PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a featherweight MMA rules bout between Hong Kong Phooey (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Keast Kann (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Phooey's ring entrance music is that housewives' favourite, Hong Kong Phooey. On his way into the cage it seems that Hong Kong Phooey has been attacked by a crazed fan! It looks like it might have been the just bleed guy! Luckily Hong Kong Phooey seems to be OK! I thought that lunatic was in prison!?

Kong Phooey
vs
Kann

175 cm
30
160 lbs
20 - 14 - 1

178 cm
34
154 lbs
29 - 25 - 1

Great wrestler
World class boxer
Insanely flexible

Excellent grappler
World class boxer
Good gas tank

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the featherweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 20 - 14 - 1, fighting out of London, Hong Kong Phooey!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 29 - 25 - 1, fighting out of London, Keast Kann!
The judges for this bout are Phil Schofield, Steven Brown and Donald Grub.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Kann shoots in but no luck this time.
Phooey throws a quick head kick that skims the top of Kann's head.
Phooey throws a head kick but Kann moves out of range.
Kann throws an uppercut from half a mile away. Phooey sees it coming and avoids it easily.
Phooey pushing out the jab but it's not landing.
Phooey misses with a wild combination.
Kann moves out of range of the body kick.
Phooey misses the shot to the body.
Phooey throws a half hearted mid kick.
Phooey displays good takedown defense there as he swats away a double leg from Kann.
Phooey throws a body punch but Kann moves out of range.
Kann misses with a straight left.
No joy there for Phooey, who threw a few shots but didn't land.
Kann scores with a nice right hand.
Kann will need to tighten up his combinations if he doesn't want to gas himself out, swinging at thin air.
A left lands for Kann.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Kann missing with a left hand there. Phooey was out of range so wasted energy throwing that one.
Kann ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Phooey moves away.
Kann fails to land with the punch combination there - jab, cross, hook, miss, miss, miss.
Phooey throws a low kick but Kann moves out of range easily.
Phooey goes to the watering hole and comes back with a big thumbs up from the judges as he scores a three punch combo.

Kann is rocked!
We've been informed that Kann has been sparring a lot of Muay Thai in the buildup to this fight so let's see if that has an impact on the result.
Phooey tries to bum rush Kann with a series of wild strikes but Kann uses good footwork to avoid the assault.
Kann is still on wobbly legs! Can Phooey finish him?
Phooey feints a kick and comes over the top with a right hand, followed by a left hook - both land, sending Kann crashing to the mat! This one is all over!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:34 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Punches). Hong Kong Phooey!