PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a middleweight MMA rules bout between Dwight Moody (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Jack Ass (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Jack Ass has the eye of the tiger tonight.

Moody
vs
Ass

185 cm
34
195 lbs
17 - 12 - 0

180 cm
35
196 lbs
28 - 17 - 1

Good wrestling
World class boxer
Insanely flexible

Olympic wrestler
World class boxer
Granite chin

Meet the Future

Perkele!

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the middleweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 17 - 12 - 0, fighting out of Helsinki, Dwight Moody!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 28 - 17 - 1, fighting out of Helsinki, Jack Ass!
The judges for this bout are Marco Blurström, Roosa Järviläinen and Tarja Halkonen.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Ass connects with a body shot that sends Moody's belly button to the back.
Ass connects with a right hand. Moody shakes it off.
Ass tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Moody was well out of range. Poor timing from Ass.
Moody swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Moody throws a hook but Ass avoids it easily.
Moody walks straight into an uppercut. Luckily it didn't land flush.
Moody uses good footwork to avoid the strikes from Ass.
Ass pushing out the jab but it's not landing.
Jack Ass seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Moody moves into range and lands a nice leg kick.
Moody lands a body shot.
Ass lands with a shot to the body.
A jab lands there for Moody.
Moody defending well as Ass loads up on a big left hand.
Moody throws a wild body kick that Ass sees coming a mile off.
Moody showing good head movement there, avoiding the strikes from Ass.
Ass throws a head kick but Moody moves out of range.
Ass bobs and weaves and throws out a fast jab that snaps Moody's head backwards.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Ass blocks the body kick.
Moody tries a head kick but it misses.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Ass throws out a loose jab but Moody uses good head movement to avoid it.
A swing and a miss from Ass.
Moody has been working on his boxing with his coaches at KO Gym in the buildup to the fight.
Ass throws an uppercut from half a mile away. Moody sees it coming and avoids it easily.
Moody throws a wild combination but nothing lands.
Dwight Moody is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.
Moody tries a head kick but it misses.
Ass lands with a shot to the body.
Moody misses with a body shot.
Ass pushing out the jab but it's not landing.
Ass pushing out the jab but it's not landing.
Ass misses with a looping right.
Moody throws a body punch but Ass moves out of range.
Moody lands a jab to Ass's midsection.
Ass swings wildly with a right hand that was never going to find it's target.
Moody thows a body shot but no joy.
Moody tries to score with an inside leg kick but telegraphs it and Ass is able to avoid easily.
Ass scores with a nice right hand.
Ass lunges at Moody with a hook that half lands and is half blocked by Moody's hand.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Ass fakes a head punch and goes low to the body. Nicely done.
Ass with a jab.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Ass throws a right and a left that both miss.
Moody moves in looking to clinch but Ass pushes him off.
Ass misses with a few strikes there.
Moody misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
Ass throws a right hand that Moody ducks under and follows up with a left that Moody also avoids with ease.
Moody misses with a head kick.
Ass throws a head kick that misses
and Moody counters with a good, hard body kick but Ass shrugs it off.
Ass feints a jab promting Moody to slip. Ass then demonstrates his capabilities by jabbing again. Moody slips again and ducks right into an uppercut.
Moody throws the kick towards the body but Ass avoids it.
Moody is looking to slow Ass down with leg kicks.
Moody misses with a body shot.
Moody throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Nice shot by Moody.
Ass's jab looks to have found its range, popping Moody under the eye.

That's three minutes gone in the round.

Ass drives through with a really nice takedown into side control.
Moody tries to get back to his feet but has found himself mounted instead. Damn, that's gotta suck.
Moody is writhing around trying to get back to his feet.
Moody is wriggling around trying to escape.
Moody is working hard here to advance position.
Ass looking to control but Moody is working nicely, looking to advance position himself.
Ass takes a little breather and maintains the position. The referee will be looking for him to stay active from such a dominant position though.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Ass trying to control but Moody is having none of it.

Jack Ass has forced the referee to step in and restart the fight on the feet.
Ass with a hook.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Ass scores with a reasonable looking shot to the body. Moody doesn't seem bothered though.
Ass throws a head kick that misses.
A cross from Ass lands.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Ass scores with a head kick.
Ass throws the left hand but Moody avoids the punch easily.
Ass misses with a straight left.
Ass is landing a lot of head punches in this opening round! Moody had better start moving his head a bit unless he wants his face to turn into pâté.
Moody lands with a good body shot.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Jack Ass dominated that round.
The corners get their ten second warning. Both fighters stand from their stools and stare eachother down, ready to get back to the action.

Ass throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
Moody lands an overhand left. A wild punch that just about connected.
Moody is looking to wear down Ass with body shots, infact he's throwing more body shots than head shots at the moment.
Moody pulls out of a head kick attempt.
Ass checks a leg kick nicely.
Moody swings for the body but Ass moves out of range.
Ass misses with an attempted mid kick.
Moody scores with a kick to the body.
Ass misses with the combination.
Ass moves into range and throws a combination. A nice jab followed by a hook to the body.
Jack Ass seems to be getting the better of the standup.
Moody throws a sloppy head kick and Ass moves out of range easily.
Moody uses good head movement to avoid the hook from Ass.
Moody dances in quickly and lands a nice inside leg kick on Ass. That did some damage!
Moody blocks a head kick by Ass.
Ass throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
Moody looks to score with a combo but nothing lands.
Moody throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Danga de danga de dang - Ass scores with a four punch combination!

That's one minute gone in the round.
Moody throws a low kick but his opponent is out of range.
Moody throws a big shot that misses.
A looping hook to the body misses from Ass. Moody does a little dance to reset his feet.
Moody swings wildly with a hook that is half blocked by Ass.
Ass shoots in looking for a double leg takedown. Moody defends it nicely.
Moody doesn't react quick enough there as he takes a shot to the body.
Moody uses good head movement to avoid the hook from Ass.
That's a knee to de groin and it's over and out! Ass crumples to the ground after an illegal strike from Moody - the referee stops the clock and Ass gets 5 minutes to recover from that one. "I'm sorry" says Moody. Ass manages to get back to his feet and the fight resumes.
Ass misses with a hook. Moody ducked under it nicely.
A right-left combo lands from Moody.

It looks like Jack Ass has been cut.
Moody slips a jab and a cross from Ass.
Ass throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
Nice uppercut there from Moody.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Moody scores with a hook.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Moody scores with a body shot.
Ass uses good footwork to get in and out, landing a nice hook.
Moody tries to land a front kick but Ass steps back. That was a bit too telegraphed.
Jack Ass is looking to throw some combinations by the looks of things.
Moody misses with a straight right.
Ass shoots in for a takedown - he's clinched up with Moody but Moody pushes him off and we're back to square one.
Ass doesn't succeed with the takedown
and Moody counters with a body kick that brings a smile to the face of both fighters.
Dwight Moody has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Jack Ass.
Ass is breathing heavily.
Moody misses with a body shot.
Moody misses with a body punch
and Moody takes a counter punch right on the button for his troubles.
Ass takes one to the side of the head.
Ass moves out of range as Moody throws a body kick.
Moody connects with a crisp jab.
Ass lands with a nice combination. Moody backs away looking to recover.
Ass scores with a jab.
Ass swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Ass looks to land a combination. Moody sees it coming but can only parry a couple of the shots.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Moody scores with a nice head shot.
Ass takes a swing at Moody's ribcage but misses.
Moody tried to score with a low kick but Ass checks it.
Decent striking displayed by Ass there.
Ass has his takedown stuffed
and Moody counters with a thumping low kick.
Moody feints and then cracks Ass's leading leg with a nice low kick. He's obviously looking to slow Ass down.
Ass misses with a series of wild punches.
Nice defenses there by Ass.
Moody with a hook.

Ass shoots in and scores a nice double leg takedown into half guard.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Moody gets full guard.
Moody has a closed guard, preventing anything of note from happening. Perhaps he's looking to stall.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Ass stops Moody from standing up.
Ass trying to control but Moody is working from the bottom.
Moody is looking to stand up but Ass isn't so interested in that idea.
Moody is working an open guard here, looking to improve his position. No doubt that will leave him open to counters but at least he's being more offensive.
Ass is looking to stand up but Moody won't let him.
We must be close to a standup if these guys don't pick up the pace.

Jack Ass has forced the referee to step in and restart the fight on the feet.
Good standup being displayed there by Moody as he connects with a hook.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Ass connects with a slap. Keep your fist closed son.
Moody stuffs a takedown. It's all about dictating where the fight takes place and Moody wants it to stay on the feet.
Ass misses with a few strikes there.
Ass avoids the body shot from Moody.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Dwight Moody dominated that second round.
The cut man is working on Jack Ass's cut.
Well, the break between rounds is over. Let's get back to the scrappin! Ladies and gentlemen, this is the final round!

Moody has his head snapped back a nice jab. A little nod from Moody there as he acknowledges the shot.
Ass changes levels and scores with a jab to the body.
Moody with poor footwork there. He got himself in a bit of a tangle, enabling Ass to score with a decent uppercut.
Moody lands with a thumping leg kick.
A slow jab from Moody misses its intended target.
Ass just misses with a punch to the body.

Ass closes the distance and after a bit of a stuggle, scores a takedown into Moody's guard.
Moody seems keen to control rather than go for a submission, at least for now.
Ass stops Moody from standing up.
Ass scoring with some ground and pound.
Ass wants to stand but Moody has a closed guard, so he can't escape.
Moody working the defensive guard well to avoid strikes from Ass.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Ass prevents Moody from getting back to his feet.
Moody is pulling down on Ass's head to control his posture.
Moody keeping full guard, as Ass tries to pass.
Ass trying to control but Moody is working from the bottom.

It looks like we're going to have a standup here. Neither fighter is doing enough on the ground.
Ass keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Moody thuds a left hand into Ass's body.
Moody staying out of range there.
No joy there for Ass, who threw a few shots but didn't land.
Ass throws a lazy uppercut
and Moody counters with a quick right hand to the jaw.
A telegraphed right hand from Ass misses the target.
A head kick misses from Ass.
Moody stuffs the takedown attempt from Ass. Ass gets slowly back to his feet.
Ass takes a big intake of breath there - he's definitely tired.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Moody misses with a wild body shot.
Good leg kick by Moody there. It's the ones that make that thud noise that hurt and that was an almighty thud.
Ass misses with a wild combination.
Moody throws a hook to the side of Ass's head but Ass sees it coming and ducks under it beautifully.
Ass lands a high kick!
Moody misses with a hook. Ass ducked under it nicely.
Ass throws a jab when Moody was well out of range.
Moody rushes forward with a series of wild hooks but Ass moves out of range and avoids them all easily.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Ass slips a jab from Moody.
Moody lands with a hook. Ass tried to avoid it but it clipped the top of his head.
Moody fails with an attempt to clinch.
Ass throws an uppercut from half a mile away. Moody sees it coming and avoids it easily.

Moody gets caught flat footed, as Ass shoots in with a quick takedown into guard.
Moody keeping moving, preventing Ass from controlling successfully.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Moody is trying to control the position from the bottom.
Moody wants to control here, rather than go for any submissions from the bottom. At least for now.
Ass won't allow Moody to sweep him here.
Moody wants to stand but Ass is controlling the position.

The referee decides to stand the fighters back up.
Ass tries to move into range but Moody moves to the side and lands with a nice right hand.
Moody feints with a shoulder and throws a nice leg kick to Ass's calf.
Ass misses with a wild combination.
Ass on the wrong end of a vicious looking body shot.
Ass ducks under a wild hook from Moody.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Moody tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Ass was well out of range. Poor timing from Moody.
Ass pulls out of a head kick attempt.
Moody uses good footwork to avoid the strikes from Ass.
Ass throws a jab but it's blocked by Moody.
Ass misses with a hook
and Moody counters with an inside leg kick.

Ass shoots in from a long way out. He's driving through with the takedown attempt and he eventually gets it, landing in Moody's guard.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Moody is pulling down on Ass's head to control his posture.
Jack Ass has got the better of the ground game so far.
Moody is looking to get back to his feet but can't, whilst Ass is controlling him.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
Ass wants to control from the top but Moody keeps moving.
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.
Moody tries to land a sweep but no joy.
We must be close to a standup if these guys don't pick up the pace.

Moody is looking for a guillotine. You can't force these things though and Ass defends well.

And that's the end of the fight!
I would just about give that final round to Jack Ass.
I think Ass has won this one but let's see whether the judges agree with me. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Marco Blurström scores the fight 28:29
Judge Roosa Järviläinen scores the fight 29:28
Judge Tarja Halkonen scores the fight 28:29

In favor of your winner, by split decision... Jack Ass!