PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a welterweight MMA rules bout between El Jewpacabra (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Robert Glenn (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Glenn has chosen Say It Aint So by Weezer as his entrance music, which hasn't gone down very well with the crowd. I can't wait for this one - let's get the fighter introductions out of the way and get this one started!

Jewpacabra
vs
Glenn

189 cm
25
185 lbs
8 - 7 - 0

182 cm
23
184 lbs
9 - 7 - 0

Good wrestling
World class MT
Insanely flexible

Good wrestler
Brawler
Good gas tank

Milwaukee's Best 160

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the welterweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 8 - 7 - 0, fighting out of New York, El Jewpacabra!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 9 - 7 - 0, fighting out of New York, Robert Glenn!
The judges for this bout are Columbo Gatti, John Kavanagh and Jorge Garcia.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
That kick from Jewpacabra tenderised Glenn's leg. Glenn is trying to keep his angry face on.
A punch lands to the side of Glenn 's head but he takes it in his stride.
Jewpacabra dips down and scores with a jab to the body.
That's a knee to de groin and it's over and out! Glenn crumples to the ground after an illegal strike from Jewpacabra - the referee stops the clock and Glenn gets 5 minutes to recover from that one. "I'm sorry" says Jewpacabra. Glenn manages to get back to his feet and the fight resumes.
Jewpacabra throws a head kick that looked like it stung.
Glenn chopped to the floor by a nice leg kick but he springs right back up before Jewpacabra can pounce on him.
Jewpacabra cracks Glenn with a good shot that sees him stumbling back into the cage.
Jewpacabra looking to take his opponent's legs away with the low kicks.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Jewpacabra lands a beauty of a right hand that gets the crowd cheering.
A slapping leg kick lands for Jewpacabra.
Glenn misses with an uppercut
enabling Jewpacabra to counter with a crisp jab.
Jewpacabra stuffs a takedown. It's all about dictating where the fight takes place and Jewpacabra wants it to stay on the feet.
Glenn misses with a right hand
and Jewpacabra makes him pay by landing a nice hook to the body before moving out of range.
Jewpacabra swats away the attempt to clinch by Glenn.
Glenn has done a lot of speed work in the buildup to this fight.
Glenn tries to clinch
and Jewpacabra counters with a slapping leg kick.
Jewpacabra tries a head kick but it misses.
Jewpacabra scores with a reasonable looking shot to the body. Glenn doesn't seem bothered though.
Nice cross by Jewpacabra.

That's one minute gone in the round.

Jewpacabra clinches up with Glenn and pushes him back against the cage.
Jewpacabra is struggling to control the position.
Jewpacabra lands an elbow just above Glenn 's eye.
Jewpacabra throws a vicious knee straight up the middle but Glenn blocks it with crossed arms.
With the fighters up against the cage, Jewpacabra throws an elbow but misses.
Jewpacabra lands a damaging elbow.
Glenn fails to pull guard.
Glenn misses with a short punch on the inside.
Jewpacabra lands with a right to the head.
Jewpacabra lands a nice elbow from the clinch.
Jewpacabra missing with knees to the body.
A nice glancing elbow lands by Jewpacabra.

It looks like Robert Glenn has been cut.
Jewpacabra has been talking about how he's improved his wrestling in the run up to the fight so let's see if that's enough to sway the balance.

Glenn gets a nice trip takedown into half guard.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Glenn seems very keen to just sit and control from half guard but Jewpacabra does not like that idea so much and is remaining active off his back.
Jewpacabra regains full guard. Nicely done.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Glenn being controlled here momentarily.
Glenn throws a big elbow that misses.
Glenn is fighting to break Jewpacabra's control of his arms but Jewpacabra is doing a good job of controlling the position at the moment.
Glenn pressing down on his opponent's thigh, looking to pass guard. Jewpacabra is keeping the position for now.
Jewpacabra seems keen to control rather than go for a submission, at least for now.
Jewpacabra wants to sweep but no luck.

That's three minutes gone in the round.

The ref stands the fighters back up because El Jewpacabra just wasn't active enough.
Glenn swings wildly with a right hand that was never going to find it's target.
A solid leg kick lands there for Jewpacabra.
Jewpacabra punishes Glenn's body with a nice straight punch.
Jewpacabra uses good footwork to avoid the strikes from Glenn.
Glenn on the wrong end of an overhand right that came out of nowhere.
Glenn shoots in for a takedown - he's clinched up with Jewpacabra but Jewpacabra pushes him off and we're back to square one.
El Jewpacabra has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Robert Glenn.
Glenn takes a head kick and keeps coming.
Jewpacabra lands a jab to the nose.
Jewpacabra throws a head kick that connects with a bit of head and a bit of hand.

Glenn is rocked!
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!

Jewpacabra clinches.
Glenn is still on wobbly legs! Can Jewpacabra finish him?
Jewpacabra pushes off and fires off an elbow that misses, before clinching up again, against the cage.
Jewpacabra is using his height advantage well here, landing a good percentage of his punches.
Jewpacabra lands a nice elbow from the clinch.
Jewpacabra lands a nice elbow from the clinch.
Jewpacabra lands an elbow that stopped Glenn in his tracks for a moment.
Jewpacabra tries a knee to the head but Glenn blocks it.
Jewpacabra using the Thai plumb to throw knees but Glenn has his back arched nicely, preventing the strike.
Jewpacabra presses Glenn against the cage and delivers a mid-strength body shot.
Jewpacabra lands an elbow that stopped Glenn in his tracks for a moment.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Knees to the body from Jewpacabra.
Jewpacabra gets an overhook and lands an elbow to the side of the head.
Glenn lands a nice shot to the body.
Jewpacabra lands a left hand.
Jewpacabra lands a knee to the head there! That was nasty!
Jewpacabra controlling the action here for a moment.
Jewpacabra lands an elbow inside that Glenn shrugs off.
Jewpacabra lands a damaging elbow.
Jewpacabra gets an overhook and lands an elbow to the side of the head.
Jewpacabra lands a right uppercut that snaps the head of Glenn backwards.
Jewpacabra gets an overhook and lands an elbow to the side of the head.
Jewpacabra lands a big knee to the head and Glenn goes down! Jewpacabra pounces and finishes the fight with strikes! He jumps to his feet and celebrates with the crowd!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 4:43 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). El Jewpacabra!
During a confident post fight interview, El Jewpacabra thanked all his fans. He seemed very genuine when describing how motivated his fans keep him.