PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a super heavyweight MMA rules bout between Pops Cama (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Balthasar Oosteroom (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Cama comes to the cage accompanied by Lollipop. I'm sure you'll be fascinated to know that I was talking to some pointless Z list celebrity before the fight and he thought that Balthasar Oosteroom was going to win. Let's see if he was right.

Cama
vs
Oosteroom

203 cm
25
250 lbs
13 - 5 - 0

212 cm
24
276 lbs
12 - 3 - 0

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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the super heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 13 - 5 - 0, fighting out of Hilo, Pops Cama!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 12 - 3 - 0, fighting out of St Petersburg, Balthasar Oosteroom!
The judges for this bout are Donald Grub, Steven Brown and James Ackerman.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Cama lands three nice shots there - that looked like it hurt!
Oosteroom tries to close the distance and clinch up against the cage but Cama paws at him with a jab and circles away.
Cama swats away the attempt to clinch by Oosteroom.
Cama feints and then cracks Oosteroom's leading leg with a nice low kick. He's obviously looking to slow Oosteroom down.
A chopping leg kick lands by Cama.
Oosteroom takes a nice looking leg kick right on the meat of his thigh there.
Oosteroom keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
An inside leg kick lands from Cama.
Pops Cama seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Oosteroom takes a big uppercut there. He seems a bit wobbly but no, he's OK.
Cama circles away from the clinch attempt.
Oosteroom tries to clinch but Cama is having none of it.
Cama misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Oosteroom.
Cama lunges at Oosteroom with a hook that half lands and is half blocked by Oosteroom's hand.
The fight stays on the outside here - Oosteroom looks like he's thinking about clinching though.
Cama misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Cama throws a front kick that sends Oosteroom stumbling back into the cage.

Oosteroom has taken the fight to the clinch.

That's one minute gone in the round.
A short uppercut from Oosteroom.

Oosteroom breaks the clinch and we're back to striking at distance.
Oosteroom moves in looking to clinch but Cama pushes him off.
Oosteroom tries to clinch but Cama is having none of it.
Oosteroom tries to close the distance and clinch but Cama swats him to one side with an open hand palm strike and circles away.
Cama throws a low kick but Oosteroom avoids it.
Cama lands a lovely overhand right.
Oosteroom wants to clinch up but Cama keeps it at a distance.
Cama avoids the clinch attempt nicely.
Cama fakes with a right hand and throws a good leg kick, right into the thigh. That had to hurt Oosteroom.
Cama pulls out of a head kick attempt.
Oosteroom tries to clinch up against the cage, rushing in to close the distance. Cama manages to break the clinch and circles back to the middle of the mat.
Cama throws a right hand that Oosteroom ducks under and follows up with a left that Oosteroom also avoids with ease.
Cama misses with the body kick
and Oosteroom counters with a straight right hand.
A looping hook to the body misses from Cama. Oosteroom does a little dance to reset his feet.
That's a knee to de groin and it's over and out! Oosteroom crumples to the ground after an illegal strike from Cama - the referee stops the clock and Oosteroom gets 5 minutes to recover from that one. "I'm sorry" says Cama. Oosteroom manages to get back to his feet and the fight resumes.
We've been told by Cama's head coaches at Irish Collar-and-Elbow Academy that he's been working on his takedown defense in preparation for this fight.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Cama misses with a looping right.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Cama is looking to chop away at Oosteroom's legs.
Cama thows a leg kick but Oosteroom checks it

and Oosteroom counters with a head kick that drops Cama to the mat! Cama scrambles across the canvas and gets back to his feet, still wobbly!
Oosteroom looks more muscular than last time we saw him. He must have been on the weights.
A slapping leg kick lands for Cama.
Oosteroom tries to close the distance and clinch up against the cage but Cama paws at him with a jab and circles away.
Cama ducks under an overhand right and circles away with a smile on his face.

Oosteroom takes the fight into the clinch.
Oosteroom scores with a shoulder strike.
Cama swings wildly with an uppercut but Oosteroom uses good head movement to avoid it.

Cama breaks from the clinch.
Cama thows a left - swing and a miss!
Cama throws a head kick that misses

and Oosteroom moves into the clinch.
Oosteroom lands punches inside but they're not really causing much damage.

Cama's corner calls for him to break the clinch, which he does.
Oosteroom tries to close the distance and clinch up against the cage but Cama paws at him with a jab and circles away.
Cama lands a leg kick that knocks Oosteroom off balance momentarily.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Oosteroom looks to clinch
and Cama counters with a thumping low kick.
Oosteroom wants to clinch
and Cama counters with a quick right hand to the jaw.
Cama swings away with a leg kick that misses.
Oosteroom tries to clinch there but Cama circles away.
Cama throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
Oosteroom drops his hands and takes a jab to the jaw for his troubles.
Cama blocks a head kick by Oosteroom.
Oosteroom tries to check the leg kick but that clearly hurt him.
Oosteroom has his head slapped from side to side by a 3 punch combination. That must have hurt him.
Cama lands a jab.
Cama keeps the fight on the outside.
Oosteroom doesn't react quick enough there as he takes a shot to the body.
Oosteroom checks a low kick from Cama.
Cama wants to slow Oosteroom down by chopping away at his legs.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
A head kick misses from Oosteroom.
Nice shot by Oosteroom.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Oosteroom moves out of range as Cama throws a body kick.
Cama throws a low kick but his opponent is out of range.
Oosteroom ducks under an overhand right and circles away with a smile on his face.
Oosteroom wants to clinch but Cama slips to the side
and he gets countered with a snapping leg kick.
Cama moving in and out of range nicely, whilst landing the scoring shot.
Oosteroom is looking to clinch but Cama is avoiding it.
Cama throws a monster uppercut resembling something out of street fighter but it doesn't land.
Cama looks to score with a jab to the body but Oosteroom is just out of range.
Cama lands with a nice low kick. That'll leave a bruise.
Cama throws a shot from downtown. Oosteroom moves away and avoids it.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Oosteroom takes one to the chin there.
A cross from Cama lands.
Cama thows a leg kick but Oosteroom checks it
and Oosteroom counters with a kick to the head that grazes his opponent. Cama is lucky that one didn't land flush.
Cama misses with a leg kick.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

A close round but Balthasar Oosteroom will probably get the nod.
The fighters' corners scream their final instructions, as the referee calls time. Here we go, back to the action!

Cama throws a jab when Oosteroom was well out of range.
Oosteroom showing good head movement there, avoiding the strikes from Cama.
Oosteroom's leg has a nasty welt from taking a succession of leg kicks. That must be slowing him down.
Oosteroom pulls out of a head kick attempt.
Cama lands a glancing blow to the side of Oosteroom's head.
Oosteroom tries to clinch up.
Cama lands with a kick to the temple. Oosteroom shrugs as if to say "is that all you've got?"
Cama connects with a leg kick. Oosteroom looked like he was expecting something else and didn't defend it.
Jab, cross, leg kick. Nice combination by Cama!
Oosteroom throws a sloppy head kick and Cama moves out of range easily.
A head kick from Cama lands but Oosteroom takes it in his stride.
Cama's corner calls for a 1-2. Cama obliges with the 1 part as he scores the single shot and moves back out of range.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Cama throws a series of strikes that have Oosteroom backpedaling.
Oosteroom tries to close the distance and clinch but Cama swats him to one side with an open hand palm strike and circles away.
Oosteroom with a nice cross.
Pops Cama is winning the standup battle so far.
Oosteroom is looking to clinch but Cama is avoiding it.
Oosteroom tries to clinch up.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Oosteroom throws a head kick but Cama moves out of range.
Oosteroom tries to close the distance and clinch up but Cama swats him away and circles back towards the center.

Oosteroom clinches up with Cama and pushes him back against the cage.
Cama scores with a hook to the body.
A short right from Cama on the inside.
Cama can't find room to land a body shot as Oosteroom controls the action.
Cama has a couple of punches blocked by Oosteroom.
Cama tries to break the clinch but Oosteroom is controlling the position.
Cama lands a body shot in the clinch.
Oosteroom is breathing heavily.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Oosteroom.
Oosteroom tries a knee to the head but Cama blocks it.
Oosteroom tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.

Oosteroom breaks the clinch.
Oosteroom takes one to the chin there.
Oosteroom tries to grapple but his opponent circles
and Cama counters with a good right hand that lands right on the jaw.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Oosteroom checks the leg kick.
Cama feints with a shoulder and throws a nice leg kick to Oosteroom's calf.
Cama fakes a jab and scores with a low kick.
Oosteroom throws a looping overhand right but Cama ducks down to avoid it.
Cama throws a good cross that connects.

Oosteroom is rocked!
Cama lands a jab and follows it up with a massive straight that knocks Oosteroom out cold! Oosteroom is crumpled in the corner, his head only propped up by the cage! That's one for the organiziational promos right there! Wow, what a finish!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:28 of round 2, we have a winner by way of KO (Punches). Pops Cama!
After winning the bout, Pops Cama thanked all his fans and promised he'd do even better in his next fight. The crowd seemed to love his humility.