PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a light heavyweight MMA rules bout between Magestico Garuntasticos (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Ernie Bezoink (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Garuntasticos comes to the cage accompanied by The Monkey Has Escaped!. The crowd seem to be enjoying Bezoink's choice of entrance music: Fuel. Ernie Bezoink has the power to score a knockout today if he connects clean with Magestico Garuntasticos 's chin.

Garuntasticos
vs
Bezoink

185 cm
19
220 lbs
2 - 0 - 0

190 cm
19
215 lbs
2 - 2 - 0

Good takedowns
Counter fighter
Self confident

BJJ Blue Belt
Decent boxing
Granite chin

Conquer
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the light heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 2 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Magestico Garuntasticos !
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 2 - 2 - 0, fighting out of Los Angeles, Ernie Bezoink!
The judges for this bout are Tiny Johnson, Wesley Smith and Stewart Dunkirk.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Garuntasticos missing with a left hand there. Bezoink was out of range so wasted energy throwing that one.
Bezoink fakes a jab and scores with a low kick.
Bezoink throws a nice outside leg kick.
Donk. Garuntasticos catches Bezoink right on the button with a cross.
Bezoink thuds a left hand into Garuntasticos 's body.
Garuntasticos blocks a head kick by Bezoink.
A clash of legs there as Garuntasticos blocks the low kick.
Garuntasticos seems to be moving with more speed, compared to his last bout. He must have been working on that in the gym.
A head kick from Bezoink lands but Garuntasticos takes it in his stride.
Bezoink connects with a jab.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!

Garuntasticos closes the distance and looks for a trip takedown... aaaand he's got it - Garuntasticos lands in his opponent's guard.
We've had a lack of effective grappling in the last minute or so, which could well see a referee standup.
Garuntasticos content to stall in guard here.
Garuntasticos pushes down on Bezoink's leg and manages to get into half guard.

Garuntasticos seems like he's working for an arm triangle here. He's freed his trapped foot and he's rotating nicely. Bezoink is in big trouble! He's tapping out! This one is aaaaaaaaaaaall over!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:58 of round 1, we have a winner by way of Submission (Arm Triangle). Magestico Garuntasticos !
A very excited looking Magestico Garuntasticos made sure he remembered to thank all the fans both in the arena and on the internet. He said all the coolest people spend all day on MMA websites, which got a big reaction.