PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Thor Boschat (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Buster FaceBreaker (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). FaceBreaker has chosen Divine Heresy - Facebreaker as his entrance music, which hasn't gone down very well with the crowd. This should be a great matchup!

Boschat
vs
FaceBreaker

205 cm
22
260 lbs
4 - 6 - 0

190 cm
27
264 lbs
6 - 3 - 0

BJJ White Belt
World class boxer
Cardio machine

BJJ Blue Belt
Decent boxing
Solid chin

Cold Blooded Kemists ↑ 5x160Q

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 4 - 6 - 0, fighting out of Sydney, Thor Boschat!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 6 - 3 - 0, fighting out of Sydney, Buster FaceBreaker!
The judges for this bout are Bruno Hogan, Steve Erwin and Summer Carpenter.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
FaceBreaker misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
Boschat lands a pitter patter jab to the forehead of his opponent.
Boschat uses good head movement to avoid the hook from FaceBreaker.
FaceBreaker throws a low kick but Boschat moves out of range easily.
Boschat connects with a hook to the side of his opponent's head.
Boschat cracks FaceBreaker with a good shot that sees him stumbling back into the cage.

It looks like Buster FaceBreaker has been cut.
FaceBreaker falls off balance throwing a combination
and Boschat counters with a three punch combination, finished off with a leg kick. Nice work.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Boschat bobs and weaves and throws out a fast jab that snaps FaceBreaker's head backwards.
Boschat is using his reach advantage well here, landing the more effective single shots from range.
Boschat connects with a lovely right hand, straight down the pipe.
Boschat scores with a jab. FaceBreaker acknowledges it with a nod of the head.
FaceBreaker throws a jab, cross combination which is slipped
and Boschat counters with a left to the body.
Boschat lands an overhand left. A wild punch that just about connected.

FaceBreaker closes the distance and clinches.
Boschat wants to push off and get back to the center of the mat but FaceBreaker has him pressed against the cage.
FaceBreaker is pushing Boschat up against the cage, for a bit of lean and pray action. Action being used the in the loosest possible sense of the word.
FaceBreaker has Boschat pressed against the cage, preventing Boschat from circling away and getting back to striking at range.
FaceBreaker connects with a nasty looking knee right to Boschat's face.

That's one minute gone in the round.
FaceBreaker prevents Boschat from breaking the clinch.
Boschat wants to strike at distance but he can't break free of the clinch.
FaceBreaker misses with an elbow strike.
We've been informed that FaceBreaker has been sparring a lot of Muay Thai in the buildup to this fight so let's see if that has an impact on the result.
FaceBreaker lands a hook that snaps the head of Boschat backwards.
Boschat tries to circle away but FaceBreaker has him pinned against the cage.
FaceBreaker is working Boschat over against the cage.
Boschat definitely looks more muscular than last time we saw him fight.
FaceBreaker lands a shoulder strike that jolts his opponent's head backwards.
Boschat looks like he'd prefer to be striking at range right now.
FaceBreaker makes some space for himself and lands an uppercut.
Boschat wants to strike at distance but he can't break free of the clinch.
Boschat is using his height advantage well here, landing a good percentage of his punches.
FaceBreaker has Boschat pressed against the cage, preventing Boschat from circling away and getting back to striking at range.
Boschat working hard to break the clinch.
FaceBreaker swings away with an uppercut that misses.
Boschat working hard to break the clinch.
Boschat looks like he'd prefer to be striking at range right now.
Boschat takes an elbow to the temple.

It looks like Thor Boschat has been cut.
Boschat wants to break free but FaceBreaker has control.
FaceBreaker just leaning against Boschat, taking a breather.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Boschat is trying to break free.
Boschat wants to strike at distance but he can't break free of the clinch.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
FaceBreaker lands with a short shot to the head.
Boschat working hard to break the clinch.
FaceBreaker works for underhooks and lands a body shot in the process.
FaceBreaker misses with a shot to the kidneys.
Boschat is trying to break free.
FaceBreaker utilising his Muay Thai to score with a knee to the body.
Boschat is trying to break free.
FaceBreaker is pushing Boschat up against the cage, for a bit of lean and pray action. Action being used the in the loosest possible sense of the word.

Boschat's corner calls for him to break the clinch, which he does.
FaceBreaker throws a jab but it's blocked by Boschat.
FaceBreaker misses with a low kick.
FaceBreaker swings wildly with a right hand that was never going to find it's target.
FaceBreaker drops his hands momentarily and Boschat takes advantage with a crisp shot to the head.
FaceBreaker is looking to land body kicks.
Boschat is really peppering his opponent's head with punches.
FaceBreaker tries to clinch but Boschat moves out of range.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Boschat takes a thudding leg kick, right into the meat of the thigh.
FaceBreaker misses the jab.
Buster FaceBreaker seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
FaceBreaker throws an uppercut from half a mile away. Boschat sees it coming and avoids it easily.
Nice uppercut lands for Boschat. That snapped FaceBreaker's head back.
FaceBreaker on the wrong end of a nice jab.
FaceBreaker takes a jab on the nose there. A little bit of blood seems to be coming out. Hopefully that won't affect his breathing.
Boschat tries to bum rush FaceBreaker with a series of wild strikes but FaceBreaker uses good footwork to avoid the assault.
Boschat looking to take his opponent's legs away with the low kicks.
Boschat blocks a head kick by FaceBreaker.
Boschat lands a nice shot to the body.
FaceBreaker throws a right and a left that Boschat avoids nicely.
This has been an exciting period of action!
FaceBreaker throws a head kick that misses
and Boschat connects with a straight left hand counter down the middle.
Sloppy strikes from FaceBreaker. Those never looked like landing.
FaceBreaker throws a low kick but Boschat avoids it.
Boschat blocks a head kick by FaceBreaker.
A combination from Boschat does no damage.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Boschat goes to the watering hole and comes back with a big thumbs up from the judges as he scores a three punch combo.
Boschat is really head hunting here, hardly looking to strike to the body at all.
FaceBreaker misses with a wild body shot.

FaceBreaker moves into the clinch.
FaceBreaker just leaning against Boschat, taking a breather.

FaceBreaker breaks the clinch.
FaceBreaker throws a combination but comes up with nothing but fresh air.
FaceBreaker looks winded!
FaceBreaker throws a combination that misses
and Boschat counters with a stiff right hand.
FaceBreaker throws a decent looking leg kick but it doesn't land clean.
FaceBreaker takes a punch to the jaw and another one to the bread basket.

Boschat lands a left and a right that send FaceBreaker crashing to the mat, dazed. Boschat thinks about following him to the mat but decides to wave him back up to his feet!

FaceBreaker is rocked!
FaceBreaker misses with a telegraphed body shot
and Boschat counters with a powerful cross that connects right on the chin and the lights go out! A massive one punch knock out!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 4:45 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Punch). Thor Boschat!
A relieved looking Thor Boschat thanked the fans for their support and gave the usual line about them being amazing. They seemed to believe that he actually meant it.