PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a super heavyweight MMA rules bout between Donkey Kong (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Silverback Lesnar (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Kong comes into the arena with Brass Monkey - Beastie Boys blaring out of the sound system. Lesnar comes into a darkened arena with his song building. go coors! kicks in, the lights come on and the crowd goes wild! What a showman! Both these guys have solid standup skills and neither is particularly fantastic on the ground, so let's hope for a nice standup war!

Kong
vs
Lesnar

225 cm
22
300 lbs
2 - 0 - 0

166 cm
40
287 lbs
31 - 18 - 0

BJJ Purple Belt
Excellent boxer
Cardio machine

BJJ Purple Belt
Excellent boxer
Solid chin

Steel Penn's All 160
Elite Canadian Threads

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the super heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 2 - 0 - 0, fighting out of New York, Donkey Kong!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 31 - 18 - 0, fighting out of Rio de Janeiro, Silverback Lesnar!
The judges for this bout are Paulo Santos, Luis Engracia and Seu Braga.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Lesnar misses with an uppercut.
Kong lands with a cross.

It looks like Silverback Lesnar has been cut.
Kong throws a decent looking leg kick but it doesn't land clean.
Kong tries to work over Lesnar's front leg with a kick but Lesnar checks it.
Lesnar throws a jab when Kong was well out of range.
Lesnar moves out of range of the leg kick from Kong.
Boom, another hit is landed. "You're gunna get knocked out" taunts Kong, as that shot connected.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Kong throws a series of punches but Lesnar avoids them all with ease.
Kong steps to the side to avoid the strikes from Lesnar.
Kong has been working on his boxing with his coaches at BigMouth Cabrons in the buildup to the fight.
Kong moves out of range of the strikes.
The sound of bone on bone echoes around the arena as Lesnar checks a leg kick.
Lesnar misses with a two punch combination.
A looping hook to the body misses from Lesnar. Kong does a little dance to reset his feet.
Lesnar misses with a hook.
Kong throws a decent looking leg kick but it doesn't land clean.
Kong lands a leg kick and bounces back out of range.
Lesnar fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Kong manages to avoid it.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Lesnar thows a left - swing and a miss!
Kong avoids a lazy jab quite easily.
Lesnar takes a punch right to his stomach. That took the wind out of him momentarily.
Lesnar looks to land a combination. Kong sees it coming but can only parry a couple of the shots.

It looks like Donkey Kong has been cut.
Kong misses with a body shot.
Kong connects with a slap. Keep your fist closed son.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Lesnar rushes in with a sloppy looking punch
and Lesnar takes a counter punch right on the button for his troubles.
Lesnar takes one on the button.
Kong tries to score with a low kick but Lesnar moves his leg out of the way.
Lesnar needs to keep his hands up - Kong had a free shot at his head there.
Kong steps to the side to avoid the strikes from Lesnar.
Kong lands a jab to Lesnar's midsection.
Lesnar looks winded!
Kong throws a combination but comes up with nothing but fresh air.
Kong misses with a few strikes there.
Kong rushes forward with a series of wild hooks but Lesnar moves out of range and avoids them all easily.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Kong keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Kong misses with a body shot.
Good work by Lesnar as he checks the leg kick.
Lesnar throws a hook to the side of Kong's head but Kong sees it coming and ducks under it beautifully.
Kong lands with a shot to the body.
Lesnar takes a swing at Kong's ribcage but misses.
Kong throws a wild combination but nothing lands.
Kong is using his height advantage well here, landing a good percentage of his punches.
Lesnar thuds a left hand into Kong's body.
An inside leg kick lands from Kong.
Ooooh, nice body kick lands from Kong. Lesnar shrugs it off though.
Lesnar moves out of range as Kong throws a body kick.
Kong attempts a leg kick but it's missed by a good margin.
Kong lunges at Lesnar with a hook that half lands and is half blocked by Lesnar's hand.
Lesnar is really struggling to land any decent head shots against his taller opponent.
Kong comes forward and lands a shot to the body, then darts back out of range.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Kong throws a body kick but he wasn't in range.
Lesnar looks to throw the jab but Kong is out of range.
Kong scores with a body shot.
Lesnar has his front leg slapped to the side - a nice low kick landing there from Kong.
Lesnar takes a step back and watches a body kick go sailing past his mid section.
Lesnar with poor footwork there. He got himself in a bit of a tangle, enabling Kong to score with a decent uppercut.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Kong fakes a couple of low kicks, before throwing one on the third attempt. It connects and Lesnar has to reset his feet before getting ready to engage.
Lesnar checks the leg kick.
Kong connects with an inside leg kick.
Lesnar walks into a stiff left hand from Kong.
Lesnar takes a push kick to the midsection and stumbles backwards.
Kong connects with a leg kick. He turned his hip over nicely there.
Kong pulls out of a head kick attempt.
Kong scores with a jab.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Kong will need to close the distance a bit before he attacks - that leg kick was thrown from too far away.
Kong pivots, looking for a leg kick but Lesnar is out of range and Kong settles back down.
Lesnar avoids the body shot from Kong.
Lesnar doesn't react quick enough there as he takes a shot to the body.
Kong cracks a nice hook into Lesnar's ribs.
Lesnar tries to check the leg kick but that clearly hurt him.
Kong throws a feint and then finishes with a kick to the body.
Lesnar checks a leg kick nicely.
Kong misses with a low kick.
Lesnar misses with the combination.
Lesnar gets cracked with a nice right hand there by Kong.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
The crowd cheers as Kong lands an impressive looking overhand right. Lesnar doesn't seem phased though.
Kong lands with a nice body punch.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Donkey Kong dominated that round.
Both fighters have cut men working on them during the interval.
The fighters get back to their feet, the hooter sounds and we're back to the action!

Kong thuds a left hand into Lesnar's body.
A slapping leg kick lands for Kong.
Donkey Kong is winning the standup battle so far.
Kong scores with a reasonable looking shot to the body. Lesnar doesn't seem bothered though.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
A nice leg kick lands there from Kong.
Kong fakes a couple of low kicks, before throwing one on the third attempt. It connects and Lesnar has to reset his feet before getting ready to engage.
Kong fakes with a right hand and throws a good leg kick, right into the thigh. That had to hurt Lesnar.

Kong feints and then winds up with a huge right hand that connects perfectly and sends Lesnar sprawling to the canvas! Lesnar rolls over backwards and springs off the cage and manages to regain his footing - how acrobatic! Oh, he's still wobbly - can Kong finish him?!

Lesnar is rocked!
Kong scores with a shot to the body.
Lesnar is still on wobbly legs! Can Kong finish him?
Lesnar wants to stay close but Kong steps back to make room for something. Lesnar seems frozen to the spot and bam! huge swing of the leg from Kong and Lesnar drops like he has been shot! A huge head kick and it's all over!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:38 of round 2, we have a winner by way of KO (Head Kick). Donkey Kong!
A very excited looking Donkey Kong made sure he remembered to thank all the fans both in the arena and on the internet. He said all the coolest people spend all day on MMA websites, which got a big reaction.