PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a light heavyweight MMA rules bout between John Zoidberg (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Thor Omega (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Both fighter's entrance songs getting the crowd jumping here.

Zoidberg
vs
Omega

190 cm
37
222 lbs
37 - 22 - 1

195 cm
34
190 lbs
28 - 13 - 1

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World class MT
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Meet the Future

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the light heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 37 - 22 - 1, fighting out of Las Vegas, John Zoidberg!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 28 - 13 - 1, fighting out of Las Vegas, Thor Omega!
The judges for this bout are Don Winkell, Jack Bonds and Timothy Bukovac.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Omega throws a hook but Zoidberg avoids it easily.
Omega throws out a token jab with nothing on it.
Zoidberg keeping his hands up high there, blocking the jab from Omega.
Omega checks a leg kick.
Omega looks to score with a combo but nothing lands.
Zoidberg takes an uppercut right on the button but keeps his composure.
Omega pushing out the jab but it's not landing.
Zoidberg takes a jab on the nose there. A little bit of blood seems to be coming out. Hopefully that won't affect his breathing.
Zoidberg throws the kick towards the body but Omega avoids it.
Omega avoids a kick to the body.
Thor Omega seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Zoidberg stumbles momentarily as he takes a strong leg kick from Omega.
Omega throws a hook to the side of Zoidberg's head but Zoidberg sees it coming and ducks under it beautifully.
Omega has his front leg slapped to the side - a nice low kick landing there from Zoidberg.
Omega throws a combination but it was largely blocked by Zoidberg.
Omega throws a good cross that connects.
Omega misses with a looping right.
Omega checks the leg kick nicely there.
Zoidberg on the wrong end of a vicious looking body shot.
Zoidberg takes a shot to the body in his stride.
Zoidberg uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Omega.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Omega tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Zoidberg was well out of range. Poor timing from Omega.
Omega scores with a jab to the jaw.
Zoidberg takes a really solid shot there but just smiles back and shrugs his shoulders.
Omega attempts a leg kick but it's missed by a good margin.
Omega is the aggressor but that punch slipped nicely by Zoidberg.
Omega looking to throw a kick but he's pulled out of it.
Zoidberg uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Omega.
Omega rushes forward with a series of wild hooks but Zoidberg moves out of range and avoids them all easily.
Omega misses with a low kick.
Zoidberg shapes like he's going to throw a leg kick but settles back down.
A big left from Omega misses.
Zoidberg throws a body kick but he was well out of range there.
Zoidberg on the wrong end of a nice jab.
Omega thows a body shot but no joy.
Omega blocks a low kick nicely.
Zoidberg throws a wild body kick that Omega sees coming a mile off.
Zoidberg looks to be in better condition than last time we saw him fight. Obviously he's been working hard on his cardio.
Well, he's not going to score with shots like that. A lazy body kick attempt from Zoidberg.
Omega tries to land a front kick but Zoidberg steps back. That was a bit too telegraphed.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Zoidberg throws a leg kick but Omega moved away.
Omega checks a low kick from Zoidberg.
Omega misses with a hook.
Omega scores with a reasonable looking shot to the body. Zoidberg doesn't seem bothered though.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Omega misses with a jab, cross combination.
Omega misses with an uppercut.
Omega just misses with a punch to the body.
Zoidberg throws a body kick but he wasn't in range.
Zoidberg bobs and weaves well there to avoid the strikes.
Zoidberg uses good footwork to avoid the strikes from Omega.
Omega chopping away at his opponent's legs.
Omega connects with a looping right hand.
Zoidberg takes a shot right to the liver - Bas would have been proud of that punch.
Omega scores with a big left there. The judges will like that one.
Omega misses with a looping left.
Omega checks a leg kick nicely.
Omega scores with a nice looking left hook and follows it up with an uppercut!

It looks like John Zoidberg has been cut.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Omega scores with a nice head shot.
Omega misses with a hook.
Zoidberg fakes a jab and throws a low kick but Omega checks it well.
A telegraphed right hand from Omega misses the target.
Omega lands a lovely overhand right.
Omega looks to land a left hand but Zoidberg moved out of range nicely.
The fighters circling - Omega throws out the jab but it was never going to land.
Omega misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Zoidberg.
Zoidberg wants to land a leg kick but Omega is out of range.
Omega getting the better of the striking in that exchange.
A good leg kick by Zoidberg.
Omega is landing a lot of head punches in this opening round! Zoidberg had better start moving his head a bit unless he wants his face to turn into pâté.
Omega keeping at a good range here, avoiding a leg kick.
Zoidberg scores with a slapping inside leg kick.
Zoidberg tries to score with an inside leg kick but telegraphs it and Omega is able to avoid easily.
Omega misses with a wild body shot.
Omega connects with a leg kick. He turned his hip over nicely there.
Omega jabbing away but nothing is landing.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Zoidberg ducks under a wild hook from Omega.
A big left from Omega misses.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
A chopping leg kick lands by Omega.
Omega keeping at a good range here, avoiding a leg kick.
Nice straight punches there by Omega. You know Roy Jones Jr respects the hands of Omega.
Omega is the aggressor but that punch slipped nicely by Zoidberg.
Omega is the aggressor but that punch slipped nicely by Zoidberg.
Zoidberg walks into a left hand.
Omega misses with a straight right.
Zoidberg slips a straight right by Omega.
Omega waving his hands out in front of him, looking to distract Zoidberg.
Omega avoids a kick to the body.
Omega keeps his opponent at a distance with a nice jab.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Omega lands a jab-cross combination.
Zoidberg misses with a body kick.
Omega throws a hook to the side of Zoidberg's head but Zoidberg sees it coming and ducks under it beautifully.
Omega throws a sloppy body shot
and Zoidberg counters with a leg kick.
Omega moves into range and lands a nice leg kick.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Thor Omega dominated that round.
The cut man is working on John Zoidberg's cut.
OK. That's time! The bell goes and we're back to the action.

Zoidberg moves out of range of the strikes.
Zoidberg defending well as Omega loads up on a big left hand.
Zoidberg connects with a leg kick. Omega looked like he was expecting something else and didn't defend it.
Zoidberg checks a leg kick nicely.
Zoidberg looking to land some kicks to the body here.
Zoidberg throws a head kick but Omega moves out of range.
Omega throws a hook but Zoidberg blocks it.
Zoidberg feints and then cracks Omega's leading leg with a nice low kick. He's obviously looking to slow Omega down.
Zoidberg lands a nice looking body kick.
Jab by Omega.
Omega throws a low kick but it's checked well by Zoidberg.
Omega clobbers Zoidberg with an overhand right that has the crowd gasping. That made a horrendous noise.
Omega scores with a shot to the body.
Omega swings for the body but Zoidberg moves out of range.
The step up in weight doesn't seem to be a problem for Omega. He's performing admirably here against the bigger man.
Zoidberg avoids the body shot from Omega.
Zoidberg will need to close the distance a bit before he attacks - that leg kick was thrown from too far away.
Zoidberg takes a body punch but keeps moving.
Omega connects with a lovely right hand, straight down the pipe.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Omega swings for the body but Zoidberg moves out of range.
Zoidberg ducks under a wild hook from Omega.
Zoidberg throws a body kick but he wasn't in range.
Omega throws a monster uppercut resembling something out of street fighter but it doesn't land.
Omega misses with a body shot.
Zoidberg is pinned up against the cage taking some big shots here. The referee is looking closely deciding whether he should stop the fight.
Thor Omega seems to be getting the better of the standup.
Zoidberg throws a low kick but Omega moves out of range easily.
Omega throws a big shot that misses.
Omega lands with an overhand left.
Omega throws a front kick aimed at Zoidberg's knee but Zoidberg avoids it well.
Omega misses with a straight right.
Omega throws out a powerful jab.
Omega works his jab well there, keeping his opponent at a distance.
Zoidberg throws a push kick but Omega slaps the foot to one side.
Omega throws a hook but Zoidberg avoids it easily.
Zoidberg staying out of range there.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Omega on the wrong end of a nice low kick. He's acting like it's no big deal but he doesn't want to take many more of those.
Omega throws a jab when Zoidberg was well out of range.
Zoidberg goes for a high kick. It partially lands.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Zoidberg throws a half hearted mid kick.
Zoidberg thuds a mid kick into his opponent's body. That will wear on Omega if he has to take too many more of those.
Zoidberg's hands are dropping dangerously low here and Omega connects clean with a right hook that sends him down to one knee! Zoidberg scrambles back to his feet.
Omega throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Omega scores with a reasonable looking shot to the body. Zoidberg doesn't seem bothered though.
Zoidberg throws a leg kick but he was too far away and it doesn't land.
Some bone on bone action there as Zoidberg checks a low kick. Luckily it wasn't a particularly hard one.
Zoidberg swings away with a leg kick that misses.
Omega blocks the body kick.
Zoidberg throws a quick inside leg kick.
Zoidberg scores with a head kick. Omega tried to block it but didn't get his arm up in time.
Omega connects with a body shot.
Omega misses with a looping left.
Nice defenses there by Zoidberg.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
A big right from Omega misses.
Zoidberg walks straight into a jab right on the nose. That one stung - he's blinking and trying to clear his head.
Omega throws a looping overhand right but Zoidberg ducks down to avoid it.
Zoidberg uses decent footwork to sidestep a right hand from Omega.
Zoidberg moves away from the strike by Omega.
Omega missing with a left hand there. Zoidberg was out of range so wasted energy throwing that one.
Omega throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Omega uses good footwork to get in and out and land a nice right hand before Zoidberg has time to react.
Omega throws a looping overhand right but Zoidberg ducks down to avoid it.
Omega gets off balance looking for a body kick
and Zoidberg counters with a body kick.
Omega throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
Omega misses with a body shot.
Omega connects with a right hand. Zoidberg shakes it off.
Omega moves out of range of the body kick from Zoidberg.
Zoidberg throws a low kick, looking for Omega's leg but Omega calmly moves out of range.
Omega jabs at Zoidberg's body.
Zoidberg ducks under a wild hook from Omega.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Jab by Omega.
Omega misses with a body kick.
Omega lands a jab.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Omega swings for the body but Zoidberg moves out of range.
Zoidberg scores with a push kick.
This entire fight has taken place on the feet so far and you wonder whether Zoidberg might be better served trying to take this one to the ground because he's losing the standup battle so far.
Zoidberg finds nothing but air with that leg kick attempt.
Zoidberg slips under a jab from Omega.
Zoidberg throws a low kick, looking for Omega's leg but Omega calmly moves out of range.
Omega connects nicely with a jab. Noted by the judges no doubt.
Omega throws a combination. Zoidberg tries to block but a couple of punches get through.
Omega throws a lazy right hand but Zoidberg sees it coming a mile off and sidesteps it easily.
Omega's leg has a nasty welt from taking a succession of leg kicks. That must be slowing him down.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Omega looks to land a combination but Zoidberg avoids it well.
Omega lands a slapping body shot.
Zoidberg lands a nice looking kick to the body. Omega takes a step back to recover.
Omega throws a nice hook to the body that draws an oooh from the crowd.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Thor Omega showed his class in that round. I'd imagine he'll take it on all the scorecards.
The cut man is working on John Zoidberg's cut.
The fighters get back to their feet, the hooter sounds and we're back to the action! Let's get this one finished - here comes the final round!

Omega throws an ugly left hook that misses
and he gets countered with a snapping leg kick.
Zoidberg scores with a head kick.
Good work by Omega as he checks the leg kick.
Omega throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Omega misses with a hook. Zoidberg ducked under it nicely.
Zoidberg looks like he's developed a pretty tasty lump over his left eye. He'll need to avoid taking much more damage to that.
Omega throws a combination but it was largely blocked by Zoidberg.
Zoidberg motions for Omega to come forward. Zoidberg throws a leg kick but it misses it's target.
Omega lands an overhand right.
Omega throws a right hand that misses
and Zoidberg counters with a nice body kick.
Zoidberg moves out of range as Omega strikes.
Good leg kick by Omega there. It's the ones that make that thud noise that hurt and that was an almighty thud.
Omega has developed a nice purple lump on his ribcage, as a result of some heavy body kicks from Zoidberg.
Zoidberg moves out of range of the strikes.
The fighters circle momentarily. Omega darts into range and connects with a nice straight punch.
Omega just misses with a punch to the body.
Omega avoids the head kick by Zoidberg.
Omega lands a beauty of a right hand that gets the crowd cheering.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Zoidberg avoids a punch combination nicely.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Ouch! a nice leg kick from Zoidberg, right into the meat.
Well, he's not going to score with shots like that. A lazy body kick attempt from Zoidberg.
Omega cracks Zoidberg with a nice right hand that draws applause from the crowd.
Omega throws a jab when Zoidberg was well out of range.
Zoidberg tried to score with a low kick but Omega checks it.
Zoidberg misses with a body kick.
Zoidberg turns his hip over beautifully as he lands a nice leg kick.
Zoidberg throws a leg kick that misses.
Omega swings for the body but Zoidberg moves out of range.
Zoidberg ducks under a wild hook from Omega.
Zoidberg on the wrong end of an overhand right that came out of nowhere.
Zoidberg throws a front kick aimed at Omega's knee but Omega avoids it well.
Zoidberg connects with a leg kick. Omega looked like he was expecting something else and didn't defend it.
Zoidberg slips a jab and a cross from Omega.
Omega stooping low to avoid any incoming strikes and then lunges in with an uppercut come cross that lands flush.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Zoidberg moves out of range as Omega strikes.
Omega tries to check the leg kick but that clearly hurt him.
Omega misses with a left hand
and Zoidberg counters with a good, hard body kick but Omega shrugs it off.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Zoidberg uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Omega.
Omega connects with the punch.
Omega scores with a crisp jab that stopped Zoidberg in his tracks.
Zoidberg scores with a head kick.
Omega looks to throw the jab but Zoidberg is out of range.
Omega throws a jab when Zoidberg was well out of range.
Zoidberg throws a low kick but his opponent is out of range.
John Zoidberg has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!
Zoidberg keeping his hands up high there, blocking the jab from Omega.
Omega connects with a single shot there.
A looping hook to the body misses from Omega. Zoidberg does a little dance to reset his feet.
Zoidberg throws a body kick that misses.
Omega blocks the body kick.
Well, he's not going to score with shots like that. A lazy body kick attempt from Zoidberg.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Zoidberg is looking to chop away at Omega's legs.
Zoidberg looks to land a body kick but Omega moved away.
Zoidberg walks into a left hand.
Zoidberg keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
A telegraphed right hand from Omega misses the target.
Zoidberg throws a body kick that misses.
Omega lands with a nice low kick. That'll leave a bruise.
Zoidberg keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Omega feints a jab promting Zoidberg to slip. Omega then demonstrates his capabilities by jabbing again. Zoidberg slips again and ducks right into an uppercut.
Nice jab there from Omega.
Omega looks to score with a jab to the body but Zoidberg is just out of range.
Omega ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Zoidberg moves away.
A decent looking cross lands there for Omega.
Omega throws out a token jab with nothing on it.
Omega throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Omega scores with a decent looking hook.
Omega tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Zoidberg was well out of range. Poor timing from Omega.
Omega clobbers Zoidberg with an overhand right that has the crowd gasping. That made a horrendous noise.
Zoidberg sees a low kick coming and goes to check it, but it's actually a body kick and it thuds into his unprotected ribs.
Zoidberg closes the distance and takes a jab right on the nose as he does so.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Zoidberg on the wrong end of a vicious looking body shot.
Omega blocks a leg kick.
Zoidberg keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Omega smiles there as he lands a nice right hand right on the button.
Zoidberg lands a nice looking kick to the body. Omega takes a step back to recover.
Omega takes a big intake of breath there - he's definitely tired.
Omega misses with a hook.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Omega on the wrong end of a kick to the body.
Omega moves out of range as Zoidberg throws a body kick.
Zoidberg throws the kick towards the body but Omega avoids it.
Omega keeps his opponent at a distance with a nice jab.

And that's the end of the fight!
I would just about give that final round to Thor Omega.
Well Omega has outworked and out performed his opponent in all aspects of the game today. He was simply too good and the decision should be no more than a formality. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Don Winkell scores the fight 27:30
Judge Jack Bonds scores the fight 27:30
Judge Timothy Bukovac scores the fight 27:30

In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Thor Omega!