PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a light heavyweight MMA rules bout between Pauly Wanna (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Dodelike Slag (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Over to our ring announcer for the fighter introductions!

Wanna
vs
Slag

190 cm
23
217 lbs
0 - 0 - 0

190 cm
25
198 lbs
0 - 3 - 0

BJJ Blue Belt
Counter fighter
Good in bed

BJJ White Belt
Good kicks
Tends to cut

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the light heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 0 - 0 - 0, fighting out of The Island, Pauly Wanna!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 0 - 3 - 0, fighting out of The Island, Dodelike Slag!
The judges for this bout are Peter Branson, Michael Johnstone and Winston Alpacca.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Slag connects with a leg kick. He turned his hip over nicely there.
Slag throws a head kick but Wanna moves out of range.
Slag tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
Slag tries to clinch up

and Wanna counters with a shoot takedown. Slag fights it but they end up in guard.
Slag keeping moving, preventing Wanna from controlling successfully.
Wanna is intent on slowing down the pace of the fight, simply looking to control.
Slag preventing the ground and pound from doing any damage.
Wanna preventing the sweep.
Wanna throwing strikes from guard but Slag blocks nicely.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Slag keeping full guard, as Wanna tries to pass.
Wanna passes easily into side control. Nice work.
Slag tries to buck Wanna off but Wanna is having none of it.
Wanna controls the position.
Wanna advances nicely into full mount.

Wanna jumps to the side looking to secure the arm triangle…. Ooooh, that looks tight… Slag is gargling but he's managed to escape! Nice work there by Slag and Wanna has given up the dominant position trying to land that submission.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Wanna advances to full mount.
Slag is in a horrible position here. Wanna smacks him with another shot as he tries to escape the position.
Wanna scores with a couple of good head shots there.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Wanna wants to control the pace but Slag is squirming around nicely.
Slag really doesn't want to stay on the ground with Wanna. If he can't get it back to his feet, it's only a matter of time before he'll be tapping out.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Wanna dominating with strikes here.
Wanna trying to control but Slag is having none of it.
Wanna landing shots from mount.

Wanna wants to finish this one by submission but Slag is holding onto his waist, trying to prevent any attacks from Wanna.
Slag regains half guard.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Slag tries to roll over but Wanna keeps him under control.
Wanna has been looking to land a fair amount of strikes on the ground. He might be looking to soften his opponent up in order to work for a submission.
Wanna is controlling the pace.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Wanna thows a huge punch but Slag dodges it nicely.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Pauly Wanna dominated that round.
The referee calls time. The cornermen exit stage left and we're back to business.

Slag looks for a takedown but Wanna sprawls well.

Wanna manages to get an easy takedown there - catching Slag on his heels. He'll look to pass Slag's guard now, I'm sure.
Wanna looking to sit in guard and control but Slag gets the butterfly guard and sweeps. He's now in the guard on the top.
Slag throws a strike but Wanna rolls with it and manages to sweep. Now he's in guard on top.
Wanna won't allow Slag to sweep him here.

Wanna stands up from Slag's guard - Wanna perhaps looking for a knockout.
Slag scores with a head kick. Wanna tried to block it but didn't get his arm up in time.

That's one minute gone in the round.
The fighters circling - Slag throws out the jab but it was never going to land.

Wanna closes the distance and after a bit of a stuggle, scores a takedown into Slag's guard.
Wanna trying to control but Slag is working from the bottom.
Wanna is taking a break and basically stalling. The referee will not allow him to do that for long.
Wanna missing there with some ground and pound from the guard.
Wanna wants to control from the top but Slag keeps moving.

That's two minutes gone in the round.

The ref stands the fighters back up because Pauly Wanna just wasn't active enough.
A really sloppy takedown attempt there from Wanna.
Slag clobbers Wanna with an overhand right that has the crowd gasping. That made a horrendous noise.
Slag closes this distance looking for a takedown but Wanna circles away.
Slag is breathing heavily.
Slag tries to grapple but his opponent circles

and Wanna decides to take the opportunity to score a takedown. He's landed in Slag's guard.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Wanna slows down the pace of the fight for a moment. He'll need to remain active if he doesn't want to see the fight stood back up.
Wanna lands a nice shot whilst sitting in his opponent's guard.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Wanna is frustrating his opponent with some stalling tactics from top position.
Wanna is looking to work some ground and pound but Slag has wrist control.
Slag can't keep his opponent in guard - Wanna advances to half guard, no doubt looking to mount.
Wanna is keeping good posture, landing some ground and pound.
Wanna throwing punches and elbows but they're not doing any damage.
Wanna working the head and body with strikes.

That's four minutes gone in the round.

Wanna stands up and beckons Slag to join him on the feet.
Slag misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Wanna.
Slag fails to land with a series of punches.

Wanna takes the fight into the clinch.
Slag wants to strike at distance but he can't break free of the clinch.

Wanna escapes the clinch and we're back to striking.
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.
Slag wants to clinch but Wanna slips to the side

and Wanna counters with a shoot takedown. Slag fights it but they end up in guard.
Pauly Wanna overall seems to be getting the better of the ground position in the fight so far.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Wanna seems content to control from guard here. He's going to have to remain active though if he doesn't want to get stood back up.
Wanna passes Slag's right leg, so he's now in half guard.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Pauly Wanna dominated that second round.
That's time! Wanna's corner gives him a slap on the ass as he gets ready to fight. This is the final round!

A momentary lapse in concentration from Slag enables Wanna to shoot in and score with a neat double leg. Slag manages to secure a closed guard as the fighters hit the mat.
Wanna postures up and scores with a shot to the body and a follow up elbow to the head.
Wanna pushing down on Slag's thigh, trying to pass to half guard. He's managed it... Nice work.
Slag gets full guard.

Wanna stands up and waves to Slag to follow him.
Slag tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.

Wanna moves into the clinch.
Slag pushes Wanna back against the cage and lands a hook to the side of the head.
Slag takes a big intake of breath there - he's definitely tired.

Wanna's corner calls for him to break the clinch, which he does.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Slag is trying hard to land a takedown here. Wanna sprawls well and keeps this one on the feet.

Wanna darts in and lands a nice takedown into half guard.

Wanna is working for a kimura but Slag is defending it quite comfortably.
Wanna is working hard to pass the guard. He's done it - he's now in full mount! Trouble for Slag!

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Wanna controlling from the full mount.
Wanna working Slag over with strikes here.
Slag is writhing around trying to get back to his feet.
Wanna landing punches.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Slag keeping his composure momentarily, calmly looking to get back to half guard.

Wanna is in full mount, looking to secure a guillotine but Slag is surviving well by controlling Wanna's body position as best he can.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Wanna raining down shots from the mount!
Wanna unloading with bombs!
Wanna tries to control but Slag wriggling away.
Wanna dominating with strikes here.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Slag taking shots to the head.
A nice elbow there by Wanna.
Dodelike Slag has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!
Wanna in mount throwing good strikes here, bouncing his opponent's head off the canvas.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!

Wanna working for a guillotine from mount but Slag is in no mood to give up.
Wanna wants to control the pace but Slag is squirming around nicely.
Pauly Wanna is fighting for a decision here - he's started to take the cautious approach.
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.
Wanna content just to control the position here.

And that's the end of the fight!
Pauly Wanna showed his dominance in that final round.
Well I reckon that's a shut out for Wanna, winning every round. Will the judges agree? They are the ones who matter, even if they are often depressingly incompetent. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Peter Branson scores the fight 30:27
Judge Michael Johnstone scores the fight 30:27
Judge Winston Alpacca scores the fight 30:27

In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Pauly Wanna!