PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Mavery Chillim (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Vin Diesel (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Diesel has chosen We Own It - 2 Chainz, Wiz Khalifa as his entrance music. Rumors backstage are that the fighters have been paid to keep it standing but we know that would never happen in MMA!

Chillim
vs
Diesel

193 cm
18
257 lbs
0 - 0 - 0

182 cm
25
225 lbs
1 - 0 - 0

BJJ Blue Belt
Solid boxing
Big right hand

BJJ Blue Belt
Decent boxing
Solid chin

Bad Ideas, Inc.

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 0 - 0 - 0, fighting out of The Island, Mavery Chillim!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 1 - 0 - 0, fighting out of The Island, Vin Diesel!
The judges for this bout are , and .

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Chillim jabs away that one connects to the head of his opponent.
Diesel dodges the punch combination from Chillim.

Diesel bobs and weaves into range and then changes levels and scores with a nice takedown into side control.
Chillim is positioning himself to get back to half guard.
Chillim is moving his hips around well on the bottom and has managed to get back to half guard.
Diesel tries to pass the half guard into mount. Chillim knows what he's doing though and prevents the attempt.

That's one minute gone in the round.

Diesel looking for a submission but Chillim manages to get full guard, putting an end to that submission attempt.
Diesel pushes down on Chillim's leg and manages to get into half guard.
Diesel wants to take a breather but Chillim is having none of it.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Diesel tries to pass to full mount but Chillim defends it.
Diesel is persisting with the attempt to improve his position.
Chillim is looking to regain full guard. Not this time though.
Diesel is looking to pass Chillim's guard but actually Chillim recovers to full guard.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Diesel landing with the ground and pound.
Diesel looking to control the position here, rather than advance.

That's four minutes gone in the round.

The ref stands the fighters back up, due to lack of action by Vin Diesel.
Chillim misses the shot to the body.
Chillim misses with a straight left.
Chillim tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Diesel was well out of range. Poor timing from Chillim.
A looping hook to the body misses from Chillim. Diesel does a little dance to reset his feet.
Diesel shakes his hands off, looking to compose himself, but takes a jab to the jaw whilst he does it.
Chillim tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Diesel was well out of range. Poor timing from Chillim.
Chillim misses with a jab to the body
and Diesel counters with a nice uppercut.

Chillim tries to sprawl but Diesel drives through with a takedown into half guard.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Vin Diesel dominated that round.
The corners get their ten second warning. Both fighters stand from their stools and stare eachother down, ready to get back to the action.

Chillim throws a hook but Diesel avoids it easily.
Chillim scores with a jab to the jaw.
Jab, jab by Chillim - just one landing.

Diesel clinches.

Diesel breaks the clinch.
Chillim bobs and weaves and throws out a fast jab that snaps Diesel's head backwards.

Diesel shoots in and gets a takedown into Chillim's guard.
Chillim will need to keep those long limbs tucked in whilst he's on the ground, to prevent any submissions.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!

Chillim working from the bottom, still in full guard. He's managed to get a loose triangle. Diesel doesn't seem to be doing much to defend here, obviously he feels comfortable in the position. Diesel manages to throw the legs off his shoulder and he's back into guard - no problem.
Diesel sitting in guard here, content to control.
Chillim could do with losing a few pounds - he looks very soft around the mid section, to put it politely.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Diesel looking to pass the guard.

The ref stands the fighters back up. Vin Diesel was stalling too much, according to the referee.
Chillim throws a leg kick but he was too far away and it doesn't land.
Diesel shakes his hands off, looking to compose himself, but takes a jab to the jaw whilst he does it.
Chillim fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Diesel manages to avoid it.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Chillim throws a monster uppercut resembling something out of street fighter but it doesn't land.
Diesel slips a jab from Chillim.
Chillim throws a lazy uppercut

and Diesel counters with a nice single leg takedown and he's in Chillim's guard now.

Chillim working from the bottom, still in full guard. He's managed to get a loose triangle. Diesel doesn't seem to be doing much to defend here, obviously he feels comfortable in the position. Diesel manages to throw the legs off his shoulder and he's back into guard - no problem.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
Diesel stands up over Chillim, holding his feet. He dives back in and lands a decent shot to the head.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Diesel looking to pass the guard.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Chillim keeping moving, preventing Diesel from controlling successfully.
Diesel tries to free his leg and advance position but Chillim is retaining full guard.

Vin Diesel has forced the referee to step in and restart the fight on the feet.
Diesel ducks under a wild hook from Chillim.
Diesel shoots in and drives through. Chillim sprawls well.
Chillim ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Diesel moves away.
Vin Diesel is looking to throw some combinations by the looks of things.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Diesel on the wrong end of a vicious looking body shot.
Chillim throws a right hand that misses

and Diesel counters with a takedown into side control.
Chillim tries to buck Diesel off but Diesel is having none of it.

Diesel swings around for an armbar but Chillim sees it coming a mile off and turns beautifully into Diesel's guard.
Vin Diesel has got the better of the ground game so far.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Diesel looking for a sweep. Not yet Diesel, not yet.

Diesel working for submissions but it's allowed Chillim to get to half guard.
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.
Diesel works his way to full guard. Good work.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

A close second round but Vin Diesel will probably get the nod - 10:9.
The referee calls time. The cornermen exit stage left and we're back to business. This is the final round!

Chillim keeps his opponent at a distance with a nice jab.
Diesel shoots in looking for a takedown but Chillim manages to keep the fight standing, pushing Diesel's face into the canvas for good measure before circling away.
Diesel checks a leg kick.
Chillim misses with a lunging right hand
and Diesel counters with a nice body shot.

Diesel gets the takedown into side control.
Chillim manages to get one leg in to regain half guard.
Diesel wants to pass the guard but Chillim is defending well.
Chillim wants to improve his position but Diesel is controlling well.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Chillim trying to control but Diesel postures up.
Diesel is working hard to pass the guard. He's done it - he's now in full mount! Trouble for Chillim!
Chillim is looking to improve his position but Diesel isn't that keen on the idea.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Diesel trying to control but he's not successful this time.
The crowd growing excited in anticipation of a finish here! Right on cue, Diesel cracks his opponent with a massive right hand that draws loud cheers!
Vin Diesel is fighting for a decision - hopefully he's judged it right and he's actually winning the fight.
Diesel fails to take his opponent's back.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Chillim tries to control the position but Diesel now has his back.
I would not like to be Chillim right now.
Diesel keeps control of the position as Chillim tries to break free.

Diesel looking for the choke but no joy.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Chillim looks to control his opponent's hands but he's not mananging it at the moment.
Mavery Chillim has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!
The crowd applaud the fighters efforts here as the round comes to an end.
Chillim tries to break free.

And that's the end of the fight!
I would just about give that final round to Vin Diesel.
I've got Diesel winning every round here. Surely the decision will go his way and he'll pick up a well deserved decision victory. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Andi Peters scores the fight 27:30
Judge Gordon Ramsey scores the fight 27:30
Judge Frank Skinner scores the fight 27:30

In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Vin Diesel!
A very excited looking Vin Diesel made sure he remembered to thank all the fans both in the arena and on the internet. He said all the coolest people spend all day on MMA websites, which got a big reaction.