PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Heimo Hulahula (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Fedor A million ankle (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). A million ankle has chosen punchout as his entrance music. Over to our ring announcer for the fighter introductions!

Hulahula
vs
A million ankle

176 cm
38
182 lbs
36 - 17 - 2

199 cm
33
285 lbs
46 - 35 - 0

Great wrestler
World class boxer
Insanely flexible

Good wrestler
World class MT
Powerful

Cynical Truth Vegas (steel penn)
GREEN!160

Cynical Truth Vegas (steel penn)

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 36 - 17 - 2, fighting out of Las Vegas, Heimo Hulahula!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 46 - 35 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Fedor A million ankle!
The judges for this bout are Chris Downing, Robert Twigg and Stewart Dunkirk.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
A swing and a miss from Hulahula.
The sound of bone on bone echoes around the arena as A million ankle checks a leg kick.
Hulahula lands a jab. Then a cross. Then finally a nice hook to the body. Good work there by Hulahula.
A million ankle scores with a nice strike.
Hulahula scores with a crisp jab that stopped A million ankle in his tracks.
Hulahula throws a leg kick but A million ankle sees it coming and checks it nicely.
Hulahula cracks a nice hook into A million ankle's ribs.
A telegraphed right hand from Hulahula misses the target.
A million ankle avoids a lazy jab quite easily.
Hulahula cracks A million ankle with a hook to the jaw. Both fighters smile at eachother and high-five before getting back down to business.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
A million ankle uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Hulahula.

That's one minute gone in the round.
That kick from Hulahula tenderised A million ankle's leg. A million ankle is trying to keep his angry face on.
Hulahula pushes A million ankle away with a front kick.
Hulahula digs a good body shot into A million ankle's ribs.
Hulahula looks to have improved his striking defense since last time we saw him fight.
Hulahula loads up on a big right hand but A million ankle slips the punch.
Hulahula throws a push kick but A million ankle slaps the foot to one side.
Hulahula takes a swing at A million ankle's ribcage but misses.
Hulahula throws a low kick but his opponent is out of range.
A solid leg kick lands there for Hulahula.
Hulahula lunges in with swinging rights and lefts but A million ankle circles away quickly and effectively.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Hulahula thows a left - swing and a miss!
A slow jab from Hulahula misses its intended target.
Hulahula throws a leg kick which misses A million ankle's front leg but catches the back leg as A million ankle tries to avoid it.
Heimo Hulahula seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Hulahula scores with a sloppy punch to the body. Not much technique there but it did the business.
Hulahula lands a nice hook to A million ankle's body. A million ankle takes it in his stride and looks to land his own strikes.
Hulahula waving his hands out in front of him, looking to distract A million ankle.
Hulahula tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but A million ankle was well out of range. Poor timing from Hulahula.
Hulahula throws a body punch but A million ankle moves out of range.
Hulahula changes levels and scores with a jab to the body.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Nice jab there from Hulahula.
Hulahula changes levels and scores with a jab to the body.
Hulahula dips to his left and cracks A million ankle with an uppercut!
Hulahula scores with a kick to the midsection.
A million ankle uses good head movement to avoid the hook from Hulahula.
Hulahula lands a really nice looking cross but A million ankle seems unphased.
A million ankle takes a jab on the nose. He smiles like he loves it and keeps coming.
Nice shot by Hulahula.
Nice straight punches there by Hulahula. You know Roy Jones Jr respects the hands of Hulahula.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Hulahula tries a low kick but A million ankle avoids it.
A million ankle moves out of range of the leg kick from Hulahula.
A million ankle on the wrong end of a nice hook.
Hulahula throws an ugly left hook that misses
and A million ankle counters with a thumping low kick.
A million ankle displays some good footwork, moving neatly out of range as Hulahula throws out the jab.
Hulahula throws a solid leg kick but A million ankle takes the impact on his shin and smiles at Hulahula.
Hulahula jabbing away but nothing is landing.
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.
Hulahula is the aggressor but that punch slipped nicely by A million ankle.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Hulahula throws a solid leg kick but A million ankle takes the impact on his shin and smiles at Hulahula.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Heimo Hulahula dominated that round.
That's the end of the round. The referee orders the cornermen out of the cage so we can get back down to business.

Hulahula looks to land a body kick but A million ankle moved away.
A million ankle takes a step back and watches a body kick go sailing past his mid section.
Hulahula scores with a jab to the body.
A million ankle on the wrong end of a nice low kick. He's acting like it's no big deal but he doesn't want to take many more of those.
A million ankle uses good head movement to avoid the hook from Hulahula.
Hulahula throws a body kick but he wasn't in range.
Hulahula will need to tighten up his combinations if he doesn't want to gas himself out, swinging at thin air.
A punch combination from Hulahula misses.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Hulahula lands the left hand.
Hulahula scores with a nice one two combo and darts back out of range to avoid anything coming in the opposite direction.
Hulahula scores with a nice right hand.
A million ankle on the wrong end of a decent looking cross there.
A million ankle keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Hulahula cracks a nice hook into A million ankle's ribs.
Hulahula rushes forward with a series of wild hooks but A million ankle moves out of range and avoids them all easily.
Heimo Hulahula is winning the standup battle so far.
Hulahula throws a leg kick but he was too far away and it doesn't land.
A million ankle takes one on the chin but keeps coming.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Hulahula throws a wild combination but nothing lands.
Hulahula throws a half hearted mid kick.
Hulahula throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Hulahula ducks down and throws a hook to the body but A million ankle moves away.
Hulahula scoring well with a low kick there.
A million ankle staying out of range there.
Hulahula fakes with the hands and throws a leg kick but A million ankle is out of range.
A million ankle takes a shot to the body in his stride.
A telegraphed right hand from Hulahula misses the target.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
A million ankle takes a nice looking leg kick right on the meat of his thigh there.
Hulahula swings widly with a right hand

and A million ankle moves into the clinch.
Hulahula tries a body shot but A million ankle blocks it.
A million ankle stalling in the clinch.
A million ankle blocks a punch to the side of the head.
A million ankle is defending well against a takedown attempt.
A million ankle lands a shoulder strike that jolts his opponent's head backwards.
A million ankle lands punches inside but they're not really causing much damage.
Hulahula fails to pull guard.
A million ankle blocks an uppercut.
A million ankle lands a shoulder strike.
Hulahula blocks an elbow strike.
Hulahula blocks the elbow strike.
A million ankle blocks an uppercut.
A million ankle is trying to wear down his opponent with knees to the body.
Both fighters are absolutely exhausted here.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
With the fighters clinched against the cage, A million ankle creates a bit of distance for himself and scores with a nice uppercut.
A million ankle landing knees to the body.
A million ankle lands an elbow inside that Hulahula shrugs off.

It looks like Heimo Hulahula has been cut.
A million ankle lands with a short shot to the head.
A million ankle lands a right hand that snaps the head of Hulahula backwards.
Hulahula misses with some punches.
A million ankle landing knees to the head.

Hulahula is rocked!
A million ankle creates a bit of space for himself and rocks Hulahula with a big uppercut! Hulahula tries to clinch up but A million ankle pushes him back against the cage and lands another monster strike that crumples Hulahula to the mat! Hulahula covers up and A million ankle unloads with more strikes until the referee steps in to end the bout!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 4:39 of round 2, we have a winner by way of TKO (Punches). Fedor A million ankle!
Fedor A million ankle tried to hype himself up post fight but didn't word it too well and it ended up with him sounding like a bit of a tool.