PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a super heavyweight MMA rules bout between Adolf Jakobsen (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Jack Hammer (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Jakobsen's ring entrance music is that housewives' favourite, Ol' Dirty Bastard - Recognize. Over to our ring announcer for the fighter introductions!

Jakobsen
vs
Hammer

175 cm
26
170 lbs
10 - 6 - 0

185 cm
25
215 lbs
2 - 1 - 0

BJJ Purple Belt
Counter fighter
Good chin

BJJ Blue Belt
Solid Muay Thai
Determined

Damnfield clothing

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the super heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 10 - 6 - 0, fighting out of London, Adolf Jakobsen!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 2 - 1 - 0, fighting out of London, Jack Hammer!
The judges for this bout are Donald Grub, James Glass and Sam Margolis.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Hammer misses with a takedown attempt. He shot from a bit too far out.
Hammer shoots for a double leg takedown but Jakobsen sprawls well. He's pushed Hammer's face into the mat and manages to get back to his feet relatively easily.
A punch combination from Jakobsen misses.
Hammer throws a body kick that misses.

Hammer closes the distance and pushes Jakobsen back into the cage.
Jakobsen stops a takedown attempt from Hammer.
Adolf Jakobsen has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Jack Hammer.
Jakobsen tries to jump guard but he falls flat on his backside. Hammer smiles and moves away.
Jakobsen slaps away a takedown attempt from Hammer, before circling back to the center of the mat.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Hammer pivots as if he's going to throw a leg kick but stops half way.
Hammer fails with a takedown attempt from distance.
Hammer has been spending a lot of time sparring his boxing in the run up to the fight, trying to sharpen up those hands and look for a knockout.
Hammer looks for a takedown but Jakobsen sprawls well.
Hammer moves to clinch but Jakobsen breaks away

and Jakobsen counters with a nice double leg into side control. Hammer won't be happy with that.
The referee claps his hands together and tells the fighters to work.
Hammer is trying to get back to half guard.

Jakobsen in side control, working for a kimura. He's got hold of an arm and he's torquing it... Hammer is tapping! That's the end of the fight!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:57 of round 1, we have a winner by way of Submission (Kimura). Adolf Jakobsen!
Adolf Jakobsen spent the whole post fight interview bigging himself up. It didn't go down that well with the fans after a while as they thought it was a bit arrogant.