PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a featherweight MMA rules bout between Hanz Titties (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Edward Flores (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Over to our ring announcer for the fighter introductions!

Titties
vs
Flores

178 cm
21
150 lbs
5 - 1 - 0

169 cm
19
150 lbs
3 - 0 - 0

Decent wrestler
Solid Muay Thai
Very quick

Decent wrestler
Excellent MT
Heavy handed

//buriedALIVE// Fight Gear

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 5 rounds, for the featherweight championship of the world!
Introducing the champion to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 5 - 1 - 0, fighting out of Tokyo, Hanz Titties!
And introducing the challenger to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 3 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Tokyo, Edward Flores!
The judges for this bout are Ren Mimura, Hirohito Nitta and Sosuke Kotani.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Flores avoids the body shot from Titties.
A solid leg kick lands there for Titties.
Flores misses with a head kick.
Flores misses with an attempted mid kick.
We've been informed that Flores has been sparring a lot of Muay Thai in the buildup to this fight so let's see if that has an impact on the result.
A big left from Titties misses.
Titties lands a kick to the ribs of his opponent. Nice work there - in and out in a flash.
A telegraphed right hand from Flores misses the target.
A head kick misses from Flores.
A big left from Titties misses.
Titties lands a lovely overhand right.
A decent looking body kick lands there for Titties.
Titties avoids the clinch attempt nicely.
Titties connects with a high kick.

It looks like Edward Flores has been cut.
Flores takes a push kick to the midsection and stumbles backwards.
Titties looking to land some kicks to the body here.
Titties throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
Flores on the wrong end of a nice low kick. He's acting like it's no big deal but he doesn't want to take many more of those.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Flores throws a jab but it's blocked by Titties.
Flores tries to close the distance and clinch up but Titties swats him away and circles back towards the center.
Titties throws a front kick that sends Flores stumbling back into the cage.
Titties uses good head movement to avoid the hook from Flores.
Flores has his front leg slapped to the side - a nice low kick landing there from Titties.
Titties swings for the body but Flores moves out of range.
Titties throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Titties throws a head kick that misses.
Titties looks to throw the jab but Flores is out of range.
Flores misses with a hook
and Titties counters with a low kick, right behind Flores 's knee.
Flores throws a head kick but Titties moves out of range.
Flores loads up on a big right hand but Titties slips the punch.
Flores throws a jab but it's blocked by Titties.
Titties throws a head kick but Flores moves out of range.
Flores is really struggling to land any decent head shots against his taller opponent.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Flores checks a leg kick.
Titties looks to have improved his striking defense since last time we saw him fight.
Flores takes a shot right to the liver - Bas would have been proud of that punch.
Titties pushing out the jab but it's not landing.
Flores pulls out of a head kick attempt.
Edward Flores is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.
Titties tries to bum rush Flores with a series of wild strikes but Flores uses good footwork to avoid the assault.
Titties lands with a straight right. Flores didn't see that one coming.
Flores ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Titties moves away.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Titties throws a body kick but he wasn't in range.
Titties catches Flores with a nice straight right. He seems pissed - ooooh, it's on now! On like donkey kong!
Flores misses the shot to the body.
Titties looking to take his opponent's legs away with the low kicks.
Flores sees a low kick coming and goes to check it, but it's actually a body kick and it thuds into his unprotected ribs.
Flores misses with a head kick.
Flores throws a jab but it's blocked by Titties.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Flores fails with an attempt to clinch.
Flores misses with an uppercut
and Titties counters with a good, hard body kick but Flores shrugs it off.
Titties is looking to slow Flores down with leg kicks.
Titties throws a low kick but his opponent is out of range.
Titties shoots for a takedown but Flores saw that one coming a mile off and avoided it easily.
Titties bobs and weaves well there to avoid the strikes.
Flores throws a lazy head kick
and Titties counters with a straight punch to the midsection.
Titties throws a low kick but Flores moves out of range easily.
Titties throws a right and a left that Flores avoids nicely.
Titties misses with a low kick.
Flores swings for the body but Titties moves out of range.
Flores misses with a hook
and Titties counters with a solid body kick.
Flores takes a thudding leg kick, right into the meat of the thigh.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Titties lets loose with a powerful body kick. Flores will feel that in the morning.
Flores moving in and out of range nicely, whilst landing the scoring shot.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Titties tried to score with a low kick but Flores checks it.
Nice defenses there by Flores.
Flores throws out a token jab with nothing on it.
Flores misses with a hook.
Titties bobs and weaves well there to avoid the strikes.
Titties gets his head snapped back by a nice shot there.
Titties moves out of range as Flores throws a body kick.
Flores avoids a lazy jab quite easily.
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.
Titties throws a monster uppercut resembling something out of street fighter but it doesn't land.
Flores jabbing away but nothing is landing.
Flores throws a right hand that Titties ducks under and follows up with a left that Titties also avoids with ease.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Hanz Titties dominated that round.
The cut man is working on Edward Flores's cut.
That's the end of the round. The referee orders the cornermen out of the cage so we can get back down to business.

Titties works the jab nicely.
Hanz Titties is winning the standup battle so far.
Titties displays some good footwork, moving neatly out of range as Flores throws out the jab.
Titties cracks the inside of Flores's front leg.
Titties takes a jab right on the nose. That must have hurt but he shrugs his shoulders and looks to return the favor.
Titties misses with a low kick.
Nice defenses there by Flores.
Titties uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Flores.
Titties tries to score with an inside leg kick but telegraphs it and Flores is able to avoid easily.
A big left from Flores misses.
Flores moves away from the strike by Titties.
Flores moves out of range as Titties strikes.
Flores takes a shot to the eye socket. That's gotta hurt.
Titties looks to land a body kick but Flores moved away.
Flores pushing out the jab but it's not landing.
Flores doesn't react quick enough there as he takes a shot to the body.

That's one minute gone in the round.
The fight stays on the outside here - Flores looks like he's thinking about clinching though.
Titties defending well as Flores loads up on a big left hand.
Titties with a nice looking leg kick. You could hear that one land in a back row.

Flores rushes Titties and pushes him back against the cage in a clinch.
Flores swings wildly with an uppercut but Titties uses good head movement to avoid it.
Flores tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
Flores misses with the head strike.
Flores can't find room to land a body shot as Titties controls the action.
Titties misses with some punches.
Titties can't break the clinch.
Flores scores with a nice hook to the head.
Flores's leg has a nasty welt from taking a succession of leg kicks. That must be slowing him down.
Flores swings wildly with an uppercut but Titties uses good head movement to avoid it.
Titties lands a shoulder strike that jolts his opponent's head backwards.
Titties taking a breather.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
A short uppercut from Flores.
Flores lands a nice looking hook to the body, against the cage.
A battle for position here, against the cage.
A short right hand to the side of the head by Flores.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Flores has Titties pressed against the cage, preventing Titties from circling away and getting back to striking at range.
A short uppercut from Flores.
Titties displaying some good clinch control by pressing Flores up against the cage.
Flores lands punches inside but they're not really causing much damage.
Still in the clinch, Flores scores with a nice short uppercut.
Flores fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
Flores throws a blind hook that connects with the side of Tittiess head.
Titties misses with a body punch.
Flores misses with a hook to the ribs.
Titties throws a head punch that misses.
Flores lands a left hand that snaps the head of Titties backwards.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Titties lands a shoulder strike.
Flores working aggressively here.
Flores fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
Both fighters working to control the clinch.
Flores tries to land a shot to the body but it's blocked.
Flores doesn't land with the attempted body shot.
The fighters are starting to get sweaty, which will make takedowns a bit more tricky.
Titties blocks a punch to the side of the head.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Flores.
Titties lands with a short head shot on the inside.
Edward Flores seems to be working more effectively in the clinch in the fight so far.
Flores pushes Titties back against the cage and unloads with a body punch.
Titties throws a punch but it's blocked by Flores.
Flores scores with a shoulder strike.
Flores misses with some punches.
Flores misses with the head strike.
A head punch blocked on the inside by Titties.
Titties blocks a body shot from Flores.
Flores scores with an uppercut up the middle.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Titties misses with a short punch on the inside.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Titties blocks an uppercut.
Titties tries for a takedown. No joy.

Titties successfully pulls guard.
Flores trying to stand up but can't free himself from Titties's guard.

Flores stands up from guard. Let's bang!
Titties waving his hands out in front of him, looking to distract Flores.
Hanz Titties seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Titties avoids a lazy jab quite easily.
Flores moves out of range of the leg kick from Titties.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Titties avoids a punch combination nicely.
Titties connects with a leg kick. He turned his hip over nicely there.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Edward Flores showed his class in that round. I'd imagine he'll take it on all the scorecards.
The cut man is working on Edward Flores's cut.
The fighters' corners scream their final instructions, as the referee calls time. Here we go, back to the action!

Flores tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Titties was well out of range. Poor timing from Flores.
A solid leg kick lands there for Titties.
Titties with a jab.
Flores has developed a nice purple lump on his ribcage, as a result of some heavy body kicks from Titties.
Titties takes one on the button.
Titties cracks the inside of Flores's front leg.

Flores clinches up with Titties and pushes him back against the cage.
Titties goes for a body shot but it's blocked.
Titties tries to throw a body punch but Flores avoids it by throwing Titties back against the cage.
Flores blocking some punches.
Flores tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
Flores misses with the head strike.
A head punch blocked on the inside by Titties.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Flores.
Flores misses with a shot to the kidneys.
Titties takes a shot to the head.
A head punch on the inside from Flores fails to land.
Titties tries a body shot but Flores blocks it.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Flores lands a hook to the side of the head.
Flores prevents a body shot from Titties.
A head punch blocked on the inside by Titties.
Flores working aggressively here.
Nice body punch from Titties - that landed with a thud.
Flores misses with a hook to the ribs.
A nice left hand lands by Titties.
Titties taking a break, stalling in the clinch.
Titties has dropped down and is looking to force the takedown but it's defended by Flores after a bit of a struggle.
Flores scores with a shot to the side of Titties's head.

Titties manages to break the clinch.
Flores misses with a straight right.
Flores fakes a head punch and goes low to the body. Nicely done.
A telegraphed right hand from Titties misses the target.
Flores throws a quick head kick that skims the top of Titties's head.
Flores blocks the body kick.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Flores blocks a low kick nicely.
Titties throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Titties fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Flores manages to avoid it.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Titties punishes Flores's body with a nice straight punch.
Flores pulls out of a head kick attempt.
Flores misses with a lunging right hand
and Titties counters with an outside leg kick.
Titties dives in and grabs Flores's left leg, looking for a takedown. Flores pushes down on Titties's head and hops out.
Titties throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
Flores is pinned up against the cage taking some big shots here. The referee is looking closely deciding whether he should stop the fight.
Titties ducks under a wild hook from Flores.
Titties blocks a head kick by Flores.
Flores throws the kick towards the body but Titties avoids it.
Good work by Flores as he checks the leg kick.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Titties throws a leg kick but he was too far away and it doesn't land.
Flores looking to throw a kick but he's pulled out of it.
Flores ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Titties moves away.
Titties fakes with the hands and throws a leg kick but Flores is out of range.
Like a baseball bat into the meat of his leg there - nice leg kick by Titties.
Flores thows a body shot but no joy.
Flores throws a hook to the side of Titties's head but Titties sees it coming and ducks under it beautifully.
Flores throws a right and a left that Titties avoids nicely.
Flores takes a step back and watches a body kick go sailing past his mid section.
Flores thows a left - swing and a miss!
Titties lands a leg kick. The shin dug right into the meat of the thigh.
Titties throws a body kick but he was well out of range there.
Titties misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Flores avoids a lazy jab quite easily.
Flores pulls out of a head kick attempt.

Titties moves into the clinch.
Flores makes some space for himself and lands an uppercut.
A head punch on the inside from Flores fails to land.
A right handed body shot lands from Titties.
A head punch on the inside from Flores fails to land.
Titties lands a short shot on the inside that snaps the head of Flores backwards.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Flores throws a head punch that misses.
Flores blocks a punch to the side of the head.
Flores tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
Titties blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.
Flores swings away with an uppercut that misses.
Flores tries to work over Titties's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target.
Flores prevents Titties from breaking the clinch.
Titties's corner are urging him to control the action in the clinch for a moment, rather than mount any serious offense. I'm sure the crowd appreciate those instructions... not.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

That was a close round but Hanz Titties did the better work so I'd imagine he'll take it.
The cut man is working on Edward Flores's cut.
That's time! Back to the action!

Flores takes one to the side of the head.
Flores throws a half hearted mid kick.
Titties ducks under a wild hook from Flores.
Flores throws a nice looking combination but Titties bobs and weaves to avoid any damage.
Flores takes a swing at Titties's ribcage but misses.
Nice uppercut lands for Flores. That snapped Titties's head back.
The sound of bone on bone echoes around the arena as Titties checks a leg kick.
Titties has a takedown stuffed.
Titties moves into range and lands a nice body kick.
Titties moves out of range of the strikes.
Flores tries to clinch up.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Titties lands a pitter patter jab to the forehead of his opponent.
Flores waving his hands out in front of him, looking to distract Titties.
Flores steps to the side to avoid the strikes from Titties.
Flores misses the jab.
A cross from Titties lands.
Titties lands with an overhand left.
Titties avoids the clinch attempt nicely.
Titties throws a wild body kick that Flores sees coming a mile off.
Flores misses with a head kick.
Flores moves out of range of the body kick.
Titties moves out of range of the strikes.
Titties swings for the body but Flores moves out of range.
Titties misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Flores.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
A solid body kick from Flores.
Titties misses with a straight left.
Titties throws a head kick that looked like it stung.
Flores is looking to clinch.
That kick from Titties tenderised Flores's leg. Flores is trying to keep his angry face on.
Titties throws a half hearted mid kick.
Titties swings away with a leg kick that misses.
Titties connects with a crisp jab.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Ouch! a nice leg kick from Titties, right into the meat.
Flores fails with an attempt to clinch.
Flores lands with a good body shot.
Titties fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Flores manages to avoid it.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Flores uses good footwork to get in and out and land a nice right hand before Titties has time to react.
Flores keeping his hands up high there, blocking the jab from Titties.
Flores takes a push kick to the midsection and stumbles backwards.
Titties moves out of range of the body kick from Flores.
Titties needs to keep his hands up - Flores had a free shot at his head there.
Titties misses with a straight left.
Flores blocks a leg kick.
Nice uppercut lands for Flores. That snapped Titties's head back.
Titties scores with a nice body kick.
A head kick misses from Titties.
A head kick misses from Flores.
Flores moves out of range of the body kick from Titties.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Flores fakes a couple of low kicks, before throwing one on the third attempt. It connects and Titties has to reset his feet before getting ready to engage.
Titties buckles his opponent's knee momentarily with a nice leg kick.
Flores lands with an uppercut that bounces Titties off the cage and back into range.
Titties keeping his hands up high there, blocking the jab from Flores.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
A slow jab from Flores misses its intended target.
Titties misses with a straight right.
Titties throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
Flores throws a body kick that misses.
Titties ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Flores moves away.
Titties displays some good footwork, moving neatly out of range as Flores throws out the jab.
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.
Titties lands a jab to Flores's midsection.
Titties throws a decent looking leg kick but it doesn't land clean.
Titties connects with the punch.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

That was a close fourth round but I would say that Hanz Titties will probably get the nod.
The cut man is working on Edward Flores's cut.
The referee calls time. The cornermen exit stage left and we're back to business. The crowd applaud as we get ready to start the final round!

Flores throws out a token jab with nothing on it.
Flores misses with a body kick.
Titties swinging wildly here.
Jab, jab by Titties - just one landing.
A slow jab from Flores misses its intended target.
Flores throws a push kick but Titties slaps the foot to one side.
Titties throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Flores misses with an uppercut.
Flores moves out of range of the body kick.
Flores scores with a nice head shot.
Titties moves out of range of the strikes.
Titties looking to throw a kick but he's pulled out of it.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Titties slips in close and lands a nice hook before moving back out of range.
Titties connects with a lovely right hand, straight down the pipe.
Titties explodes with a nice body kick and back out of range. Nice work.
Titties swings away with a leg kick that misses.
Titties takes a body punch that cleary hurt but he's trying not to show any weakness.
That kick from Titties tenderised Flores's leg. Flores is trying to keep his angry face on.
Titties moves out of range of the body kick from Flores.
Flores thuds his shin into the meat of Titties's side.
Titties scores with a spinning back kick!
Flores with a body punch. A glancing blow.
Flores tries to clinch but Titties moves out of range.
Flores thuds his right hand into Titties's forehead from close range. That could be painful for both fighters.
Edward Flores has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Titties scores with a crisp jab that stopped Flores in his tracks.
Titties throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
Titties throws a leg kick
and Flores counters with a nice kick to the body.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Flores misses with an uppercut.
Titties on the wrong end of a nice hook.
Titties throws a head kick but Flores moves out of range.
Titties throws a hook to the side of Flores's head but Flores sees it coming and ducks under it beautifully.
Flores scores with a punch to the head.
Flores digs a good hook to Titties's body.
Flores gets cracked there but stands up to it.
A low kick from Titties misses
and Flores counters with a left and a right that stings Titties.
Flores fails in his attempt to clinch.
Flores checks the leg kick.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Flores throws an overhand right that lands on Titties's shoulder, as Titties tries to avoid the shot.
Flores throws a body kick despite being completely out of range
and Titties counters with a leg kick.
Titties throws a leg kick which misses Flores's front leg but catches the back leg as Flores tries to avoid it.
Flores throws an overhand right that lands on Titties's shoulder, as Titties tries to avoid the shot.
Titties throws the left hand but Flores avoids the punch easily.
Flores throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
Titties throws a monster uppercut resembling something out of street fighter but it doesn't land.
Titties scores with a nice body kick.
Flores throws a hook but Titties blocks it.
Flores throws a half hearted mid kick.
A telegraphed right hand from Flores misses the target.
Ooooh, nice body kick lands from Titties. Flores shrugs it off though.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Titties is looking to take this fight into the clinch.
Titties attempts a leg kick but it's missed by a good margin.
Titties takes a shot to the eye socket. That's gotta hurt.
The fighters circle momentarily. Titties darts into range and connects with a nice straight punch.
Titties ducks under a wild hook from Flores.
Flores takes a head kick and shrugs it off.
Flores lands an overhand left. A wild punch that just about connected.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Titties wants to clinch up but Flores keeps it at a distance.
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.
This fight brought to you by 5M nutrition - it's mmmmm tasty. Nice jab by Titties.
Flores throws out a loose jab but Titties uses good head movement to avoid it.
Hanz Titties is fighting for a decision here - he's started to take the cautious approach.
Good exchange - Flores coming out on top.

And that's the end of the fight!
I would just about give that final round to Edward Flores.
I think Titties has won this one but let's see what the judges have to say. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 5 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Ren Mimura scores the fight 48:48
Judge Hirohito Nitta scores the fight 47:49
Judge Sosuke Kotani scores the fight 47:49

In favor of your winner, by majority decision... Edward Flores!
Edward Flores is the new featherweight champion!
Edward Flores was full of energy after the big win and talked about how he thinks he can do big things in this sport. The crowd were appreciative of his determination to succeed.
Hanz Titties was interviewed post fight and said 'Fuck i hate..........................'.