PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a super heavyweight MMA rules bout between Stef Jalz (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Bleh Wha (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Wha is bobbing his head along to his entrance song: Super Bon Bon - Soul Coughing. Over to our ring announcer for the fighter introductions!

Jalz
vs
Wha

225 cm
27
324 lbs
9 - 12 - 0

225 cm
29
300 lbs
20 - 15 - 0

Abu Dhabi Champ
Excellent boxer
Granite chin

Decent wrestler
World class boxer
Fast

Milwaukee's Best 160

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the super heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 9 - 12 - 0, fighting out of Rio de Janeiro, Stef Jalz!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 20 - 15 - 0, fighting out of Rio de Janeiro, Bleh Wha!
The judges for this bout are Leandro Rodrigues, Thiago Cunha and Mauricio Rocha.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Jalz tries to clinch
and Wha counters with a left and a right that stings Jalz.
Wha tries to bum rush Jalz with a series of wild strikes but Jalz uses good footwork to avoid the assault.
Wha throws the kick towards the body but Jalz avoids it.
Wha throws a body kick but he was well out of range there.

Wha instigates a clinch.
A short right from Wha.
Jalz tries to land a knee to the head but Wha blocks with his arms.
Jalz tries to land a knee to the head but misses.
Wha landing some nice looking knees to the body.
Jalz is trying to pull guard but Wha has him pressed against the cage.
We've been informed that Wha has been sparring a lot of Muay Thai in the buildup to this fight so let's see if that has an impact on the result.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Wha avoiding damage as Jalz throws knees to the body.
Jalz misses with a knee strike.
Wha lands a nice elbow from the clinch.
Wha lands a nice uppercut.
Jalz misses with a knee strike.
Jalz tries to land a knee to the head but misses.
Jalz takes a knee right on the jaw!
Jalz looking to throw knees to the head but Wha is blocking nicely.

Wha escapes the clinch and we're back to striking.
Wha bobbing and weaving, closes the distance and lands a hook to the side of Jalz's head.

Wha pushes Jalz up against the cage in a clinch.

That's one minute gone in the round.

Wha escapes the clinch and we're back to striking.
Jalz looks to have improved his striking defense since last time we saw him fight.

Wha instigates a clinch.
A right handed body shot lands from Wha.
Jalz is breathing heavily.
Wha unloads a knee to the mid-section. Jalz lets out a prehistoric sounding urrrrgh.
Wha landing knees to the body. They look like they could hurt.
Wha lands a hook that snaps the head of Jalz backwards.
Jalz tries a knee to the head but he's missed.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.

Wha manages to break the clinch.
Wha lands a jab and follows it up with a massive straight that knocks Jalz out cold! Jalz is crumpled in the corner, his head only propped up by the cage! That's one for the organiziational promos right there! Wow, what a finish!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:33 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Punches). Bleh Wha!
Our winner, Bleh Wha, made sure he spent some time buttering up the crowd during his post fight interview, which will no doubt bring him a few more fans.