PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a light heavyweight MMA rules bout between Mercy Falls (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Shavo Slasher (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). We have two fighters making their debuts here, so let's see who comes out of this one with their first professional victory.

Falls
vs
Slasher

188 cm
25
210 lbs
0 - 0 - 0

198 cm
25
220 lbs
0 - 0 - 0

BJJ White Belt
Excellent boxer
Good chin

BJJ Blue Belt
Solid Muay Thai
Solid chin

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the light heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 0 - 0 - 0, fighting out of The Island, Mercy Falls!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 0 - 0 - 0, fighting out of The Island, Shavo Slasher!
The judges for this bout are , and .

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Slasher fakes a couple of low kicks, before throwing one on the third attempt. It connects and Falls has to reset his feet before getting ready to engage.
Falls throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Slasher jabbing away but nothing is landing.
Falls blocks a head kick by Slasher.
Slasher throws a solid leg kick but Falls takes the impact on his shin and smiles at Slasher.
Good work by Falls as he checks the leg kick.
Slasher throws a nice head kick!
Slasher throws a head kick that connects with a bit of head and a bit of hand.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Falls ducks low and lands a nice hook to the body of his opponent.
Falls blocks a head kick by Slasher.
Falls lands with a hook. Slasher tried to avoid it but it clipped the top of his head.
Shavo Slasher seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Falls takes a swing at Slasher's ribcage but misses.
Slasher takes a shot right to the liver - Bas would have been proud of that punch.
Slasher throws a leg kick that misses.
A chopping leg kick lands by Slasher.
Slasher pulls out of a head kick attempt.
A low kick from Slasher is predictable there
and Falls makes him pay by landing a nice hook to the body before moving out of range.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Falls lands a straight punch to the body, keeping Slasher at a distance.
Falls keeps the fight on the outside.
Slasher looks to land a body kick but Falls moved away.
Falls tries to check the leg kick but that clearly hurt him.
Slasher avoids the body shot from Falls.
Falls tries to check the leg kick but that clearly hurt him.
Falls keeps the fight on the outside.
A big right from Slasher misses.
Some bone on bone action there as Falls checks a low kick. Luckily it wasn't a particularly hard one.
Falls blocks a head kick by Slasher.
Slasher tries a head kick but it misses.
Slasher tries to clinch up.
Falls connects nicely with a jab. Noted by the judges no doubt.
Slasher shapes like he's going to throw a leg kick but settles back down.
Falls avoids the head kick by Slasher.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Slasher takes a shot right to the liver - Bas would have been proud of that punch.
Falls blocks a low kick nicely.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Slasher throws a monster uppercut resembling something out of street fighter but it doesn't land.
A shot to the liver by Falls. Beautiful body shot.
An inside leg kick from Slasher misses.
Slasher throws a leg kick but he was too far away and it doesn't land.
A head kick misses from Slasher.
Slasher looks winded!
Slasher takes one to the side of the head.
Slasher misses with a body kick.
A nice leg kick lands there from Slasher.
Slasher pivots, looking for a leg kick but Falls is out of range and Slasher settles back down.
Slasher wants to land a leg kick but Falls is out of range.
Falls throws a shot to the body.
Falls avoids a kick to the body.
Slasher fakes a jab and scores with a low kick.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Falls throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Falls with a body punch. A glancing blow.
Slasher tries a head kick but it misses.
Falls connects with a body shot that sends Slasher's belly button to the back.
Slasher throws a head kick but Falls moves out of range.
Falls lands with a two punch combination before moving back out of range.
Slasher tries a low kick but Falls avoids it.
Slasher pivots as if he's going to throw a leg kick but stops half way.
Falls tests Slasher's chin there with a solid looking shot.
Falls scores with a jab. Slasher acknowledges it with a nod of the head.
Slasher throws a chopping leg kick but Falls manages to avoid taking any serious damage.
Slasher looks for the body kick but Falls saw that one coming.
Slasher throws a head kick but Falls moves out of range.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Slasher fails in his attempt to clinch.
Slasher is looking to land body kicks.
A leg kick checked by Falls.
Falls lands a straight punch to the body, keeping Slasher at a distance.
Slasher is the aggressor but that punch slipped nicely by Falls.
Slasher looks to land a right hand but Falls moved out of range.
Slasher throws a decent looking leg kick but it doesn't land clean.
Slasher throws a leg kick but Falls checks it.
Slasher pivots, looking for a leg kick but Falls is out of range and Slasher settles back down.
Falls lands a body shot.
Slasher throws a body kick but he was well out of range there.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Falls ducks down and throws a hook to the body.
Slasher misses with a low kick as Falls jumps back.
Slasher on the wrong end of a vicious looking body shot.
A head kick misses from Slasher.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

A close round but Shavo Slasher will probably get the nod.
That's the end of the interval. I'm sure that seemed a lot quicker than a minute for our two fighters! Back to the action.

Slasher tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
Falls misses with a wild body shot.
Slasher throws a poor cross that misses
and Falls cracks him with a counter punch right on the button.
Falls moves out of range as Slasher strikes.
Slasher takes a hook to the side of the head. I wonder if that's got his ears ringing.
Slasher throws a right high kick that is partially blocked by Falls.
Falls just misses with a punch to the body.
Slasher tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
Falls takes a step back and watches a body kick go sailing past his mid section.
Slasher misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
Slasher is looking to chop away at Falls's legs.
Crunch! Slasher slams his shin into Falls's torso.
Slasher is breathing heavily.
Slasher takes one on the chin but keeps coming.
Falls scores with a reasonable looking shot to the body. Slasher doesn't seem bothered though.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Slasher takes a jab right on the kisser.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Falls defends well against a solid takedown attempt from Slasher.
Slasher throws a head kick that misses.
Falls is looking to wear down Slasher with body shots, infact he's throwing more body shots than head shots at the moment.
Falls lands a right hook to the body.
Falls lands with a cross to side of his opponent's head.
Falls lands with a cross to side of his opponent's head.
Falls throws a body punch but Slasher moves out of range.
Falls lands a jab to the nose.
Slasher takes a solid shot to the body. That one hurt him but he's trying not to show it.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Falls scores with a sloppy punch to the body. Not much technique there but it did the business.
Falls lands a straight punch to the body, keeping Slasher at a distance.
Falls lands with a good body shot.
Falls lands a body shot.
A shot to the liver by Falls. Beautiful body shot.
Slasher drops his hands momentarily and Falls takes advantage with a crisp shot to the head.
Falls uses good footwork to get in and out, landing a nice hook.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Slasher misses with a kick to the body.
Slasher takes one on the chin but seems OK.
Falls scores with a sloppy punch to the body. Not much technique there but it did the business.
Falls changes levels and scores with a jab to the body.
Slasher takes a solid shot to the body. That one hurt him but he's trying not to show it.
Falls lands a jab to Slasher's midsection.
Nice body punch from Falls.
Falls dips down and scores with a jab to the body.
Falls just misses with a punch to the body.
Slasher tried to score with a low kick but Falls checks it.
Falls scores with a hook to the body. Slasher takes a step back and tries to catch his breath.
Falls cracks a nice hook into Slasher's ribs.
Falls lands with a shot to the body.
Falls lands with a nice combination. Slasher backs away looking to recover.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Falls cracks Slasher with a hook to the jaw. Both fighters smile at eachother and high-five before getting back down to business.
Falls chopped to the floor by a nice leg kick but he springs right back up before Slasher can pounce on him.
Falls keeps the fight on the outside.
A bone on bone clash there as Falls blocks the leg kick.
Slasher fakes with a right hand and throws a good leg kick, right into the thigh. That had to hurt Falls.
Slasher takes a shot to the body in his stride.
Falls fakes and then throws a beautiful body shot. Slasher looks a bit winded and takes a step backwards to take a breath.
Mercy Falls is winning the standup battle so far.
Slasher keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Falls scores with a body shot.
Slasher throws a head kick but Falls moves out of range.
Falls lands a straight punch to the body, keeping Slasher at a distance.
Falls jabs at Slasher's body.
Boom, another hit is landed. "You're gunna get knocked out" taunts Falls, as that shot connected.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Slasher tries to work over Falls's front leg with a kick but Falls checks it.

Falls forces Slasher back against the cage and clinches.
Falls lands a right uppercut that snaps the head of Slasher backwards.
Falls misses with a shot to the kidneys.
Slasher creates a bit of distance and throws an elbow that only just misses.
A head punch on the inside from Falls fails to land.
Falls blocks an elbow strike from Slasher.
With the fighters up against the cage, Slasher throws an elbow but misses.
Falls scores with a nice hook to the head.
Slasher tries to throw a body punch but Falls avoids it by throwing Slasher back against the cage.
Falls struggles to land a body shot inside as Slasher controls his hands.
Falls blocks an elbow strike.
Falls misses with a shot to the kidneys.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Falls dodges an elbow strike from Slasher.
Falls throws a head punch that misses.
Falls lands with a light punch inside.
Slasher pushes off an throws an elbow but Falls leans to the side and avoids it. We're back to clinching against the cage.
Slasher throws an elbow that misses.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Mercy Falls dominated that second round.
The minute break is over - no more time for sponges and pep talks - back to the action! The crowd applaud as we get ready to start the final round!

Falls keeps the fight on the outside.
Slasher closes the distance and takes a jab right on the nose as he does so.
Falls fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Slasher manages to avoid it.
Slasher throws a chopping leg kick but Falls manages to avoid taking any serious damage.
Some bone on bone action there as Falls checks a low kick. Luckily it wasn't a particularly hard one.
Slasher avoids the body shot from Falls.
Falls has his front leg slapped to the side - a nice low kick landing there from Slasher.
The sound of bone on bone echoes around the arena as Falls checks a leg kick.
Slasher is looking to clinch.
Falls digs a good body shot into Slasher's ribs.
Slasher misses with a wild body shot.
Slasher takes a big intake of breath there - he's definitely tired.
Falls checks a leg kick nicely.
Slasher misses with a low kick.
The sound of bone on bone echoes around the arena as Falls checks a leg kick.
Slasher throws a head kick but Falls moves out of range.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Slasher throws a head kick but Falls moves out of range.
Slasher with poor footwork there. He got himself in a bit of a tangle, enabling Falls to score with a decent uppercut.
Falls connects with a slap. Keep your fist closed son.
Nice body punch from Falls.
Falls digs a good hook to Slasher's body.
Falls cracks a nice hook into Slasher's ribs.
Slasher has a pretty nasty looking mouse under his right eye.
Slasher takes a jab right on the nose. That must have hurt but he shrugs his shoulders and looks to return the favor.
Slasher tries to clinch but is not successful on this occasion.
Falls blocks a low kick nicely.
Falls fakes a head punch and goes low to the body. Nicely done.
Falls scores with a jab to the body.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
An inside leg kick from Slasher misses.
Falls catches Slasher with a nice straight right. He seems pissed - ooooh, it's on now! On like donkey kong!
Slasher throws a body kick but he was well out of range there.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Falls moves out of range of the body kick from Slasher.
Falls changes levels and scores with a jab to the body.
Oooooooooooh, not good. A low kick from Slasher lands where it shouldn't have, right in the... well, you know what he did? He kicked him in the penis. He's injured, injured bad. The referee sends both fighters to their corners and Falls has 5 minutes to recover. He's OK now though... a thumbs up from Falls and we're back underway with a touch of gloves.
Slasher throws an ugly left hook that misses
and Falls counters with a one-two to the body.
Falls with a body punch. A glancing blow.
Falls cracks a nice hook into Slasher's ribs.
Slasher takes a shot to the body in his stride.
Falls is hobbling a little on that front leg after taking quite a few leg kicks so far in this fight.
Falls catches Slasher with a nice straight right. He seems pissed - ooooh, it's on now! On like donkey kong!
Falls cracks a nice hook into Slasher's ribs.
Slasher on the wrong end of a vicious looking body shot.
Falls ducks low and lands a nice hook to the body of his opponent.
Falls scores with a sloppy punch to the body. Not much technique there but it did the business.
Nice shot by Falls.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Falls dips down and scores with a jab to the body.
Falls takes a push kick to the midsection and stumbles backwards.
Falls connects with a body shot.
Falls dips down and scores with a jab to the body.
Falls scores with a sloppy punch to the body. Not much technique there but it did the business.
Falls sizes up Slasher with a pawing jab and scores with a straight right down the middle.
Falls scores with a hook to the body. Slasher takes a step back and tries to catch his breath.
Falls scores with a nice right hand.
Falls scores with a body shot.
Falls dips down and scores with a jab to the body.
Falls lands a jab followed by a nice looking cross.
Falls lands a slapping body shot.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Falls lands a body shot.
Falls fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Slasher manages to avoid it.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Falls dips down and scores with a jab to the body.
Falls scores with a reasonable looking shot to the body. Slasher doesn't seem bothered though.
Slasher attempts a low kick but it misses it's target.
Falls lands a jab to Slasher's midsection.
Falls is really dominating this fight. Is there anything that Slasher can do to turn this around?
Falls checks a leg kick.
Falls checks a low kick from Slasher.
Falls checks a low kick from Slasher.
Falls slips a straight right by Slasher.
Falls with a nice cross.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Slasher throws a low kick but it's checked well by Falls.
Falls thows a body shot but no joy.
Falls scores with a shot to the body.
Falls lands an overhand right.

And that's the end of the fight!
Mercy Falls showed his dominance in that final round.
Well Falls has outscored his opponent in every aspect of the fight today. Only a scarily incompetent judge or two will keep him from a well deserved win... Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Andi Peters scores the fight 29:28
Judge Gordon Ramsey scores the fight 29:28
Judge Frank Skinner scores the fight 29:28

In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Mercy Falls!