here - that one got through nicely.
Gainsborough lands with a short head shot on the inside.
Jensen's head jolts backwards as he takes an uppercut right on the button!
A shot in the inside from Gainsborough.
Gainsborough is leaning against Jensen and scores with a nice uppercut to the body.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
A quick uppercut on the inside from Gainsborough.
Gainsborough struggles to land a body shot inside as Jensen controls his hands.
Gainsborough blocks a punch to the side of the head.
Jensen misses with a hook to the ribs.

Jensen is working on a single leg takedown against the cage. Gainsborough can't fight it off and eventually Jensen manages to take the fight to the floor. Gainsborough looks annoyed but at least he's managed to land in guard.
It looks like the ref is thinking about a standup.
Gainsborough managing to control the position.

That's four minutes gone in the round.

The ref stands the fighters back up, due to lack of action by Adelbert Gainsborough.
Gainsborough tries to clinch up.
Gainsborough wants to clinch.
Gainsborough misses the jab.
Jensen shoots for a double leg takedown but Gainsborough sprawls well. He's pushed Jensen's face into the mat and manages to get back to his feet relatively easily.
Jensen ducks under a wild hook from Gainsborough.
Adelbert Gainsborough is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Gainsborough throws a sloppy head kick and Jensen moves out of range easily.
Jensen will need to tighten up his combinations if he doesn't want to gas himself out, swinging at thin air.
Gainsborough connects with a crisp jab.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Adelbert Gainsborough dominated that round.
That's the end of the interval. I'm sure that seemed a lot quicker than a minute for our two fighters! Back to the action.

Gainsborough tests Jensen's chin there with a solid looking shot.
Gainsborough takes a swing at Jensen's ribcage but misses.
Gainsborough gets cracked there but stands up to it.
Jensen throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Jensen moves out of range as Gainsborough throws a body kick.
Jensen uses decent footwork to sidestep a right hand from Gainsborough.
Gainsborough is looking to take this fight into the clinch.
Gainsborough scores with a jab to the body.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Jensen fails to land the takedown.
Gainsborough lands a right hook to the body.
Gainsborough fakes a head punch and goes low to the body. Nicely done.

Gainsborough moves into range and clinches up with Jensen.
A bit of stalling here from Gainsborough.
Both fighters are absolutely exhausted here.
Gainsborough doesn't land with the attempted body shot.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Jensen swings away with an uppercut that misses.
Gainsborough goes for a body shot but it's blocked.
Gainsborough creates a bit of distance and throws an elbow that only just misses.
Jensen lands with a good tight uppercut to the head.
Gainsborough throws a blind hook that connects with the side of Jensens head.
Gainsborough looking to stall.
Gainsborough throws a hook to the body. More of an arm punch but it's all scoring with the judges.
Jensen lands a short shot on the inside that snaps the head of Gainsborough backwards.
Gainsborough swings away with an uppercut that misses.
Gainsborough misses with a punch to the body.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Jensen lands a body punch - he's looking to wear down Gainsborough.
Gainsborough is leaning against Jensen and scores with a nice uppercut to the body.
A head punch on the inside from Gainsborough fails to land.
A short right hand to the side of the head by Gainsborough.
Gainsborough lands a body shot.
An uppercut to the body lands inside from Gainsborough.
Gainsborough struggles to land a body shot inside as Jensen controls his hands.
Gainsborough has been the more effective fighter overall so far.
Gainsborough tries to land a shot to the body but it's blocked.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
A left hand lands to the body for Gainsborough.
A body shot lands from Gainsborough.
Still in the clinch, Gainsborough scores with a nice short uppercut.
Gainsborough tries to land a shot to the body but it's blocked.
Gainsborough lands with a short head shot on the inside.

Gainsborough breaks the clinch.
Gainsborough is looking to clinch but Jensen is avoiding it.
Gainsborough throws a push kick but Jensen slaps the foot to one side.
Jensen pulls out of a head kick attempt.
Nice defenses there by Jensen.
Adelbert Gainsborough seems to be getting the better of the standup.
Gainsborough lands a head shot.
Jensen tries to bum rush Gainsborough with a series of wild strikes but Gainsborough uses good footwork to avoid the assault.
Gainsborough with a body punch. A glancing blow.

Gainsborough rushes Jensen and presses him up against the cage.
Gainsborough is trying to maintain a safe position but Jensen gets an underhook and turns Gainsborough into the cage.
Jensen throws a punch but it's blocked by Gainsborough.
Gainsborough is defending well against a takedown attempt.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
A right handed body shot lands from Gainsborough.
Gainsborough content to slow the pace in the clinch.
A nice left hand lands by Gainsborough.
Gainsborough lands with a short head shot on the inside.
Gainsborough misses with a body punch.
Jensen misses with a punch on the inside.
Gainsborough lands a hook to the side of the head.
The pace really dropping off here, momentarily.
Gainsborough lands with a short head shot on the inside.
Gainsborough digs a right hand into Jensen's ribs. Those have got to be taking their toll on Jensen's gas tank.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Jensen working aggressively here.
Jensen swings away with an uppercut that misses.
Gainsborough misses with a punch to the body.
Gainsborough slows down the pace here.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Gainsborough continues to stall. The referee tells him to work or he's going to break them up.
Gainsborough swings away with an uppercut that misses.
Jensen goes for a takedown in the clinch but Gainsborough prevents it.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Gunnar Jensen. That's going to take a lot out of him.
Jensen looks like he'd prefer to be striking at range right now.
A right hand to the body from Jensen.
Gainsborough tries for a takedown but Jensen manages to get underhooks.
Adelbert Gainsborough seems to be working more effectively in the clinch in the fight so far.
Jensen has dropped down and is looking to force the takedown but it's defended by Gainsborough after a bit of a struggle.
Jensen's head jolts backwards as he takes an uppercut right on the button!
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Jensen takes a shot to the head.
A short left from Gainsborough.
Gainsborough stalling against the cage.
Gainsborough pushes Jensen back against the cage and lands a hook to the side of the head.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Adelbert Gainsborough showed his class in that round. I'd imagine he'll take it on all the scorecards.
That's time! Jensen's corner gives him a slap on the ass as he gets ready to fight. Ladies and gentlemen, this is the final round!

A looping hook to the body misses from Jensen. Gainsborough does a little dance to reset his feet.
No joy there for Jensen, who threw a few shots but didn't land.
Nice jab there from Gainsborough.
Gainsborough is pinned up against the cage taking some big shots here. The referee is looking closely deciding whether he should stop the fight.
Gainsborough misses the shot to the body.
Some wild striking there from Jensen.

Gainsborough closes the distance and pushes Jensen back into the cage.
Gainsborough can't find room to land a body shot as Jensen controls the action.
Jensen wants to strike at distance but he can't break free of the clinch.
Jensen's head jolts backwards as he takes an uppercut right on the button!
Gainsborough lands a short shot on the inside that snaps the head of Jensen backwards.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Jensen is working for takedown but Gainsborough is calmly controlling the position for now.
Come on Gainsborough - let's have some action - none of this stalling nonsense.
A short body shot lands from Gainsborough as the two fighters clinch.
Both fighters are breathing heavily.
A body shot lands from Gainsborough.
Gainsborough slows down the pace here.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Gainsborough works on Jensen's body with a couple of short punches.
Gainsborough scores with a shot to the side of Jensen's head.
Jensen blocks a body shot from Gainsborough.
Gainsborough lands a right uppercut that snaps the head of Jensen backwards.
Gainsborough lands with a short shot to the head.
The pace really dropping off here, momentarily.
A short right from Gainsborough.
This has been an exciting period of action!

Gainsborough drops Jensen onto one knee with a big uppercut from the clinch! Jensen is propped up by the cage and works his way back to his feet!

Jensen is rocked!
Gainsborough gets through Jensen's defenses to land a nice punch to the side of the head.
Oh Jensen is still all over the place! His legs are completely gone! Will he be able to recover?!!
Jensen blocks a body shot from Gainsborough.
Jensen drops down looking for an ankle pick but Gainsborough pulls his leg out and moves away.
A head kick misses from Gainsborough.
Gunnar Jensen has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!
Jensen seems to have got his legs back now.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Gainsborough wants to clinch up but Jensen keeps it at a distance.

Gainsborough cracks Jensen with a big right hand that sends him crashing to the floor. Gainsborough has the opportunity to follow him to the ground but instead he's beckoning Jensen to stand back up!
Gainsborough fires a straight punch through the middle that cracks Jensen square on the jaw! Damn, Jensen is out cold on his feet and topples face first to the canvas! Wow, I haven't seen a knockout that brutal in a long time!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:18 of round 3, we have a winner by way of KO (Punch). Adelbert Gainsborough!
A very excited looking Adelbert Gainsborough made sure he remembered to thank all the fans both in the arena and on the internet. He said all the coolest people spend all day on MMA websites, which got a big reaction.