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Coming up we have a welterweight MMA rules bout between Henry Chinaski (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Keiko Lynn (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Keiko Lynn struggled to make weight for this fight. He only made it down to 171.3lbs at the first attempt and had to take the additional two hours to make the official bout weight. Let's see how much it's taken out of him. I'm sure you'll be fascinated to know that I was talking to some pointless Z list celebrity before the fight and he thought that Keiko Lynn was going to win. Let's see if he was right.
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183 lbs
33 - 11 - 2 |
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187 lbs
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Good wrestling
World class boxer
Insanely flexible |
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Olympic wrestler
World class MT
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the welterweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
33 - 11 - 2, fighting out of Helsinki, Henry Chinaski!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
21 - 10 - 0, fighting out of Sydney, Keiko Lynn!
The judges for this bout are Jack Bonds, Timothy Bukovac and Don Winkell.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Lynn walks into a left hand.
Chinaski walks into a stiff left hand from Lynn.
Lynn tries to close the distance and clinch but Chinaski swats him to one side with an open hand palm strike and circles away.
Chinaski has been working on his boxing with his coaches at Rough House in the buildup to the fight.
A jab from Lynn misses.
Lynn checks a leg kick.
We've been informed that Lynn has been sparring a lot of Muay Thai in the buildup to this fight so let's see if that has an impact on the result.
Lynn takes a nice looking leg kick right on the meat of his thigh there.
Good leg kick by Chinaski there. It's the ones that make that thud noise that hurt and that was an almighty thud.
Chinaski darts in and clinches Lynn up against the cage.
Lynn scores with a shot to the side of Chinaski's head.
A short right hand to the side of the head by Lynn.
Lynn scores with a shot to the side of Chinaski's head.
Lynn misses with the head strike.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Chinaski lands punches inside but they're not really causing much damage.
Chinaski with the Thai clinch. He's looking to land a big knee but he's not managed it this time.
Lynn swings wildly with an uppercut but Chinaski uses good head movement to avoid it.
The fighters are pressed against the cage, as the pace of the fight slows.
Chinaski lands with a short head shot on the inside.
That's one minute gone in the round.
A head punch blocked on the inside by Lynn.
Lynn breaks from the clinch.
Lynn tries a head kick but it misses.
Chinaski throws a head kick but Lynn moves out of range.
Lynn thows a left - swing and a miss!
The sound of bone on bone echoes around the arena as Lynn checks a leg kick.
Lynn lands a nice leg kick that just misses Chinaski's sensitive parts.
Chinaski avoids the body shot from Lynn.
Chinaski takes a big uppercut there. He seems a bit wobbly but no, he's OK.
Chinaski misses with a wild body shot.
Chinaski throws a low kick but it's checked well by Lynn.
Chinaski throws a body punch but Lynn moves out of range.
Chinaski moves out of range as Lynn throws a body kick.
Lynn blocks a low kick nicely.
Lynn chopped to the floor by a nice leg kick but he springs right back up before Chinaski can pounce on him.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Lynn clinches.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
The pace slowing considerably in the clinch, as Lynn takes a break from that fighting nonsense to think about the finer things in life.
Chinaski misses with a punch to the body.
Chinaski swings away with an uppercut that misses.
Chinaski struggles to land a body shot inside as Lynn controls his hands.
Chinaski makes some space for himself and lands an uppercut.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Lynn.
Chinaski lands with a good tight uppercut to the head.
A nice right hand lands inside from Chinaski.
Lynn blocks an uppercut.
Lynn throws a punch but it's blocked by Chinaski.
Chinaski misses with a knee strike.
Lynn wants to push off and get back to the center of the mat but Chinaski has him pressed against the cage.
A head punch on the inside from Chinaski fails to land.
Chinaski swings away with an uppercut that misses.
Chinaski tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
Chinaski misses with the head strike.
Chinaski tries a body shot but Lynn blocks it.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Chinaski misses with the head strike.
Lynn is looking to break free of the clinch but Chinaski has double underhooks.
Lynn wants to push off and get back to the center of the mat but Chinaski has him pressed against the cage.
Lynn misses with a punch on the inside.
Chinaski throws a hook to the body. More of an arm punch but it's all scoring with the judges.
Chinaski fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
Lynn swings away with an uppercut that misses.
Lynn misses with some punches.
Chinaski blocks an uppercut.
Chinaski tries a knee to the head but he's missed.
Lynn's head jolts backwards as he takes an uppercut right on the button!
Chinaski misses with a knee strike.
A short right from Chinaski.
Chinaski is looking to score with knees to the body. Maybe he'll change it up and go body then head. Lynn is defending well for now.
Lynn tries to stall but Chinaski uses the opportunity to gain a better position.
Lynn pushes Chinaski back against the cage and lands a hook to the side of the head.
Chinaski lands with a good tight uppercut to the head.
This has been an exciting period of action!
A short right from Lynn on the inside.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
A head punch blocked on the inside by Chinaski.
Chinaski blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
Chinaski landing knees to the body.
Chinaski lands a shoulder strike that jolts his opponent's head backwards.
Lynn blocks a knee to the body. He'll have a nicely bruised forearm in the morning.
Chinaski looking to throw knees to the head but Lynn is blocking nicely.
A frustrated look appears on Lynn's face as he tries to break the clinch.
Good anti-grappling being displayed by Chinaski as Lynn tries to tie him up.
Lynn working on landing some head shots here - that one got through nicely.
Chinaski tries to throw a body punch but Lynn avoids it by throwing Chinaski back against the cage.
Lynn wants to stall.
Lynn lands with a short punch from the clinch.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Lynn wants to break the clinch but can't.
Chinaski lands a left hand that snaps the head of Lynn backwards.
Chinaski using the Thai plumb to throw knees but Lynn has his back arched nicely, preventing the strike.
Chinaski lands a hook that snaps the head of Lynn backwards.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Henry Chinaski dominated that round.
OK. That's time! The bell goes and we're back to the action.
Chinaski fakes a couple of low kicks, before throwing one on the third attempt. It connects and Lynn has to reset his feet before getting ready to engage.
The fighters circling - Lynn throws out the jab but it was never going to land.
Chinaski moves in looking to clinch but Lynn pushes him off.
Chinaski showing good head movement there, avoiding the strikes from Lynn.
Keiko Lynn is looking to throw some combinations by the looks of things.
The fighters are starting to perspire pretty heavily.
Jab, jab by Chinaski - just one landing.
Lynn misses with a hook.
Chinaski dips to his left and cracks Lynn with an uppercut!
Lynn with poor footwork there. He got himself in a bit of a tangle, enabling Chinaski to score with a decent uppercut.
Lynn throws a jab when Chinaski was well out of range.
Chinaski slips under a jab from Lynn.
Chinaski buckles his opponent's knee momentarily with a nice leg kick.
Lynn tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Chinaski was well out of range. Poor timing from Lynn.
Chinaski throws a leg kick but Lynn checks it.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Chinaski lands a leg kick and bounces back out of range.
We are yet to see a takedown attempt from Lynn in the fight. On paper you would think he is the more dominant ground fighter so let's see if these unusual tactics pay off.
Chinaski showing good head movement there, avoiding the strikes from Lynn.
Oooooooooooh, not good. A low kick from Chinaski lands where it shouldn't have, right in the... well, you know what he did? He kicked him in the penis. He's injured, injured bad. The referee sends both fighters to their corners and Lynn has 5 minutes to recover. He's OK now though... a thumbs up from Lynn and we're back underway with a touch of gloves.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Chinaski throws a decent looking leg kick but it doesn't land clean.
Lynn is pinned up against the cage taking some big shots here. The referee is looking closely deciding whether he should stop the fight.
A chopping leg kick lands by Chinaski.
Boom, another hit is landed. "You're gunna get knocked out" taunts Chinaski, as that shot connected.
Lynn takes one to the side of the head.
Lynn waving his hands out in front of him, looking to distract Chinaski.
Lynn throws a looping overhand right but Chinaski ducks down to avoid it.
Lynn takes a shot to the nose. Hopefully that hasn't broken it.
Lynn thows a leg kick but Chinaski checks it
and Chinaski counters with a crisp hook to the side of the head.
Lynn thows a body shot but no joy.
A combination from Lynn does no damage.
Henry Chinaski is winning the standup battle so far.
Chinaski slips a straight right by Lynn.
Lynn takes an uppercut right on the jaw but it doesn't phase him.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Lynn chopped to the floor by a nice leg kick but he springs right back up before Chinaski can pounce on him.
Lynn throws out a token jab with nothing on it.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Lynn throws a combination but comes up with nothing but fresh air.
Chinaski bobs and weaves well there to avoid the strikes.
Lynn with a hook.
Chinaski has taken the fight to the clinch.
Lynn misses with a hook to the ribs.
Lynn's leg has a nasty welt from taking a succession of leg kicks. That must be slowing him down.
Chinaski lands a left hand that snaps the head of Lynn backwards.
Lynn tried to land a shot to the body but connects with Chinaski's elbow.
Chinaski lands punches inside but they're not really causing much damage.
A head punch blocked on the inside by Chinaski.
Chinaski working some nice short punches in the clinch.
Chinaski misses with the head strike.
Chinaski scores with an uppercut up the middle.
A nice right hand lands inside from Chinaski.
Lynn blocks a body shot from Chinaski.
Chinaski manages to get underhooks and slows down the pace for a moment.
Chinaski can't find room to land a body shot as Lynn controls the action.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Chinaski lands a shoulder strike.
Chinaski misses with a punch on the inside.
Chinaski lands a body punch - he's looking to wear down Lynn.
Lynn blocks a punch to the side of the head.
Chinaski is leaning against Lynn and scores with a nice uppercut to the body.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Lynn.
Chinaski digs a right hand underneath Lynn's ribcage. Lynn let out a lung full of air as it connected.
Lynn is breathing heavily.
Chinaski lands a short shot on the inside that snaps the head of Lynn backwards.
Chinaski blocking some punches.
Chinaski blocks a punch to the side of the head.
Lynn is trying to work out of this bad position, with his back against the cage.
Chinaski makes some space for himself and lands an uppercut.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Chinaski prevents Lynn from breaking the clinch.
Chinaski tries to land a shot to the body but it's blocked.
Lynn struggles to land a body shot inside as Chinaski controls his hands.
A head punch on the inside from Lynn fails to land.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
The fighters are pressed against the cage, as the pace of the fight slows.
Lynn misses with a punch on the inside.
Lynn lands a shoulder strike.
A right hand to the body from Lynn.
Lynn throws a head punch that misses.
Lynn lands with a quick shot inside that doesn't really do much damage.
Chinaski throws a vicious knee straight up the middle but Lynn blocks it with crossed arms.
Lynn misses with some punches.
Chinaski throws a blind hook that connects with the side of Lynns head.
Chinaski lands with a right to the head.
Chinaski swings wildly with an uppercut but Lynn uses good head movement to avoid it.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Chinaski can't find room to land a body shot as Lynn controls the action.
Chinaski lands a right hand that snaps the head of Lynn backwards.
Chinaski tries to throw a body punch but Lynn avoids it by throwing Chinaski back against the cage.
Chinaski lands a short shot on the inside that snaps the head of Lynn backwards.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Henry Chinaski dominated that second round.
OK. That's time! The bell goes and we're back to the action. So, we enter the final round. Let's see if either fighter can bring us a finish, or whether we're going to the judges scorecards.
Chinaski tries to close the distance and clinch up against the cage but Lynn paws at him with a jab and circles away.
Chinaski scores with a big left there. The judges will like that one.
Lynn bobs and weaves and unloads with a good uppercut.
Lynn fails to land with a series of punches.
Lynn loads up on a big right hand but Chinaski slips the punch.
Chinaski on the receiving end of a decent leg kick there by Lynn. Lynn obviously looking to wear him down.
Lynn jabs away that one connects to the head of his opponent.
Chinaski tries to score with an inside leg kick but telegraphs it and Lynn is able to avoid easily.
Lynn pushing out the jab but it's not landing.
Chinaski dodges the punch combination from Lynn.
Chinaski moves into range and lands a nice body kick.
Chinaski misses with a body shot.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Nice defenses there by Chinaski.
Chinaski throws a quick inside leg kick.
Lynn misses with a two punch combination.
Lynn takes a big intake of breath there - he's definitely tired.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Good exchange - Chinaski coming out on top.
Chinaski lands a leg kick. The shin dug right into the meat of the thigh.
Chinaski connects nicely with a jab. Noted by the judges no doubt.
Chinaski blocks a low kick nicely.
Lynn drops his hands and takes a jab to the jaw for his troubles.
Chinaski throws a leg kick which misses Lynn's front leg but catches the back leg as Lynn tries to avoid it.
Lynn on the receiving end of a decent leg kick there by Chinaski. Chinaski obviously looking to wear him down.
Lynn misses with a low kick.
Chinaski tries to clinch up.
Chinaski staying out of range there.
Chinaski lands a leg kick and bounces back out of range.
Lynn takes a body kick right on the floating rib. Ouchie.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Chinaski tries to clinch but Lynn moves out of range.
Chinaski connects with a leg kick. He turned his hip over nicely there.
Lynn takes one on the button.
Lynn throws a series of punches but Chinaski moves out of range.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Chinaski fakes the leg kick and cracks Lynn in the body.
Chinaski with a jab.
Chinaski lands with a thumping leg kick.
Chinaski explodes with a nice body kick and back out of range. Nice work.
Chinaski scores with a jab to the jaw.
A head kick from Chinaski lands but Lynn takes it in his stride.
Lynn is rocked!
Chinaski lands with a right hand.
Lynn is still on wobbly legs! Can Chinaski finish him?
Chinaski lands an uppercut out of nowhere! Lynn falls backwards - clearly groggy! Chinaski dives in and finishes the fight with more strikes for a TKO finish!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:37 of round 3, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Henry Chinaski!
A very excited looking Henry Chinaski made sure he remembered to thank all the fans both in the arena and on the internet. He said all the coolest people spend all day on MMA websites, which got a big reaction.
Keiko Lynn spoke after the fight, saying 'I want to apologize to all my fans! I went to the strip club last night and I still have a f*****g hangover...plus...My huge penis threw me off balance a few times during the fight, I may tape it to my leg next fight.'.
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