PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Smeagol Gollum (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and John Cena (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). This should be a great matchup!

Gollum
vs
Cena

188 cm
25
265 lbs
0 - 0 - 0

180 cm
19
249 lbs
0 - 1 - 0

BJJ White Belt
Good knees
Good chin

BJJ Blue Belt
Counter fighter
Tends to cut

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 0 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Smeagol Gollum!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 0 - 1 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, John Cena!
The judges for this bout are Robert Twigg, Gwen Towbar and Cecil Peabody.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Cena shoots in looking for a takedown. Gollum tries to sprawl out of it but Cena keeps driving through. The fighters are pinned against the cage. Gollum manages to get underhooks and after a bit of a struggle, circles away and we're back to standing.
Cena looks for a takedown but Gollum sprawls well.

Gollum clinches.
Gollum lands a left hand that snaps the head of Cena backwards.

It looks like John Cena has been cut.
Gollum lands a left hand that snaps the head of Cena backwards.
Gollum working on landing some head shots here - that one got through nicely.
Gollum has Cena pressed against the cage.
Cena tries to break the clinch but Gollum is controlling the position.
Cena wants to break the clinch but can't.

Gollum breaks the clinch and we return to the middle of the mat.
Cena shoots in but Gollum avoids the takedown attempt easily.
Smeagol Gollum has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of John Cena.
Cena misses with a takedown attempt - Gollum sprawls well and throws a nice strike on the way out which just misses.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Cena wants to clinch
and Gollum counters with a huge uppercut, hook combination that drops Cena! The ref has seen enough - he's dived in to stop the fight! Brutal strikes by Gollum!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:18 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Smeagol Gollum!
Post fight, Smeagol Gollum stared into the camera and said 'MY PRECIOUSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!'.