PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a super heavyweight MMA rules bout between Cornel Develutian (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Silent Bob (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Bob has chosen Jungle Love- Morris Day And The Time as his entrance music. Over to our ring announcer for the fighter introductions!

Develutian
vs
Bob

203 cm
24
244 lbs
5 - 6 - 0

197 cm
24
255 lbs
10 - 8 - 0

Good wrestling
World class boxer
Cardio machine

Good wrestler
Dangerous knees
Good gas tank

Conquer

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the super heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 5 - 6 - 0, fighting out of Hilo, Cornel Develutian!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 10 - 8 - 0, fighting out of Los Angeles, Silent Bob!
The judges for this bout are Sam Margolis, Andrew Berry and Richard Clark.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Develutian has his head snapped back a nice jab. A little nod from Develutian there as he acknowledges the shot.
Develutian seems to be moving with more speed, compared to his last bout. He must have been working on that in the gym.
Develutian has his head snapped back a nice jab. A little nod from Develutian there as he acknowledges the shot.
Develutian throws a lazy uppercut
and Bob counters with a leg kick.
Develutian scores with a jab to the jaw of his opponent.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Jab by Develutian.
A big right from Develutian misses.
Bob with a nice looking leg kick. You could hear that one land in a back row.
Bob moves out of range of the body kick from Develutian.

Bob cracks Develutian with a big right hand that sends him to the floor! Develutian looks wobbly but he's sprung back up to his feet straight away… can Bob finish him?

Develutian is rocked!
Develutian ducks under an overhand right and circles away with a smile on his face.
Oh Develutian is still all over the place! His legs are completely gone! Will he be able to recover?!!
Cornel Develutian seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Bob misses with a straight right.
Develutian uses decent footwork to sidestep a right hand from Bob.
Bob throws a hook to the side of Develutian's head but Develutian sees it coming and ducks under it beautifully.
Both fighters circling slowly here as the pace drops. Hopefully one of them does someth.. OOOHHHH!!!! Bob throws an absolute beast of a head kick! Develutian is done! He's out cold, twisted and contorted up against the cage! Wow!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:40 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Head Kick). Silent Bob!
A very excited looking Silent Bob made sure he remembered to thank all the fans both in the arena and on the internet. He said all the coolest people spend all day on MMA websites, which got a big reaction.
In defeat, Cornel Develutian stepped up to the mic, saying 'Thats right ladies and gentlemen, I am officially the shittest fighter of all time.'.