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Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Chubber Lane (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Lucifrous Satanous (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). The crowd seem to be enjoying Satanous's choice of entrance music: Put You To Bed. The key to victory for Chubber Lane has got to be keeping the fight on the feet.
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280 lbs
7 - 2 - 0 |
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184 cm
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260 lbs
13 - 0 - 0 |
BJJ Blue Belt
Excellent boxer
Cardio machine |
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Good wrestler
Counter fighter
Good gas tank |
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 5 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
7 - 2 - 0, fighting out of New York, Chubber Lane!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
13 - 0 - 0, fighting out of London, Lucifrous Satanous!
The judges for this bout are Aafke Stam, Paulsen Ambrosius and Albert Achterberg.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Lane takes a swing at Satanous's ribcage but misses.
Satanous cracks a nice hook into Lane's ribs.
Lane thows a body shot but no joy.
Satanous has been working on his striking defense in training and it's paying off as Lane is landing a low percentage of strikes.
Lane missing with a left hand there. Satanous was out of range so wasted energy throwing that one.
Lane misses with the combination.
Lane looks to have improved his striking defense since last time we saw him fight.
The fighters circling - Satanous throws out the jab but it was never going to land.
Satanous ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Lane moves away.
Lane scores with a punch to the gut of his opponent.
Lane stuns Satanous with a nice body shot, before stepping back out of range.
A jab from Satanous misses.
The fighters circling - Lane throws out the jab but it was never going to land.
Lane lands a jab to the nose.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Lane misses with a hook.
Lane misses with a looping left.
Lane slips a jab from Satanous.
Lane swings for the body but Satanous moves out of range.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Satanous looks to throw the jab but Lane is out of range.
Satanous takes a big uppercut there. He seems a bit wobbly but no, he's OK.
It looks like Lucifrous Satanous has been cut.
Satanous takes a body punch but keeps moving.
Satanous avoids the body shot from Lane.
Lane tries to bum rush Satanous with a series of wild strikes but Satanous uses good footwork to avoid the assault.
Satanous uses decent footwork to sidestep a right hand from Lane.
Lane connects with a nice looking jab.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Satanous ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Lane moves away.
Lane throws a big shot that misses.
Chubber Lane seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Satanous throws an overhand right that lands on Lane's shoulder, as Lane tries to avoid the shot.
Lane fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Satanous manages to avoid it.
Lane throws a series of punches but Satanous moves out of range.
Satanous throws a looping overhand right but Lane ducks down to avoid it.
Lane looks to score with a jab to the body but Satanous is just out of range.
A looping hook to the body misses from Lane. Satanous does a little dance to reset his feet.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Satanous keeps his opponent at a distance with a nice jab.
Satanous uses good footwork to avoid the strikes from Lane.
A slow jab from Lane misses its intended target.
Satanous uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Lane.
Lane scores with a nice strike.
Lane throws a nice hook to the body that draws an oooh from the crowd.
Satanous tries to bum rush Lane with a series of wild strikes but Lane uses good footwork to avoid the assault.
Lane ducks under a wild hook from Satanous.
Lane misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Satanous.
Lane throws a combination that misses
and Satanous counters with a nice single leg takedown and he's in Lane's guard now.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
Satanous with a flurry of punches that miss.
Satanous connects with a couple of short punches.
Satanous stands up and looks to throw the legs aside to pass to side control. Lane swivels though and keeps the full guard.
Lane looking to control but Satanous passes into half guard.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Satanous lands a big shot. The thud that echoes around the arena is like music to the fans' ears.
Satanous lands with a punch from half guard.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
Satanous not throwing his punches with enough precision this time.
Satanous is trying for a guillotine from the top but the pressure isn't in the right place so Lane is just riding it out for now. Satanous eventually gives up the hold.
Satanous prevents Lane from improving his position.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Lane won't allow Satanous to pass to mount.
Satanous throwing punches and elbows but they're not doing any damage.
Satanous is trying to work for a kimura but Lane is defending well.
Satanous wants to take a breather but Lane is having none of it.
Well, if Satanous is going to just lie there, perhaps we should talk about what we're having for dinner tonight… I'm having a ham and pineapple pizza… Yum. Can't wait.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Satanous frees up his trapped foot and advances to mount.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
That was a close round but I would say that Chubber Lane will probably get the nod.
The cut man is working on Lucifrous Satanous's cut.
That's the end of the interval. I'm sure that seemed a lot quicker than a minute for our two fighters! Back to the action.
Satanous shoots in and gets a takedown into half guard. Satanous showed some decent athleticism there.
Lane is trying to control but Satanous manages to pass to mount!
Lane taking shots to the head.
Satanous lands a shot to the body, followed up by a shot to the exposed head of his trapped opponent.
Satanous unloads with some shots from mount but Lane bucks and avoids them well.
Lane tries to hold on but Satanous postures up.
Satanous scoring with some good ground and pound from mount here. Will he manage to finish Lane?
That's one minute gone in the round.
Satanous is still in mount, landing shots to his trapped opponent. Lane can't stay in a position like this for much longer.
Satanous is in full mount looking to finish with strikes. He lands a big shot, followed by another and Lane goes limp! The ref jumps in to end the fight - a big win for Satanous!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:24 of round 2, we have a winner by way of KO (Strikes). Lucifrous Satanous!
Lucifrous Satanous decided to go for the less than humble approach in his post fight interview, telling everyone how he is going to conquer the world. The crowd seemed to like it when really that sort of approach could have gone either way.
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energy
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hype
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pop
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mgr
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FIGHT
RATING
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