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Coming up we have a middleweight MMA rules bout between Jeffery Thompson (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Harry Paratesticles (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Jeffery Thompson has the edge in experience - let's see if he can make that count tonight.
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190 lbs
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193 lbs
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BJJ Blue Belt
Excellent boxer
Big right hand |
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BJJ Blue Belt
Brawler
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the middleweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
2 - 1 - 0, fighting out of The Island, Jeffery Thompson!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
0 - 0 - 0, fighting out of The Island, Harry Paratesticles!
The judges for this bout are Michael Johnstone, Daniel Franklin and Santiago Holmes.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Paratesticles bobs and weaves into range and then changes levels and scores with a nice takedown into side control.
The referee is asking the fighters to pick up the pace.
Paratesticles tries to land with some ground and pound but misses.
Thompson is trying to escape the position but Paratesticles is controlling the position.
Thompson pushes Paratesticles away and creates a bit of space to escape. He's almost out here... but no, Paratesticles gets a good hold of his legs and remains firmly in side control.
Thompson being controlled for a moment.
Thompson wants to escape from the position here - easier said than done!
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
A lull in the action here.
Paratesticles's corner are shouting for him to control the position and he seems happy to oblige.
That's one minute gone in the round.
The ref stands the fighters back up. Harry Paratesticles was stalling too much, according to the referee.
Thompson scores with a nice looking left hook and follows it up with an uppercut!
Paratesticles shoots in and scores a nice double leg takedown into half guard.
Thompson wants to get back to his feet.
Paratesticles is taking a breather. Thompson says something to him but it's hard to make out. Perhaps he's telling him to get on with it and actually do something.
Paratesticles missing with the ground and pound from half guard.
Paratesticles prevents Thompson from standing back up.
Paratesticles seems content to maintain position for now, rather than mounting any offense.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
The referee is pacing around the two fighters - he looks like he's thinking about a standup.
OK we're going to have a standup here. Harry Paratesticles hasn't been effective enough on the ground and the referee wants a restart.
Paratesticles has his head slapped from side to side by a 3 punch combination. That must have hurt him.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Thompson scores with a crisp jab that stopped Paratesticles in his tracks.
Thompson lands a nice hook to Paratesticles's body. Paratesticles takes it in his stride and looks to land his own strikes.
Thompson rushes forward with a series of wild hooks but Paratesticles moves out of range and avoids them all easily.
Paratesticles ducks under an overhand right and circles away with a smile on his face.
Paratesticles closes the distance and clinches.
Paratesticles blocking some punches.
Paratesticles prevents Thompson from breaking the clinch.
Stalling in the clinch from Paratesticles.
Thompson tries to land a shot to the body but it's blocked.
Thompson swings away with an uppercut that misses.
Paratesticles content to slow the pace in the clinch.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Paratesticles is working on a single leg takedown against the cage. Thompson can't fight it off and eventually Paratesticles manages to take the fight to the floor. Thompson looks annoyed but at least he's managed to land in guard.
Thompson can't do much from the bottom at the moment, as Paratesticles controls the pace.
It looks like Paratesticles might be adopting somewhat of a lay and pray gameplan here, which I'm sure won't go down too well with the paying fans in attendance... Or the ring announcers come to think of it.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
Thompson utilising some decent striking defenses from the guard, preventing the ground and pound.
Paratesticles looking to pass the guard.
Thompson preventing the ground and pound from doing any damage.
Thompson wants to get back to his feet but Paratesticles is in a dominant position and won't allow it.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Paratesticles sneaks a leg through and gets to half guard. That was like a knife through butter how easily he passed Thompson's guard.
Paratesticles trying to mount his opponent but Thompson defends it.
Thompson is looking to escape.
Paratesticles content to sit in half guard and control for a moment.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.
Paratesticles prevents Thompson from standing back up.
OK we're going to have a standup here. Harry Paratesticles hasn't been effective enough on the ground and the referee wants a restart.
Paratesticles looks for a takedown. He's got it. We're now in half guard.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Harry Paratesticles dominated that round.
Well, the break between rounds is over. Let's get back to the scrappin!
Thompson lands a jab to the nose.
Paratesticles connects with a leg kick. He turned his hip over nicely there.
Thompson drives through with a takedown into guard.
Paratesticles wants to sweep but no luck.
Paratesticles pulls Thompson in close to prevent any damage.
Paratesticles tries to land a sweep but no joy.
Thompson wants to stand but Paratesticles is controlling his posture from full guard.
Paratesticles is trying to control the position from the bottom.
The referee is asking the fighters to pick up the pace.
That's one minute gone in the round.
The ref stands the fighters back up. Harry Paratesticles was stalling too much, according to the referee.
Paratesticles shoots in with a lovely double leg takedown. Thompson manages to land in full guard to minimise the damage.
Thompson can't do much from the bottom at the moment, as Paratesticles controls the pace.
Paratesticles trying to control the position from guard on top but Thompson is wriggling around, looking for whatever he can.
Paratesticles throws a big right hand that misses.
Paratesticles wants to control from the top but Thompson keeps moving.
Harry Paratesticles has forced the referee to step in and restart the fight on the feet.
Thompson looking for a takedown here - he's got it.
Paratesticles looking for submissions from the bottom here. Moving his hips around, possibly looking for an armbar.
Thompson would like to get this fight back to the feet but can't get free from the closed guard.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Thompson trying desperately to get back to his feet here but he's not having any joy at all. He's going to tire himself out if he's not careful.
Paratesticles looking for a sweep. Not yet Paratesticles, not yet.
Paratesticles has a loose triangle. He'll be looking to tighten that up but Thompson can see exactly what he's planning and manages to posture up and free himself.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Thompson wants to stand but Paratesticles has a closed guard, so he can't escape.
Paratesticles thows some rabbit punches from the bottom but they don't do any damage.
Harry Paratesticles has got the better of the ground game so far.
Thompson wants to stand but Paratesticles has a closed guard, so he can't escape.
Thompson preventing the sweep.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Paratesticles has an active guard here but Thompson has managed to pass into half guard.
Paratesticles is breathing heavily.
Thompson prevents Paratesticles from improving his position.
Thompson wants to stand up but Paratesticles has a hold of him and won't allow it.
Paratesticles is looking to regain full guard. Not this time though.
Thompson wants to stand up but Paratesticles has a hold of him and won't allow it.
Paratesticles is looking to regain full guard. Not this time though.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Thompson tries to stand but can't do so whilst Paratesticles controls his leg.
Thompson decides to stand and escape the position.
A looping hook to the body misses from Paratesticles. Thompson does a little dance to reset his feet.
Paratesticles throws a nice looking combination but Thompson bobs and weaves to avoid any damage.
Thompson swinging wildly here.
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.
Paratesticles looking for a takedown here - he's got it.
Thompson wants to get back to his feet but Paratesticles is in a dominant position and won't allow it.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
A close second round but Harry Paratesticles will probably get the nod - 10:9.
That's the end of the round. The referee orders the cornermen out of the cage so we can get back down to business. This is the final round!
Thompson bobbing and weaving, closes the distance and lands a hook to the side of Paratesticles's head.
Jab from Thompson.
A momentary lapse in concentration from Thompson enables Paratesticles to shoot in and score with a neat double leg. Thompson manages to secure a closed guard as the fighters hit the mat.
Paratesticles tries to free his leg and advance position but Thompson is retaining full guard.
Thompson is trying to stand up but he's not managed so far.
Paratesticles controlling from the top position.
Thompson is trying to stand up but he's not managed so far.
Paratesticles controlling from the guard. I say controlling but really, he's stalling.
Paratesticles must be cautious of submissions here, given that his opponent has the superior Jiu Jitsu.
That's one minute gone in the round.
The ref stands the fighters back up. Harry Paratesticles was stalling too much, according to the referee.
Thompson throws the overhand right but ducks down into a quick takedown attempt. Paratesticles was covering up waiting for the punch and Thompson finishes the takedown easily into guard.
Thompson would like to get this fight back to the feet but can't get free from the closed guard.
Paratesticles has Thompson pulled in close to control his posture.
Thompson has decided he wants to stand but the closed guard of Paratesticles is proving hard to escape from.
Paratesticles had isolated an arm as going for a kimura. Thompson defends it easily.
There's a bit of a scramble here and now Paratesticles is on top in guard.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Paratesticles advances position into side control!
Paratesticles advances to full mount.
Paratesticles controlling the position easily from mount.
Thompson really wants to buck Paratesticles off and get back to his feet.
Paratesticles putting on the heat here with some good ground and pound!
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Paratesticles looking to control and managing it successfully.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Paratesticles breaks from Thompson's wrist control and lands an elbow.
Paratesticles content just to control the position here.
Paratesticles wants to control the pace but Thompson is squirming around nicely.
Paratesticles content just to control the position here.
Thompson is trying to escape but when you're mounted that's not too easy.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Paratesticles looking to control and managing it successfully.
The ref stands the fighters back up, due to lack of action by Harry Paratesticles.
Thompson connects with a looping left hand that seems like it dazed Paratesticles momentarily.
Paratesticles throws a loose over hand right and dives in with a double leg takedown. Thompson tries to sprawl but it's too late and the fighters hit the mat. Paratesticles is in Thompson's guard.
Thompson utilising some decent striking defenses from the guard, preventing the ground and pound.
Paratesticles stands up from Thompson's guard - Paratesticles perhaps looking for a knockout.
Jeffery Thompson has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!
Paratesticles takes a big intake of breath there - he's definitely tired.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Thompson misses with a two punch combination.
Harry Paratesticles is fighting for a decision - hopefully he's judged it right and he's actually winning the fight.
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.
Thompson gets a double leg takedown into Paratesticles's guard.
Paratesticles is working an open guard here, looking to improve his position. No doubt that will leave him open to counters but at least he's being more offensive.
And that's the end of the fight!
Harry Paratesticles comfortably won the final round on my scorecard.
I've got Paratesticles winning every round here. Surely the decision will go his way and he'll pick up a well deserved decision victory. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.
Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Michael Johnstone scores the fight 27:30
Judge Daniel Franklin scores the fight 27:30
Judge Santiago Holmes scores the fight 27:30
In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Harry Paratesticles!
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