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Coming up we have a super heavyweight MMA rules bout between Piotr Jazwinski (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Socially Awkward Penguin (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Penguin is bobbing his head along to his entrance song: Why Cant We Be Friends. These two fighters really are very evenly matched on the feet - it will be fascinating to see who can assert themselves in that aspect of the fight.
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280 lbs
7 - 6 - 0 |
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32
220 lbs
17 - 14 - 0 |
Good wrestling
Solid Muay Thai
Very quick |
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Excellent grappler
Dangerous knees
Good gas tank |
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the super heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
7 - 6 - 0, fighting out of Tokyo, Piotr Jazwinski!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
17 - 14 - 0, fighting out of Sydney, Socially Awkward Penguin!
The judges for this bout are Paul Tew, William Gold and Chris Edwards.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Jazwinski rushes Penguin and presses him up against the cage.
Penguin lands a knee to the head.
Penguin lands a good knee to the midsection. Jazwinski won't want to take too many of those.
Penguin trying to land knees to the body.
Jazwinski blocks a knee to the body. He'll have a nicely bruised forearm in the morning.
Jazwinski misses with a punch on the inside.
Penguin tries to land a knee to the head but misses.
Jazwinski lands a nice trip takedown into half guard.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
We must be close to a standup if these guys don't pick up the pace.
Penguin wants to get back to his feet.
Jazwinski trying to control the pace.
Jazwinski is looking for a kimura here.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Penguin regains full guard, whilst avoiding punches from Jazwinski.
Penguin keeping full guard, as Jazwinski tries to pass.
We've been hearing good reports from Jazwinski's training camp. Apparently he has been rolling around with some good quality BJJ practitioners and has been sharpening his skills. Let's see if that has an impact on the fight today.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
The crowd are getting on the fighters' backs, as the pace has dropped off in the last minute or so.
Jazwinski is working hard here to advance position.
Penguin manages to wriggle out and sneak his way back up to his feet, so the fighters are now clinched up against the cage.
Jazwinski managing to block the knees to the body from Penguin.
Penguin has clasped his hands together around Jazwinski's back... aaand, he's got a takedown into side control. Nicely done.
Jazwinski looks to move to half guard but instead Penguin has passed into mount! Damn!
Penguin is still in mount, landing shots to his trapped opponent. Jazwinski can't stay in a position like this for much longer.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Penguin trying to control but Jazwinski is having none of it.
Penguin scoring with some good ground and pound from mount here. Will he manage to finish Jazwinski?
Poor strikes thrown by Penguin there. More accuracy and less frantic strikes would help!
Penguin working away from the top, dropping strikes.
Penguin with good strikes from the mount here!
Jazwinski is writhing around trying to get back to his feet.
Penguin lands a big shot there that rocks Jazwinski but he's holding on and managing to survive for now.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Jazwinski sneaks a leg back under and regains half guard and is working straight away to try and get back to guard. He hasn't managed just yet though.
Jazwinski trying to control here.
Penguin is keeping good posture, landing some ground and pound.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
Penguin controlling the action here.
Jazwinski is trying to get back to full guard.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Jazwinski keeping his head moving to avoid the ground and pound.
Penguin tries to pass to full mount but Jazwinski defends it.
Penguin is looking to take a break and control but Jazwinski is keeping him honest, looking to work from the bottom.
Jazwinski blocking the ground and pound attempt from Penguin.
Penguin lands with an elbow from half guard - that looked like it hurt.
Nice strikes from Penguin there.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Penguin is trying to control the action in half guard but Jazwinski is working away on the bottom, looking perhaps to get back to full guard.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Socially Awkward Penguin dominated that round.
That's the end of the round. The referee orders the cornermen out of the cage so we can get back down to business.
Penguin defends well against a solid takedown attempt from Jazwinski.
Jazwinski with a poor takedown
and Penguin counters with a body kick.
Penguin forces Jazwinski back against the cage and clinches.
Penguin using the Thai plumb to throw knees but Jazwinski has his back arched nicely, preventing the strike.
Penguin scores a nice knee to the body.
Jazwinski is trying to break free.
Penguin with the Thai clinch. He's looking to land a big knee but he's not managed it this time.
Jazwinski managing to block the knees to the body from Penguin.
Jazwinski breaks the clinch and we're back to striking at distance.
Jazwinski closes the distance and looks for a trip takedown... aaaand he's got it - Jazwinski lands in his opponent's guard.
Penguin is looking to stand up but Jazwinski isn't so interested in that idea.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Jazwinski wants to pass the guard but Penguin is keeping the position.
Jazwinski will need to keep those long limbs tucked in whilst he's on the ground, to prevent any submissions.
Penguin wants to stand and escape but Jazwinski is having none of it.
Jazwinski postures up and scores with a shot to the body and a follow up elbow to the head.
Penguin keeping moving, preventing Jazwinski from controlling successfully.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
We're going to have a standup here because Piotr Jazwinski wasn't active enough for the referee's liking.
Penguin avoids the head kick by Jazwinski.
Penguin takes the fight into the clinch.
Jazwinski is trying to pull guard but being pressed up against the cage enables Penguin to keep the fight standing.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Piotr Jazwinski. That's going to take a lot out of him.
Penguin has Jazwinski pressed up against the cage. He's trying to work for a single leg takedown. Penguin pulls back from the cage and twists to the side, sending Jazwinski tumbling to the mat - Penguin dives into Jazwinski's guard.
Penguin stands up over Jazwinski, holding his feet. He dives back in and lands a decent shot to the head.
Penguin won't allow Jazwinski to sweep him here.
Jazwinski is trying to stand up but he's not managed so far.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Jazwinski keeping moving, preventing Penguin from controlling successfully.
Penguin is sitting in guard, working some ground and pound.
Jazwinski is trying to control the position but Penguin postures up.
Jazwinski wants to sweep here but Penguin controlling him for the moment.
Penguin postures up to throw the ground and pound strikes but they don't connect.
Jazwinski is trying to keep Penguin in close.
Penguin engaging in some classic timewasting tactics.
Socially Awkward Penguin has got the better of the ground game so far.
Penguin throwing shots from guard but he's hitting more mat than opponent.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Penguin looking to sit in guard and control but Jazwinski gets the butterfly guard and sweeps. He's now in the guard on the top.
Jazwinski has to be careful here, sitting in the guard of a superior BJJ player.
Penguin keeping moving, preventing Jazwinski from controlling successfully.
We're going to have a standup here because Piotr Jazwinski wasn't active enough for the referee's liking.
Jazwinski dives in for a single leg takedown but Penguin sprawls and the fighters end up clinched against the cage.
Jazwinski blocks a knee to the body. He'll have a nicely bruised forearm in the morning.
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.
Penguin tries a knee to the head but he's missed.
Jazwinski avoiding damage as Penguin throws knees to the body.
Penguin with the Thai clinch. He's looking to land a big knee but he's not managed it this time.
Jazwinski stalling in the clinch but Penguin improves position.
Jazwinski manages to pull guard.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
A close second round but Socially Awkward Penguin will probably get the nod - 10:9.
Well, the break between rounds is over. Let's get back to the scrappin! The crowd applaud as we get ready to start the final round!
Penguin gets a clinch.
Jazwinski is looking to take this one to the mat.
Jazwinski blocks a knee to the body. He'll have a nicely bruised forearm in the morning.
Penguin trying to land knees to the body.
Jazwinski stalling here - the referee won't stand for too much of that.
Penguin throws a knee to the head but misses.
Jazwinski manages to pull guard. Let's see whether he can land a sub off his back.
Jazwinski looking for a guillotine here but Penguin defends easily.
Jazwinski throws some sloppy strikes off his back.
Jazwinski keeping moving, preventing Penguin from controlling successfully.
Jazwinski throwing his legs up looking for a triangle.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Penguin lands a couple of decent looking shots.
Penguin scores with a decent looking elbow strike.
Jazwinski managing to control the position.
Jazwinski avoiding any damage from the ground and pound.
Penguin throws a big elbow that misses.
Penguin trying to control but Jazwinski is working from the bottom.
Penguin working some ground and pound from guard but it's not doing any damage.
Penguin landing some decent shots from guard.
Jazwinski trying to strike off his back.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Penguin is looking to work some ground and pound but Jazwinski has wrist control.
Penguin throwing shots from guard but he's hitting more mat than opponent.
Penguin postures up.
Penguin missing there with some ground and pound from the guard.
Jazwinski pulls Penguin in to control the position.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Penguin passes easily into side control. Nice work.
Penguin lands a knee to the body and follows it up with some ground and pound to the head. That will wear Jazwinski down.
Jazwinski manages to get back to half guard.
Jazwinski looking for submissions off his back.
Both fighters are breathing heavily.
Jazwinski keeping his head moving to avoid the ground and pound.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Penguin is keen to just control but Jazwinski is a slippery customer.
Jazwinski is trying to control but can't.
Penguin is looking to advance position but Jazwinski won't allow it.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
Penguin throwing punches and elbows but they're not doing any damage.
Jazwinski is looking to improve his position.
Jazwinski slips a foot under and gets full guard. Nice work.
Penguin throwing strikes from guard but Jazwinski blocks nicely.
Penguin stops Jazwinski from standing up.
Penguin throws a big right hand that misses.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Penguin wants to pass the guard but Jazwinski is keeping the position.
Jazwinski working away from the bottom but not quite defensive enough there because Penguin has passed into half guard!
Penguin winds up and cracks Jazwinski with a swinging punch to the side of the head.
Jazwinski is trying to defend against the ground and pound but Penguin scores with a couple of nice shots.
Jazwinski pushes Penguin off looking to stand but Penguin dives back in and keeps control.
Jazwinski slips a foot under and gets full guard. Nice work.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Penguin wants to pass the guard but Jazwinski is keeping the position.
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.
Penguin throwing elbows and punches but not connecting, as Jazwinski works some decent striking defense from the bottom.
And that's the end of the fight!
Socially Awkward Penguin comfortably won the final round on my scorecard.
Well Penguin has outworked and out performed his opponent in all aspects of the game today. He was simply too good and the decision should be no more than a formality. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.
Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Paul Tew scores the fight 27:30
Judge William Gold scores the fight 27:30
Judge Chris Edwards scores the fight 27:30
In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Socially Awkward Penguin!
An out of breath Socially Awkward Penguin thanked his loyal fans in his post fight interview, giving them credit for his success over the course of his career.
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energy
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hype
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pop
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mgr
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RATING
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