PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a welterweight MMA rules bout between Sheldon Cooper (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Buster Knott (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). The crowd seem to be enjoying Knott's choice of entrance music: Kanye West vs. The xx - Touch The Sky (Carlos Serrano Mix) . Buster Knott is staring across the cage at his opponent, tweaking his nipples.

Cooper
vs
Knott

170 cm
25
180 lbs
3 - 1 - 0

188 cm
18
176 lbs
0 - 0 - 0

BJJ Brown Belt
Basic striking
Big heart

BJJ Blue Belt
Brawler
Very confident

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the welterweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 3 - 1 - 0, fighting out of The Island, Sheldon Cooper!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 0 - 0 - 0, fighting out of The Island, Buster Knott!
The judges for this bout are David Hoff, Dirk Anderson and Sandra Marshall.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
A nice combination there by Knott.
A head kick misses from Knott.

The fight moves into the clinch position.
Cooper definitely looks more muscular than last time we saw him fight.

Cooper jumps guard.
The referee is pacing around the two fighters - he looks like he's thinking about a standup.
Cooper is adopting a defensive guard.
Knott looking to pass the guard.

Knott content to sit in guard, stalling... Great. Oh but he could get punished here because Cooper has locked up a guillotine! Cooper's face is contorted as he sqeezes tight on the submission attempt - will he finish? Knott is holding on here and Cooper must be using up a lot of energy. Knott has gone limp! He's out! He's out cold! Cooper gets to his feet, tossing aside his stricken foe. Arms raised, he milks the applause from the crowd. Great submission!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:53 of round 1, we have a winner by way of Submission (Guillotine). Sheldon Cooper!
The defeated Buster Knott had this to say: 'I still have heaps of improvement, and I'm coming for you next time!'.