PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Andrei Chikatilo (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Dre Parker (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Chikatilo comes into the arena with Black Sunshine blaring out of the sound system. Dre Parker has the better chin. Will he look to stand and bang today?

Chikatilo
vs
Parker

195 cm
26
272 lbs
18 - 8 - 0

200 cm
27
265 lbs
18 - 8 - 1

Good wrestling
World class boxer
Cardio machine

Good wrestler
World class MT
Good gas tank

Steel Penn's All 160

Cynical Truth Vegas (steel penn)

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 18 - 8 - 0, fighting out of Sydney, Andrei Chikatilo!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 18 - 8 - 1, fighting out of Sydney, Dre Parker!
The judges for this bout are Ben Hemmingworth, Eliza Hachem and Bruno Hogan.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Chikatilo shoots in for a takedown. He's persisting with it as Parker sprawls well. Parker wins this battle and keeps the fight standing. Chikatilo gets slowly back to his feet.
Parker throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
Chikatilo closes this distance looking for a takedown but Parker circles away.

Parker moves into range and clinches up with Chikatilo.
Parker tries to throw a body punch but Chikatilo avoids it by throwing Parker back against the cage.
Parker is pressed up against the cage. Chikatilo has hold of a leg and is looking to drag Parker down to the mat. Parker avoids the attempt though and has circled away. We're back to striking at a distance.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Andrei Chikatilo. That's going to take a lot out of him.
Chikatilo will need to tighten up his combinations if he doesn't want to gas himself out, swinging at thin air.
Parker lands a nice leg kick that just misses Chikatilo's sensitive parts.
Chikatilo misses with a body kick.
Chikatilo closes the distance and clinches up with Parker, looking for a takedown. Chikatilo pushes Parker against the cage but Parker circles to the side and manages to break the clinch.
Parker tries to clinch up.
Chikatilo throws a sloppy head kick and Parker moves out of range easily.
Parker displays good takedown defense there as he swats away a double leg from Chikatilo.
Parker has been working on his striking defense in training and it's paying off as Chikatilo is landing a low percentage of strikes.
Dre Parker seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Parker jabs Chikatilo to the body, keeping him at a distance.
Chikatilo is breathing heavily.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Chikatilo fails with a takedown attempt.
Parker delivers a nice body kick.

That's one minute gone in the round.

Parker moves into the clinch.
Chikatilo drops to a knee looking for a takedown but Parker gets the underhooks and prevents it.
Chikatilo is trying to break the clinch but Parker is controlling him.

Parker breaks from the clinch.
Like a baseball bat into the meat of his leg there - nice leg kick by Parker.

Parker closes the distance and presses his opponent up against the cage.
Our sources have told us that Chikatilo has been working on his elbows in the gym.
Parker misses with a body punch.
Chikatilo wants to break free. God knows he wants to breaaaak freeee.
Parker just leaning against Chikatilo, taking a breather.
Chikatilo goes for a takedown in the clinch but Parker prevents it.
Chikatilo misses with some punches.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Chikatilo is working for takedown but Parker is calmly controlling the position for now.
Chikatilo can't get the takedown.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Chikatilo is looking to take this one to the mat.

Chikatilo's corner calls for him to break the clinch, which he does.
Parker lands with a thumping leg kick.

Parker cracks Chikatilo with a big right hand that sends him to the floor! Chikatilo looks wobbly but he's sprung back up to his feet straight away… can Parker finish him?

It looks like Andrei Chikatilo has been cut.
Parker moves in looking to clinch but Chikatilo pushes him off.
A really sloppy takedown attempt there from Chikatilo.

Parker fakes with an overhand right and moves in to clinch with Chikatilo, pushing him back against the cage.
Parker lands a left hand.

Parker pushes off and circles away, back to the middle of the mat.
Chikatilo rushes in with a sloppy looking punch
and Parker counters with a slapping leg kick.
Parker scores with a punch to the gut of his opponent.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Parker throws a body kick that digs right into the meat.
Chikatilo on the receiving end of a decent leg kick there by Parker. Parker obviously looking to wear him down.
Chikatilo has a nice red mark on his side after a thudding body kick by Parker.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Parker dips down and scores with a jab to the body.
Chikatilo avoids the clinch attempt nicely.
Parker explodes with a nice body kick and back out of range. Nice work.
Parker throws a wild body kick that Chikatilo sees coming a mile off.
Chikatilo on the wrong end of a nice low kick. He's acting like it's no big deal but he doesn't want to take many more of those.
Parker tries to clinch up but Chikatilo circles away and keeps his distance.
This is turning into a torrid day at the office for Chikatilo. He's trying desperately to land a takedown but he's failing miserably and getting slapped silly on the feet to compound his misery.

Parker moves into the clinch successfully.
Parker lands with a good tight uppercut to the head.
Parker lands a nice uppercut.
Parker stalling here - the referee won't stand for too much of that.
Chikatilo can't break the clinch.
Chikatilo misses with some punches.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Chikatilo has a body lock and is looking for a takedown. Parker is bouncing around trying to prevent the takedown and somehow he has indeed managed to stay on his feet.
Chikatilo drops to a knee looking for a takedown but Parker gets the underhooks and prevents it.
Parker goes for a body shot but it's blocked.

Parker breaks the clinch and we return to the middle of the mat.
Parker tries to close the distance and clinch up against the cage but Chikatilo paws at him with a jab and circles away.
Parker lands a kick to the ribs of his opponent. Nice work there - in and out in a flash.
Parker is looking to clinch.
Parker connects with the punch.
Parker tries to clinch up but Chikatilo circles away and keeps his distance.
Parker tries to clinch there but Chikatilo circles away.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Parker tries to bum rush Chikatilo with a series of wild strikes but Chikatilo uses good footwork to avoid the assault.
A head kick misses from Parker.
Chikatilo shoots in for a takedown. "Ole!" shouts Parker as he jumps to the side.
Parker tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Chikatilo was well out of range. Poor timing from Parker.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Dre Parker dominated that round.
The cut man is working on Andrei Chikatilo's cut.
That's time! Back to the action!

Parker tries to clinch up.
Parker thows a body kick. Chikatilo tries to catch it but that hurt him.
Parker misses with a double jab.
Chikatilo will be looking to protect his midsection after taking some solid kicks to the body.
Chikatilo shoots for a double leg takedown but Parker sprawls well. He's pushed Chikatilo's face into the mat and manages to get back to his feet relatively easily.
Parker throws a series of punches but Chikatilo avoids them all with ease.
Parker will need to tighten up his combinations if he doesn't want to gas himself out, swinging at thin air.
Good leg kick by Parker there. It's the ones that make that thud noise that hurt and that was an almighty thud.
Parker scores with a one two! Chikatilo had his feet all tangled up there and couldn't avoid the strikes.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Parker is looking to clinch but Chikatilo is avoiding it.
Chikatilo shoots in but Parker avoids the takedown attempt easily.
Parker connects with a nice cross there... Chikatilo is looking wobbly and Parker recognises it - he's rushed in and lands two more brutal shots that send Chikatilo to the canvas, out cold! A brutal finish to the fight - Parker jumps onto the cage to celebrate with the crowd!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:44 of round 2, we have a winner by way of KO (Punches). Dre Parker!
Dre Parker was full of energy after the big win and talked about how he thinks he can do big things in this sport. The crowd were appreciative of his determination to succeed.