PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a featherweight kickboxing rules bout between Vodka Drunkinski (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Francois Dubonet (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Chooooooooon! I think Drunkinski might be my favorite fighter, now he's come out to It's my time. Over to our ring announcer for the fighter introductions!

Drunkinski
vs
Dubonet

159 cm
29
147 lbs
10 - 6 - 2

185 cm
39
160 lbs
29 - 24 - 2

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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the featherweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 10 - 6 - 2, fighting out of Los Angeles, Vodka Drunkinski!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 29 - 24 - 2, fighting out of London, Francois Dubonet!
The judges for this bout are Andrew Berry, William Gold and Steven Brown.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Drunkinski avoids the body shot from Dubonet.
Dubonet has been spending a lot of time sparring his boxing in the run up to the fight, trying to sharpen up those hands and look for a knockout.
Drunkinski keeping at a good range here, avoiding a leg kick.
Dubonet throws a low kick but Drunkinski avoids it.
Dubonet throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Drunkinski attempts a leg kick but it's missed by a good margin.
Dubonet with a nice looking leg kick. You could hear that one land in a back row.
Dubonet looking to take his opponent's legs away with the low kicks.
Drunkinski blocks a head kick by Dubonet.
Dubonet ducks under a wild hook from Drunkinski.
A low kick from Dubonet is predictable there
and Drunkinski counters with a slapping leg kick.
Dubonet throws a leg kick but he was too far away and it doesn't land.
Francois Dubonet seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Dubonet throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Drunkinski connects with a slap. Keep your fist closed son.
A solid leg kick lands there for Drunkinski.
Drunkinski ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Dubonet moves away.
Dubonet misses with a head kick.
Dubonet walks straight into a jab right on the nose. That one stung - he's blinking and trying to clear his head.
Drunkinski throws a combination but it was largely blocked by Dubonet.
Drunkinski connects with a body shot.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Dubonet with poor footwork there. He got himself in a bit of a tangle, enabling Drunkinski to score with a decent uppercut.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Drunkinski on the wrong end of a vicious looking body shot.
Dubonet throws a leg kick that misses.
A bone on bone clash there as Dubonet blocks the leg kick.
Drunkinski slips a straight right by Dubonet.
Dubonet connects with a solid leg kick.
Drunkinski lands a body shot.
Drunkinski has been working on his boxing with his coaches at Mandirigmang Pilipino in the buildup to the fight.
Drunkinski misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
A clash of legs there as Drunkinski blocks the low kick.
Drunkinski misses with a wild body shot.
Dubonet moves out of range of the body kick.
Dubonet tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
Drunkinski shapes like he's going to throw a leg kick but settles back down.
Dubonet throws a head kick but Drunkinski moves out of range.
A head kick misses from Drunkinski.
Dubonet just misses with a punch to the body.
Drunkinski fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Dubonet manages to avoid it.
Well, he's not going to score with shots like that. A lazy body kick attempt from Drunkinski.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Drunkinski throws a quick inside leg kick.
Dubonet misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
Drunkinski lands a nice hook to Dubonet's body. Dubonet takes it in his stride and looks to land his own strikes.
Drunkinski moves into range and lands a nice body kick.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Dubonet on the wrong end of a nice low kick. He's acting like it's no big deal but he doesn't want to take many more of those.
Dubonet lets the fists fly and connects with a left straight followed by a right hook.
Drunkinski throws a leg kick which misses Dubonet's front leg but catches the back leg as Dubonet tries to avoid it.
Drunkinski throws a leg kick that is checked
and Dubonet counters with an inside leg kick.
Drunkinski connects with a leg kick. Dubonet looked like he was expecting something else and didn't defend it.
Dubonet takes a swing at Drunkinski's ribcage but misses.
Drunkinski fakes a jab and throws a low kick but Dubonet checks it well.
Dubonet swings away but doesn't land with a series of punches.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Dubonet takes a punch right to his stomach. That took the wind out of him momentarily.
Dubonet blocks a head kick by Drunkinski.
A head kick misses from Drunkinski.
Dubonet throws a leg kick but he was too far away and it doesn't land.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Vodka Drunkinski dominated that round.
The minute break is over - no more time for sponges and pep talks - back to the action!

Dubonet throws a head kick but Drunkinski moves out of range.
Drunkinski chopping away at his opponent's legs.
Nice defenses there by Dubonet.
Drunkinski avoids the head kick by Dubonet.
A clash of legs there as Drunkinski blocks the low kick.
Drunkinski avoids the body shot from Dubonet.
Dubonet scores with a crisp jab that stopped Drunkinski in his tracks.
That kick from Drunkinski tenderised Dubonet's leg. Dubonet is trying to keep his angry face on.
Drunkinski tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
A nice inside leg kick there by Drunkinski. That's going to slow Dubonet down.
Dubonet lands with a kick to the ribs.
Francois Dubonet is looking to throw some combinations by the looks of things.
Dubonet misses with a head kick.
Dubonet lands a head kick!
Dubonet takes a step back and watches a body kick go sailing past his mid section.
This has been an exciting period of action!
A head kick misses from Dubonet.
A swing and a miss from Drunkinski.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Drunkinski takes a kick to the side of the head.
Sloppy strikes from Dubonet. Those never looked like landing.
Drunkinski scores with a reasonable looking shot to the body. Dubonet doesn't seem bothered though.
Dubonet pivots, looking for a leg kick but Drunkinski is out of range and Dubonet settles back down.
Dubonet's leg has a nasty welt from taking a succession of leg kicks. That must be slowing him down.
Drunkinski lands a leg kick that knocks Dubonet off balance momentarily.
Dubonet lets the fists fly and connects with a left straight followed by a right hook.
Drunkinski throws a nice head kick!
Dubonet throws a body kick that misses.
Vodka Drunkinski is winning the standup battle so far.
Dubonet connects with a high kick.
Drunkinski throws a body punch but Dubonet moves out of range.
Drunkinski throws a leg kick which misses Dubonet's front leg but catches the back leg as Dubonet tries to avoid it.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Dubonet looks for the body kick but Drunkinski saw that one coming.
Dubonet throws a poor cross that misses
and Drunkinski counters with a solid body kick.
Dubonet checks a low kick from Drunkinski.
A thudding body kick lands there by Drunkinski!
Dubonet avoids a lazy jab quite easily.
Drunkinski lands an overhand left. A wild punch that just about connected.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Drunkinski turns his hip over beautifully as he lands a nice leg kick.
Drunkinski plants his feet and lands a nice head kick!
Drunkinski throws a low kick, looking for Dubonet's leg but Dubonet calmly moves out of range.
Dubonet throws a half hearted mid kick.
Drunkinski lands a nice leg kick that just misses Dubonet's sensitive parts.
Dubonet throws a body kick but he wasn't in range.
Drunkinski is looking to wear down Dubonet with body shots, infact he's throwing more body shots than head shots at the moment.
Dubonet looks to land a combination. Drunkinski sees it coming but can only parry a couple of the shots.
Drunkinski takes one to the side of the head.
Drunkinski uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Dubonet.
Drunkinski lands a nice leg kick that just misses Dubonet's sensitive parts.
A looping hook to the body misses from Drunkinski. Dubonet does a little dance to reset his feet.
Dubonet throws a decent looking leg kick but it doesn't land clean.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Drunkinski scores with a punch to the head.
Dubonet swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Drunkinski listening to his corner there, landing a nice uppercut.
Dubonet throws a right and a left that Drunkinski avoids nicely.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

That was a close second round but I would say that Vodka Drunkinski will probably get the nod.
Well, the break between rounds is over. Let's get back to the scrappin! This is the final round!

A solid leg kick lands there for Drunkinski.
This fight brought to you by 5M nutrition - it's mmmmm tasty. Nice jab by Drunkinski.
A looping hook to the body misses from Drunkinski. Dubonet does a little dance to reset his feet.
Drunkinski is looking to score with low kicks.
Drunkinski throws a leg kick but Dubonet moved away.
Boom, another hit is landed. "You're gunna get knocked out" taunts Drunkinski, as that shot connected.
Drunkinski waving his hands out in front of him, looking to distract Dubonet.
Drunkinski misses with a looping left.
Drunkinski throws a head kick that misses.
Drunkinski works his jab well there, keeping his opponent at a distance.
Drunkinski takes a step back and watches a body kick go sailing past his mid section.
Drunkinski throws a leg kick but Dubonet sees it coming and moves out of range.
Dubonet throws a nice inside leg kick.
Dubonet misses with a two punch combination.
Dubonet scores with a leg kick.
Dubonet is looking to land body kicks.
The fighters circling - Drunkinski throws out the jab but it was never going to land.
Francois Dubonet has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!

That's one minute gone in the round.
Drunkinski looks for the body kick but Dubonet saw that one coming.
Dubonet throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
Drunkinski throws a wild body kick that Dubonet sees coming a mile off.
Drunkinski throws a couple of head shots and lands with the final one - a decent hook, which struck Dubonet on the side of the head.
Dubonet throws a head kick but Drunkinski moves out of range.
Dubonet dips down and scores with a jab to the body.
Drunkinski connects with the punch.
Dubonet looks to land a combination but Drunkinski avoids it well.
Dubonet lands with a nice body kick.
Dubonet misses with a head kick.
Dubonet takes a big intake of breath there - he's definitely tired.
Dubonet looks to land a body kick but Drunkinski moved away.
A left and a right from Drunkinski both land. Nice combination.
Drunkinski throws a low kick but it's checked well by Dubonet.
A bone on bone clash there as Dubonet blocks the leg kick.
Drunkinski connects with a leg kick. Dubonet looked like he was expecting something else and didn't defend it.
Drunkinski fakes with a right hand and throws a good leg kick, right into the thigh. That had to hurt Dubonet.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Dubonet takes a punch right to his stomach. That took the wind out of him momentarily.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Dubonet moves out of range of the body kick from Drunkinski.
Drunkinski looking to throw a kick but he's pulled out of it.
Dubonet misses with a wild body shot.
Dubonet connects with an inside leg kick.
Drunkinski ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Dubonet moves away.
Dubonet tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
Drunkinski throws a combination but it was largely blocked by Dubonet.
Drunkinski takes a swing at Dubonet's ribcage but misses.
Dubonet keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Drunkinski throws a head kick that misses.
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.
Drunkinski throws a solid leg kick but Dubonet takes the impact on his shin and smiles at Drunkinski.
Dubonet sees a low kick coming and goes to check it, but it's actually a body kick and it thuds into his unprotected ribs.
Drunkinski connects with a looping left hand that seems like it dazed Dubonet momentarily.
Drunkinski throws out a token jab with nothing on it.

And that's the end of the fight!
Vodka Drunkinski showed his dominance in that final round.
Well Drunkinski has outscored his opponent in every aspect of the fight today. Only a scarily incompetent judge or two will keep him from a well deserved win... Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Andrew Berry scores the fight 30:27
Judge William Gold scores the fight 30:27
Judge Steven Brown scores the fight 29:28

In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Vodka Drunkinski!
A very excited looking Vodka Drunkinski made sure he remembered to thank all the fans both in the arena and on the internet. He said all the coolest people spend all day on MMA websites, which got a big reaction.