PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a featherweight MMA rules bout between Great Cornholio (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Kotaro Fuma (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Cornholio comes to the cage accompanied by Du Hast by Ramstein - Cornholio Mix. Great Cornholio had a look across the cage there at his opponent. He definitely means business

Cornholio
vs
Fuma

169 cm
28
150 lbs
5 - 4 - 0

169 cm
26
158 lbs
6 - 58 - 2

BJJ Blue Belt
Solid Muay Thai
Good chin

BJJ White Belt
Counter fighter
Knockout power

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the featherweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 5 - 4 - 0, fighting out of Tokyo, Great Cornholio!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 6 - 58 - 2, fighting out of Tokyo, Kotaro Fuma!
The judges for this bout are Yasuomi Hirokawa, Yuuki Gou and Tatsuya Matsuyama.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!

Cornholio manages to get an easy takedown there - catching Fuma on his heels. He'll look to pass Fuma's guard now, I'm sure.
It looks like the ref is thinking about a standup.
Fuma is working from a closed guard but he's struggling to control his opponent.
Cornholio controls from within his opponent's guard.

Cornholio drops back for a leg but he's not going to get it - he lets go and Fuma dives on top into guard.

Cornholio working from the bottom, still in full guard. He's managed to get a loose triangle. Fuma doesn't seem to be doing much to defend here, obviously he feels comfortable in the position. Oh but Cornholio is tightening it up a little... Fuma has to be careful here... He's got his foot tucked under now, this looks tight! Fuma reacted too slowly and this one could be over in a matter of seconds! YES! Fuma taps out! Nice BJJ there by Cornholio!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:58 of round 1, we have a winner by way of Submission (Triangle Choke). Great Cornholio!
Post fight, Great Cornholio stared into the camera and said 'Brian Fantana. You ARE next! That belt is mine. Me and you, end of January or two weeks...up to you, CHIMP, I mean, Champ. I dont know about sex panther, but your mother is quite a sex cougar. After I whoop your ass Im gonna drink some Fanta and piss in her mouth.'.