PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Brian Adams (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Jack Spat (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Adams comes to the cage accompanied by Kronik. I'm sure you'll be fascinated to know that I was talking to some pointless Z list celebrity before the fight and he thought that Jack Spat was going to win. Let's see if he was right.

Adams
vs
Spat

196 cm
39
265 lbs
23 - 22 - 0

200 cm
37
211 lbs
21 - 29 - 0

Good wrestling
Excellent boxer
Cardio machine

BJJ Purple Belt
Excellent boxer
Granite chin

Cynical Truth (steel penn)

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 23 - 22 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Brian Adams!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 21 - 29 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Jack Spat!
The judges for this bout are Wesley Smith, Alan Glass and Gwen Towbar.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Spat tries to grapple but his opponent circles

and Adams counters with a takedown into side control.
Adams throwing strikes but missing, from side control.
Spat is trying to improve his position.
Spat is persisting with the attempt to improve his position.
Adams definitely looks more muscular than last time we saw him fight.

Adams looking for an arm triangle but it's way too loose to do anything.
Spat is sneaking out the side here. He's bucked Adams off and has taken his back!
Adams tries to roll but Spat sticks to his back.
Adams has his hands over his head blocking the strikes from Spat.

That's one minute gone in the round.
The crowd hopeful of a finish here - Spat's supporters are on their feet, screaming for him to go for the rear naked choke.
Spat is riding his opponent, not letting Adams buck him off.
Adams is defending well here and trying to improve his position.
Spat has good solid back control here.
Spat is looking to finish with some ground and pound!

Spat is working for the choke. It looks like he might have got it... has he...? Yes! Adams is tapping out! This one is all over!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:59 of round 1, we have a winner by way of Submission (RNC). Jack Spat!
Jack Spat seemed lost for words in his post fight interview but he remembered to thank his fans and directed everyone to his website.